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News Version: Morgan Freeman crashed a car and had to pried out with the jaws of life. True Version: Lucious Fox was testing a new TUMBLER for Bruce Wayne and had a problem merging. News Version: Shia Labeouf got drunk and wrapped his car around a tree, crush his hand and may lose a finger. [...]
Don’t forget “fart,” “turd” and “twat.” I dare you to watch this and not laugh your ass off. It’s not just the words. It’s the delivery. Listen to the cadence of his voice. Look at the expressiveness of his face and hands. When I was young, I was obsessed with stand up comedy. I’d devour [...]
No, I didn’t concoct this ridiculous sitcom-pitch scenario. Will “The Fresh Prince” Smith is opening a school (like for children) that will have curriculum based on the teachings of Scientology. Here’s hoping for history textbooks with spaceships, “Carlton Dance” aerobics in gym class, graduation commencement by Tom Cruise in a (historically accurate) Xenu mask and, [...]
I’ll tell you why Wesley Snipes isn’t going to do hard time for dodging millions in past due taxes. He’s half vampire. The Daywalker isn’t going to prison. He’ll snap the necks of every cop, judge, bailiff and guard between him and the cell, and he’ll do it with his feet. You know why? Because [...]
‘Cuz, Ya know… cold dead hands and such. An alternate idea for this comic had Joel, Eli and Josh eating “Soylent Green” made with “100% Ground Chuck.” I’ll speak of this no more. Charlton Heston was certainly a Hollywood icon. He was well known and had a career spanning many decades. Despite that I never [...]
The Tom Cruise Trilogy (as it will forever be known) has come to it’s logical conclusion… that L. Ron Hubbard was a human vessel housing the soul of an evil alien Galactic Emperor, and Tom Cruise made a baby (emphasis on “made” because I’m thinking there was a space lab involved) in order for him [...]
I think I’ve pretty much said my piece on Tom Cruise, so I will dispense with any additional rant and simply continue with the story of how he remembers saving New York city on September 11th, 2001. I’m really having fun exploring the idea that Tom Cruise has basically every magical or super power and [...]
Tom Cruise is a super hero from outer space with unlimited cosmic power. The only downside is that he serves a dark master bent on devouring the world and extinguishing all life… is Tom Cruise the Silver Surfer? My hatred of Tom Cruise courses black through my veins like crude oil. It poisons my soul [...]
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Dallas Comic Con May 19, 2012 / Dallas, TX with Something Positive.
Phoenix Comicon - May 24-27, 2012 / Phoenix, AZ with Blind Ferret.
San Diego Comic-Con - July 12-15, 2012 / San Diego, CA with Blind Ferret
Toronto Fan Expo - Aug 23-26, 2012 / Toronto, ON with Blind Ferret
NYCC - Oct 11-14, 2012 / New York, NY with Blind Ferret
