That man simply can do no wrong. Even if he set events in motion that caused my blood to boil, rendering the surface of my skin into thirsty, crackling blisters and prompting me to claw it away in desperate madness hoping to somehow cease the burning that has both blinded me stricken me mute from [...]
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Posts Tagged ‘apple’
My Macworld (MWSF) 2008 Keynote Predictions. Boom!
by Joel on January 11, 2008 at 9:17 amMacworld San Francisco is next week. I’ve learned from years of Apple fandom to aim for the middle with my predictions. Take every rumor on the internet, rate them from 1-10 on how bad you want them, then throw out everything above a 7. Those will be saved for Xmas or next year. I bet [...]
Check out this contest with a MadLibs style Keynote prediction form. I especially like the “it will not have (missing feature).”
Six or seven years ago my friend, Wes, would call me out of the blue and say things like, “Think Secret says Apple is going to release new flat panel iMacs,” or “Think Secret says Steve Jobs just invested 200 million in Amalgamated Black Turtle Necks.” I would usually respond with, “It’s four-fucking-thirty in the [...]
They don’t even have Edge data. Josh has been trying to sneak my iPhone away at every available opportunity in an attempt to navigate it’s browser over to jailbreakme.com. He’s like my mom in that he knows what’s best for me despite my own wishes. And apparently, what’s best for me is to Jailbreak my [...]
My new Apple Insider comics is up. Check it out here. That drawing of Gabe Newell looks suspiciously like this drawing of Gabe Newell…. DUHN DUHN DAAAAHHHH!!!
Thanks to a suggestions from Chris I’ve put together an “iPhantom Zone” wallpaper inspired by this comic. You can download it HERE.
Check out the comic I am doing for the super cool Apple blog, Apple Insider.
Superman II: The Quest For an Unlocked iPhone
by Joel on October 5, 2007 at 2:31 amWhat is up with the tardiness? The last several days I’ve been hard at work on the Super Secret Project(TM). Enough with the waiting, here it is: Apple Insider Comics. A.I. approached me about doing a comic series for them after reading my iPhone Rebate comic. Have a look and drop me a line with [...]
The $100 iPhone Rebate’s on the Dresser, Chocolate
by Joel on September 10, 2007 at 4:00 amUncle Steve is a stone cold pimp. Sure, you’re used to seeing him in black turtle necks and bluejeans, but I assure you his weekend attire consists of a purple and green suede suit, alligator boots (with the pointy toes), a cane with a giant diamond for a handle and a feather in his pimp [...]










