Quick, you Fancy Bastards! You have less than 24 hours to hide from your miserable families! NO! Don’t hide there! That’s the first place they’ll look! Make haste! Burry yourself under a mountain and wait out the forced interaction with people you moved extremely far away from as soon as you had the means! I [...]
Happy Halloween! Please do not smash my jack-o-lantern or murder my pets! Here, take some candy to stifle your Satan-fueled rage! There is a new HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast. Episode 67 is ready to download for free. Vault subscribers can get the uncut version of the show (unedited and almost 2 hours long) and the post [...]
IS THIS COMIC SUPER-CONFUSING? READ THESE ARTICLES 1st THEN COME BACK FOR LAUGH-TIMES: WORLD EXCLUSIVE: MelGibson’s Racist Rant Caught OnTape Mel Gibson’s New RACIST RANT: N-Word Rape Threats NEW LoFiJINKS Podcast!!! [here] and If you want to support HE, please READ THIS. Poor Mel Gibson. The media has really blown his rampant Jew-hating, misogyny, n-word using (they run in packs now?) and [...]
The hobo baby’s name is Boxcar Chester A. Arthur. Hobaby? Babo? UDPATE: Yes, I know “Dr. Who” predates “Bill & Ted” by decades… that’s part of why I find the comparison amusing. #iloveexplainingthejoke This is why I don’t do continuity. Because if there were stories in HE they would all go like this comic. Also [...]
There is an entire narrative in my head where Ralphie’s dad comes in during the middle as Gny. Sgt. Hartman berating him while wielding a shard of leg lamp and a can of Simonize, then catches a fatal BB to the gut. Can’t wait for tomorrow when at least one cable channel will be running [...]
I just can’t seem to remember to cancel my Black Friday sale in the HE Store. I sure hope no one is in the mood for savings, because they could really take advantage of my forgetfulness. If someone wanted to know more about the fantastic savings or the new products (including the first ever HE [...]
[reddit-me]That look in your eyes says “WTFCOMIC?” but that look in YOUR EYES screams “SERIOUSLYWTFCOMIC?!” Your reaction is understandable. This Halloween comic is really just a love letter from me to other hardcore Star Trek: TNG fans. I actually came up with about 100 even more obscure, 1(ish)-episode characters to use for costume ideas but [...]
During the “magical date” Josh, carved a giant penis out of a block of ice with a chainsaw. The townsfolk of Punxsutawney thought it was very romantic. Later they went to Gobbler’s Knob. It seemed appropriate. “Groundhog Day” is in my top 5 favorite comedies of all time. If you haven’t seen it and you [...]
I am actually late for Eli’s New Year’s party, so I will have to update this post in the new year. After my fridge exploded today (true story) I was just glad to get the comic posted before 2009. Links: ‘Watchmen‘ Legal Woes Update Is There Any Reason Not To Boycott Fox Next Year? ‘Watchmen‘ [...]
…Of The Living Dead Before Christmas (Alternate Title: “Zombiesplode!”) Tindómiel Muinamir caps off the week of Fancy Bastard holiday guest comics with her zombie-fied Santa tale. I was super excited when Tindómiel (Christine) agreed to contribute a comic since I was already a fan of her artwork for Jonathan Coulton’s t-shirt design contest (hers is [...]
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