Alternate Title: Sittin’ In The Box O’ The Bay [reddit-me]Michael Bay traveled to our time from a distant future where man is enslaved by sentient explosions. He also made Megan Fox wash his Ferrari while he filmed it. One can only assume she wasn’t the first actor to get in Bay’s good graces by indulging [...]
[reddit-me]Of all the recent celebrity deaths, the only one I’ve really cared about is Billy Mays. As the comic states, I was in sales for 10 years and I did fancy myself an inventor when I was younger. I have notebooks full of “inventions” that I hoped would one day be sold on TV or [...]
Alternate Titles: “Thai a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Oak Tree,” “Babes in Thailand” and… well, anything else with “bang and kok” In poor tastse? Probably. Too soon? Sure. Whatever. I stand by my “everything is funny or nothing is” philosophy. If we can’t laugh at death, death wins. Plus, if we can’t laugh at [...]
Last weekend was Dallas Comic Con. I didn’t go but Denise and Eli made it out to take some pics. Colonel Tigh (Michael Hogan) was there sans eye patch which seemed like a problem that should have been rectified. I can only hope that he answered each question in the affirmative by letting out that [...]
Post later. Getting ready for podcast. Joaquin Phoenix serious about rap career, says rep Will The Real Joaquin Phoenix Stand Up? Joaquin Phoenix not crazy or good at keeping secrets Joaquin Phoenix has lost his shit Joaquin Phoenix’s Next Big Role: Rapper ?
Panel 5 is a naked, blood soaked Joel chasing Eli through a high rise with a chainsaw. I’m sure you know how it ends. My man-crush on one Mr. Christian Bale is well documented. I mean you can’t spell Christian Bale without “Christ.” The man can do no wrong as far as I’m concerned. So [...]
Ricardo Montalban passed away this week. I’ll never forget his portrayal as Khan Noonien Singh in “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” or as The Joker in the 1960′s “Batman” series starring Adam West. No… wait, that was Cesar Romero. If there is an afterlife, I hope it’s governing body has a sense of [...]
Of course I have no proof, but I assume when Sir Sean Connery the video for the new Quantum of Solace theme song, “Another Way to Die,” by Jack White and Alicia Keys he was upset to say the least. It doesn’t feature horns, sultry singing, guns pointed at the camera, blood running down the [...]
I battled a serious case of writer’s block today. I had roughed out 4 or 5 comic ideas but none of them ever gelled. Josh suggested I do a fart joke and be done with it. I didn’t want to cop out quite that hard, but as a tribute to my day of desperation and [...]
News Version: Morgan Freeman crashed a car and had to pried out with the jaws of life. True Version: Lucious Fox was testing a new TUMBLER for Bruce Wayne and had a problem merging. News Version: Shia Labeouf got drunk and wrapped his car around a tree, crush his hand and may lose a finger. [...]
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