The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel http://hijinksensue.com/series/noise-hole/ Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL! Sun, 12 May 2024 00:46:21 +0000 en-US © 2021 Noise Hole Media Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel as they explore the music that defined their generation, all while improvising songs with a full band! Noise Hole Media episodic Dave McElfatrick and Joel Watson, two of the comedic minds behind the wildly popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoons, love playing guitar, love rock and roll and especially love making noise. Join Dave and Joel in The Noise Hole as they explore the music that defined their generation, recount famous and infamous rock star stories, and exorcise their personal rock and roll demons, all while improvising songs with a full band! It’s an hilarious celebration of alt. rock, grunge, punk, pop, emo, heavy metal and all things ROCK AND ROLL! Noise Hole Media noiseholepod@gmail.com true http://hijinksensue.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/The-Noise-Hole-Logo-1500-02-27-19.png The Noise Hole with Dave and Joel http://hijinksensue.com/ yes b36f9cd8-049e-530c-b5ec-778206b4333d https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.8 1118687 27 – Double Vaginal Double Dallas Page http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/27-double-vaginal-double-dallas-page/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9216 This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, so you don’t have to choose which part is right for you. Both parts are right.

  • “I Like Sexy Ladies / I Like Shiny Boys” by Poison Assblaster
  • Danny K. and Fart Master on 92.1 The Butt in 1987
  • “I Like Titties (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Poison Assblaster
  • “I Like Fat Ass (Everyone Likes Fat Ass)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • “I Like Car Insurance (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • “I Like Chicken McNuggets (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • Daniel K. and Joey Fart Master move to Seattle in 1992
  • “Sludge Butt (I Just Wanna Die)” by Terminal Suicide
  • “I Just Want A Jersey Mike’s Sub (I Also Want to Die) by Terminal Suicide
  • WCW Wrestling takes over the world in the late 90s
  • NWO tries to recruit young Dave
  • “Blue Monday Nitro” by New (World) Order
  • WCW Monday Nitro Theme
  • British Farm-Based Soap Operas
  • American Human-Cage and Witch-based Soap Operas
  • “Smells Like DDP (A Legally Distinct Copywritten Work)” by Diamond Dallas Page
  • Stevarino thinks DDP can save rock and roll 
  • “DDP Is In Bloom” by Diamond Dallas Page
  • Chris Jericho, Renaissance Man
  • Next time on Jericho Ball Z!
  • “Jericho Ball Z (End Credits Theme)”
  • “Yellowhammer” by Dave’s project We’ve Got Hostiles
]]> full 27 1 This week’s Noise Hole is comprised of two essential parts: The part that’s all about the shift from the hair metal excess of the late 80s to the dreary melancholy of the early 90s, and the part that’s all about late 90s, early 2000s wrestling. The good news is you get both parts for free, so you don’t have to choose which part is right for you. Both parts are right.

  • “I Like Sexy Ladies / I Like Shiny Boys” by Poison Assblaster
  • Danny K. and Fart Master on 92.1 The Butt in 1987
  • “I Like Titties (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Poison Assblaster
  • “I Like Fat Ass (Everyone Likes Fat Ass)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • “I Like Car Insurance (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • “I Like Chicken McNuggets (Everyone Likes Titties)” by Atomic Pisshole
  • Daniel K. and Joey Fart Master move to Seattle in 1992
  • “Sludge Butt (I Just Wanna Die)” by Terminal Suicide
  • “I Just Want A Jersey Mike’s Sub (I Also Want to Die) by Terminal Suicide
  • WCW Wrestling takes over the world in the late 90s
  • NWO tries to recruit young Dave
  • “Blue Monday Nitro” by New (World) Order
  • WCW Monday Nitro Theme
  • British Farm-Based Soap Operas
  • American Human-Cage and Witch-based Soap Operas
  • “Smells Like DDP (A Legally Distinct Copywritten Work)” by Diamond Dallas Page
  • Stevarino thinks DDP can save rock and roll 
  • “DDP Is In Bloom” by Diamond Dallas Page
  • Chris Jericho, Renaissance Man
  • Next time on Jericho Ball Z!
  • “Jericho Ball Z (End Credits Theme)”
  • “Yellowhammer” by Dave’s project We’ve Got Hostiles
]]> yes no 1:31:51 Yes no 26 – I Like Beans. Yes I do. http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/26-i-like-beans-yes-i-do/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9217 Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.”

  • “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave
  • Problematic band members
  • How do you sing and play at the same time?
  • “Gimme Fuel, Gimme Full Service Car Care” by James Hetfield
  • “Vinny’s Theme” by Motley Crue
  • “Hetfield In A Gas Station” by The Smiths
  • “Sanitary Bum” by Metallica
  • Lars Ulrich is sponsored by Race Trac hot dogs
  • Pokemon Bands featuring Smashmouth and Puddle Of Mudd 
  • Dave’s very first song “I Like Beans” 
  • “I Like Beans (Yes I Do)” by Blink 182
  • “I Like Beans (Down In Beans)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “I Like Beans (Bean-age Dirtbag)” by Wheatus
  • “I Like Beans (Synthetic Beans)” by Spineshank
  • “I Like Beans (Around The Beans)” by Daft Punk
  • “I Like Beans (Yes I Do) [Beepy Boopy REMIX]" by Thom York
  • “I Like Beans (Yes Brand New)” by Brand New
  • “I Like Beans (Beans Without the E)” by Taking Back Sunday
  • “I Like Beans (Ohio Is For Beans)” by Hawthorne Heights
  • “I Like Beans (Mr. Beanside)” by The Killers
  • “I Like Beans (A Pooey Bum)” by Pink Floyd
  • Young Davey Gilmour tries to impress his grumpy dad
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Pink Floyd
]]> full 26 1 Dave and Joel are taking it back, WAY BACK to the very beginning of Dave’s songwriting career to explore the evolution of his very first song, “I Like Beans.”

  • “Time To Get Creative (I Hate You, Kevin)” with Kevin Tonberry and Dave
  • Problematic band members
  • How do you sing and play at the same time?
  • “Gimme Fuel, Gimme Full Service Car Care” by James Hetfield
  • “Vinny’s Theme” by Motley Crue
  • “Hetfield In A Gas Station” by The Smiths
  • “Sanitary Bum” by Metallica
  • Lars Ulrich is sponsored by Race Trac hot dogs
  • Pokemon Bands featuring Smashmouth and Puddle Of Mudd 
  • Dave’s very first song “I Like Beans” 
  • “I Like Beans (Yes I Do)” by Blink 182
  • “I Like Beans (Down In Beans)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “I Like Beans (Bean-age Dirtbag)” by Wheatus
  • “I Like Beans (Synthetic Beans)” by Spineshank
  • “I Like Beans (Around The Beans)” by Daft Punk
  • “I Like Beans (Yes I Do) [Beepy Boopy REMIX]" by Thom York
  • “I Like Beans (Yes Brand New)” by Brand New
  • “I Like Beans (Beans Without the E)” by Taking Back Sunday
  • “I Like Beans (Ohio Is For Beans)” by Hawthorne Heights
  • “I Like Beans (Mr. Beanside)” by The Killers
  • “I Like Beans (A Pooey Bum)” by Pink Floyd
  • Young Davey Gilmour tries to impress his grumpy dad
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Pink Floyd
]]> yes no 1:17:36 Yes no 25 – A Little More Rainbow In Your Life Can’t Really Hurt, Can It? http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/25-a-little-more-rainbow-in-your-life-cant-really-hurt-can-it/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9218 Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs!

  • “I Got Them Prison Blues” by Steve “Lil Shanky” Vaistein
  • “Took a Dook in Nuuk” by Leonard Cohen
  • “Gary (You Fuckin’ Sloth-Brained Concubine)” by The Noise Hole
  • Vinny Paul’s Bottomless Strip Club
  • Do Bush’s lyrics hold up? Do Kurt Cobain’s?
  • “Two Kinds Of Tanks” by Kurt Cobain
  • “Nuggets In Bed” by Dave McElCobain
  • “Playing Doom” by Dave McElCobain
  • “Spicy Mustard” by Dave McElCobain
  • Band reunions with replacement members? Yay or Nay?
  • Dave’s boyfriend, Gus Johnson, only knows the current Blink-182
  • Dave remembers Simple Plan, where as Joel does not
  • Dave’s dad tries to bond over Weezer
  • “Why do they call him Dimebag Darrell?” 
  • Metal riffs in Doom
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Doom!
  • “Doom Is Really Cool” by Motörhead
  • “WASD” by Motörhead
  • “Wolfenstein 3D” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy reviews Quakecon 2019
  • “Doom E1M1” by The Noise Hole
  • “Fire And Rain” by The Smashing Pumpkins
]]> full 25 1 Dave and Joel are a bit aimless this week. They’re like ships without rudders; explorers with no map; chefs with no recipe, but that doesn’t seem to stop them from from sailing the seas of rock, climbing the musical mountains and cooking up a delectable dish of dumb songs!

  • “I Got Them Prison Blues” by Steve “Lil Shanky” Vaistein
  • “Took a Dook in Nuuk” by Leonard Cohen
  • “Gary (You Fuckin’ Sloth-Brained Concubine)” by The Noise Hole
  • Vinny Paul’s Bottomless Strip Club
  • Do Bush’s lyrics hold up? Do Kurt Cobain’s?
  • “Two Kinds Of Tanks” by Kurt Cobain
  • “Nuggets In Bed” by Dave McElCobain
  • “Playing Doom” by Dave McElCobain
  • “Spicy Mustard” by Dave McElCobain
  • Band reunions with replacement members? Yay or Nay?
  • Dave’s boyfriend, Gus Johnson, only knows the current Blink-182
  • Dave remembers Simple Plan, where as Joel does not
  • Dave’s dad tries to bond over Weezer
  • “Why do they call him Dimebag Darrell?” 
  • Metal riffs in Doom
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Doom!
  • “Doom Is Really Cool” by Motörhead
  • “WASD” by Motörhead
  • “Wolfenstein 3D” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy reviews Quakecon 2019
  • “Doom E1M1” by The Noise Hole
  • “Fire And Rain” by The Smashing Pumpkins
]]> yes no 1:32:06 Yes no 24 – God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/24-god-bless-america-and-god-bless-milfs/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9219 This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw!

  • “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen
  • “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” by Leonard Cohen
  • Concerning trends in modern pornography
  • Porno Life Hacks with Dave
  • “Are The Pumpkins Ripe?” by Chet Countryman
  • “I’m A Big Ol’ Country Boy” by Chet Countryman
  • “Tired Old Fuck Boots” by Hank Williams III
  • Curtis McGee infests Ireland with country music
  • American trucker music vs. Irish farm machine music
  • “I Love Marvel’s Juggernaut” by Richie Cavenaugh 
  • White children with Pokemon names
  • “Flowers On The Wall” by Brad Paisley
  • “America (Got Fucked)” by Chet Countryman and Trace Shitboots
  • “God Bless America (and God Bless Milfs)” by Chet Countryman, Trace Shitboots and the Haliburton Boner Boys 
  • “War Pigs” by Johnny Cash
  • “Paranoid” by Johnny Grass
  • “Hey! (It’s Them Noise Boys)” by The Noise Hole
]]> full 24 1 This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw!

  • “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen
  • “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” by Leonard Cohen
  • Concerning trends in modern pornography
  • Porno Life Hacks with Dave
  • “Are The Pumpkins Ripe?” by Chet Countryman
  • “I’m A Big Ol’ Country Boy” by Chet Countryman
  • “Tired Old Fuck Boots” by Hank Williams III
  • Curtis McGee infests Ireland with country music
  • American trucker music vs. Irish farm machine music
  • “I Love Marvel’s Juggernaut” by Richie Cavenaugh 
  • White children with Pokemon names
  • “Flowers On The Wall” by Brad Paisley
  • “America (Got Fucked)” by Chet Countryman and Trace Shitboots
  • “God Bless America (and God Bless Milfs)” by Chet Countryman, Trace Shitboots and the Haliburton Boner Boys 
  • “War Pigs” by Johnny Cash
  • “Paranoid” by Johnny Grass
  • “Hey! (It’s Them Noise Boys)” by The Noise Hole
]]> yes no 1:10:18 Yes no 23 – Chugga Lugga Doobity Doo http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/23-chugga-lugga-doobity-doo/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9220 This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil' Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.

  • “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends
  • Delta Blues Email Readin’s 
  • How much money do you think Tool has?
  • Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool
  • How to write a song from each Tool album
  • “I Got Worms Inside Of My Dick” by Tool
  • “I’ve Been Eating My Own Shit” by Tool
  • “Longview” by Tool
  • “CiCi’s Pizza” by Tool
  • “Sweet Frags” by Tool
  • Dave’s adventures at an Irish Cyber-Cafe
  • “Last Night (I Called My Friend An Anus)” by The Strokes
  • “Last Night (I Tried To Play Quake)” by The Strokes
  • How Tool broke Joel’s heart with 10,000 Days
  • How Metallica broke Dave’s heart with St. Anger
  • Charles Dickens’ A St. Anger Carol 
  • Davey And The Metallica Factory
  • “Hooker With A Penis” by Jimmy Eat World
]]> full 23 1 This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil' Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.

  • “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends
  • Delta Blues Email Readin’s 
  • How much money do you think Tool has?
  • Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool
  • How to write a song from each Tool album
  • “I Got Worms Inside Of My Dick” by Tool
  • “I’ve Been Eating My Own Shit” by Tool
  • “Longview” by Tool
  • “CiCi’s Pizza” by Tool
  • “Sweet Frags” by Tool
  • Dave’s adventures at an Irish Cyber-Cafe
  • “Last Night (I Called My Friend An Anus)” by The Strokes
  • “Last Night (I Tried To Play Quake)” by The Strokes
  • How Tool broke Joel’s heart with 10,000 Days
  • How Metallica broke Dave’s heart with St. Anger
  • Charles Dickens’ A St. Anger Carol 
  • Davey And The Metallica Factory
  • “Hooker With A Penis” by Jimmy Eat World
]]> yes no 1:25:57 Yes no 22 – America’s A Fuckboi http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/22-americas-a-fuckboi/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9221 Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it.

  • “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman
  • “Killing In The Name Of” by Randy Newman
  • “Bombtrack” by Randy Newman
  • “Hello Dad, I’m In Jail” by Randy Newman
  • A dissertation on Doowop, Racism, Art and Homophobia by The Noise Bois
  • “To Blues, or Not To Blues” by Billy Shakes
  • “Welcome to The Black Parade” by Randy Newman
  • Brian May is an angel from Heaven, and also probably God
  • Brian May’s Rig Rundown
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: 8-Bit Beeps and Boops
  • Lemmy’s Normal Rundown: Doki Doki Literature Club
  • Lemmy’s PS4 Rundown: Spider-Man
  • When your favorite band hates you
  • “America’s A Fuckboi” by Bruce Springstein
  • “Gary Is Smooth-brained Fuckboi” by Bruce Springstein
]]> full 22 1 Dear Noise Bois, this episode is a bit more talky than usual, and at times gets a little serious. But, you know what? It’s got heart. It’s also got THREE DIFFERENT Lemmy’s Retro Rundowns! So cram that in your gob and gnaw on it.

  • “Welcome To The Cannibal Cafe” by Tom Waits and Randy Newman
  • “Killing In The Name Of” by Randy Newman
  • “Bombtrack” by Randy Newman
  • “Hello Dad, I’m In Jail” by Randy Newman
  • A dissertation on Doowop, Racism, Art and Homophobia by The Noise Bois
  • “To Blues, or Not To Blues” by Billy Shakes
  • “Welcome to The Black Parade” by Randy Newman
  • Brian May is an angel from Heaven, and also probably God
  • Brian May’s Rig Rundown
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: 8-Bit Beeps and Boops
  • Lemmy’s Normal Rundown: Doki Doki Literature Club
  • Lemmy’s PS4 Rundown: Spider-Man
  • When your favorite band hates you
  • “America’s A Fuckboi” by Bruce Springstein
  • “Gary Is Smooth-brained Fuckboi” by Bruce Springstein
]]> yes no 1:26:13 Yes no 21 – Clarence Clear Conscience Revival http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/21-clarence-clear-conscience-revival/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9222 Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code.

  • “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois 
  • “Bulls On Parade” by Randy Newman
  • Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom meets President Bill Clinton
  • “The 10 Funky Commandments (God Says)” By Daddy Moses and The Stone Tablets
  • “Take A Little Boy” by Bruce Springstein ft. Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Every Creedence Song” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • “Bad Dave Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • “Bawitdaba” by Louis Armstrong
  • “What A Wonderful World” by Joey Ramone, Louis Armstrong, Bruce Springstein and Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Good Riddance (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Green Day
  • “Good Riddance (AWW FUCK!!!)” by Green Day
  • “It’s Clarence (Clarence’s Theme)” by Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Hey (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Clarence Clear Conscience Revival 
  • “Gonna Shoot My Load” by Led Zeppelin
  • "Shana Rocha's Theme" by The Noise Bois
]]> full 21 1 Everybody’s favorite morally conscious, rotund bass player is back, and he is very sorry but he has to leave. He just cannot abide the topics of discussion presented in this particular podcast. Believe me, he NEEDS to the money, but it goes against his personal moral code.

  • “Human Catdog” by The Apocalypse Bois 
  • “Bulls On Parade” by Randy Newman
  • Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom meets President Bill Clinton
  • “The 10 Funky Commandments (God Says)” By Daddy Moses and The Stone Tablets
  • “Take A Little Boy” by Bruce Springstein ft. Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Every Creedence Song” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • “Bad Dave Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
  • “Bawitdaba” by Louis Armstrong
  • “What A Wonderful World” by Joey Ramone, Louis Armstrong, Bruce Springstein and Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Good Riddance (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Green Day
  • “Good Riddance (AWW FUCK!!!)” by Green Day
  • “It’s Clarence (Clarence’s Theme)” by Clarence Fatbottom
  • “Hey (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Clarence Clear Conscience Revival 
  • “Gonna Shoot My Load” by Led Zeppelin
  • "Shana Rocha's Theme" by The Noise Bois
]]> yes no 1:23:40 Yes no 20 – Super Secret Pilot Episode ZERO (ft. Gary) http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/20-super-secret-pilot-episode-zero-ft-gary/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9223 Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary.

This Week:

  • Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam
  • Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed
  • “My Face Is Inside A Can of Worms” by Nightwish 
  • Happy Finnish Christmas songs
  • “Who Else Is In The Band?” by KISS
  • “I Gotta Move To The Moon” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Fuck (And Suck)” by KISS
  • “Ozzy’s Troubles” by Black Sabbath
  • “Lego Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
  • “The Ghibli Boys” by Dancing Turkey Organs
  • “Serve The Pleasure Snake” by a Finnish Death Metal band, probably
  • “Jizzy Suicide” by Blink 182
  • “Tom Gone, He Bad” by Big Boy 182
  • “Mark Ploppus” by Blink 182
  • “Shrek Is Dead” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Ted Cruz (Dead Poos)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “President Pig Took A Shit” by The Big Ball Rooster Boys
  • “Daniel And The Dentist” by Guns N’ Roses
  • “Paranoid About Brexit” by Black Sabbath
  • “God Save The Queen Bee” by The Sex Pistols
  • ‘The Hands Of A Crab” by Nightwish
  • “Crab Hands” by Sigur Rós and Björk 
  • “Crab Hands pt. 2” by Regina Spektor 
  • “Hey Man, Don’t Jerk Off On That Bee” by Bob Dylan (fr. Morrissey, Regina Spektor, Robert Smith, Glenn Danzig and James Hetfield)
  • “Crab Hands pt. 3” by Metallica
  • “Outro (That Was The Email Hole)” by Dave and Joel
]]> full 20 1 Hey hey, Noise Bois! Here’s a special treat for you. This is the original episode of the Here’s An Idea podcast that spawned The Noise Hole, remastered with additional instruments and… well… Gary. Fuckin’ Gary.

This Week:

  • Dave’s fever dream intro Pajama Jam
  • Dave’s bouncy, jazzy email reading music bed
  • “My Face Is Inside A Can of Worms” by Nightwish 
  • Happy Finnish Christmas songs
  • “Who Else Is In The Band?” by KISS
  • “I Gotta Move To The Moon” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Fuck (And Suck)” by KISS
  • “Ozzy’s Troubles” by Black Sabbath
  • “Lego Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
  • “The Ghibli Boys” by Dancing Turkey Organs
  • “Serve The Pleasure Snake” by a Finnish Death Metal band, probably
  • “Jizzy Suicide” by Blink 182
  • “Tom Gone, He Bad” by Big Boy 182
  • “Mark Ploppus” by Blink 182
  • “Shrek Is Dead” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Ted Cruz (Dead Poos)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “President Pig Took A Shit” by The Big Ball Rooster Boys
  • “Daniel And The Dentist” by Guns N’ Roses
  • “Paranoid About Brexit” by Black Sabbath
  • “God Save The Queen Bee” by The Sex Pistols
  • ‘The Hands Of A Crab” by Nightwish
  • “Crab Hands” by Sigur Rós and Björk 
  • “Crab Hands pt. 2” by Regina Spektor 
  • “Hey Man, Don’t Jerk Off On That Bee” by Bob Dylan (fr. Morrissey, Regina Spektor, Robert Smith, Glenn Danzig and James Hetfield)
  • “Crab Hands pt. 3” by Metallica
  • “Outro (That Was The Email Hole)” by Dave and Joel
]]> yes no 1:03:35 Yes no 19 – Escaping Neverland http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/19-escaping-neverland/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9225 We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let's find out together.

This week:

  • Radiohead killed the riff
  • Johnny Greenwood in Game Of Thrones
  • The cartoonish villainy of Axel Rose
  • Guns N’ Roses vs. Aerosmith: The Good People On Both Sides Tour
  • “Cryin’” by The Ramones
  • “I Used To Love Her” by Aerosmith
  • Manager Stevarino has to balance out the Balls 
  • “Big Balls” by AC/DC is a spooky Halloween song
  • Metallica trying to rock the National Anthem
  • “I Just Prefer To Be With My Own Race” by Morrissey 
  • Michael Jackson’s music is ruined forever because he was a serial pedophile
  • Clarence the funky bass player has reservations about Michael Jackson
  • Which band would YOU “Yesterday?” 
  • Kid Rock pulls a fast one on us all
  • Kid Rock’s original name controversy 
  • The Ramones sell some coffee
  • Michael McDonald is a vindictive motherfucker
  • “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Michael McDonald
  • The Darkness sell Subway
  • Subway Jared has his own “darkness” 
  • 1-800-CASH-NOW by Green Day
  • Horrifying UK Toys ‘R’ Us Theme
  • Tom Waits’ McDonalds Ad
  • Gimme a Blink, Gimme a Blink, Blink me off a piece of that 182
]]> full 19 1 We hate to start an episode with an apology, but we spend about half this episode discussing musicians and celebrities that also happen to pedos. Can we separate the art from the artist, or the sandwich from the sandwich artist? Let's find out together.

This week:

  • Radiohead killed the riff
  • Johnny Greenwood in Game Of Thrones
  • The cartoonish villainy of Axel Rose
  • Guns N’ Roses vs. Aerosmith: The Good People On Both Sides Tour
  • “Cryin’” by The Ramones
  • “I Used To Love Her” by Aerosmith
  • Manager Stevarino has to balance out the Balls 
  • “Big Balls” by AC/DC is a spooky Halloween song
  • Metallica trying to rock the National Anthem
  • “I Just Prefer To Be With My Own Race” by Morrissey 
  • Michael Jackson’s music is ruined forever because he was a serial pedophile
  • Clarence the funky bass player has reservations about Michael Jackson
  • Which band would YOU “Yesterday?” 
  • Kid Rock pulls a fast one on us all
  • Kid Rock’s original name controversy 
  • The Ramones sell some coffee
  • Michael McDonald is a vindictive motherfucker
  • “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Michael McDonald
  • The Darkness sell Subway
  • Subway Jared has his own “darkness” 
  • 1-800-CASH-NOW by Green Day
  • Horrifying UK Toys ‘R’ Us Theme
  • Tom Waits’ McDonalds Ad
  • Gimme a Blink, Gimme a Blink, Blink me off a piece of that 182
]]> yes no 1:34:54 Yes no 18 – Happy Father’s Day, Eric Clapton http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/18-happy-fathers-day-eric-clapton/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9226 Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom.

This week:

  • “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie
  • “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by Eric Clapton
  • “Tears In Heaven II” by Eric Clapton
  • How to become a dad
  • “Sticky Laundry” by Mineral or Texas Is The Reason or maybe The Get Up Kids
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Starfox 64
  • “Tears In Heaven” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s secret son
  • Rock and Roll Dads
  • Bowie is the Grand Galactic Daddy
  • Dave Grohl is the ideal rock dad
  • “Punk Dads Are The Best” by Green Day
  • “When Dad Comes Around” by Green Day
  • “Daddy-O, Let It Go” by Jakob Danger Armstrong
  • “Workin’ Dad” by Green Day
  • “Eric Clapton’s Not Home” by Eric Clapton
  • "Cat’s In The Cradle (And Dave Is The Moon)" by Harry Chapin
  • “I Love My One And Only Son” by John Lennon
  • “Hey Jube (Don’t Make It Worse)” by Paul McCartney
  • “Hey Linda” by John Lennon
]]> full 18 1 Join us, Noise Bois, as Dave celebrates his first Father’s Day, while Joel makes it an even dozen, and we delve deeply into rock dads and all their rad daddom.

This week:

  • “A Man On The 30th Floor” by Death Cab For Cutie
  • “Why Didn’t Daddy Hold My Feet” by Eric Clapton
  • “Tears In Heaven II” by Eric Clapton
  • How to become a dad
  • “Sticky Laundry” by Mineral or Texas Is The Reason or maybe The Get Up Kids
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Starfox 64
  • “Tears In Heaven” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s secret son
  • Rock and Roll Dads
  • Bowie is the Grand Galactic Daddy
  • Dave Grohl is the ideal rock dad
  • “Punk Dads Are The Best” by Green Day
  • “When Dad Comes Around” by Green Day
  • “Daddy-O, Let It Go” by Jakob Danger Armstrong
  • “Workin’ Dad” by Green Day
  • “Eric Clapton’s Not Home” by Eric Clapton
  • "Cat’s In The Cradle (And Dave Is The Moon)" by Harry Chapin
  • “I Love My One And Only Son” by John Lennon
  • “Hey Jube (Don’t Make It Worse)” by Paul McCartney
  • “Hey Linda” by John Lennon
]]> yes no 1:19:26 Yes no 17 – A Higher Brown http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/17-a-higher-brown/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9227 Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION!

This week we've got:

  • “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys
  • Joel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia 
  • “Da, I Hear The Garden” by Radiohead
  • “A Higher Brown” by Radiohead
  • OK Computer Demos get Radiohacked 
  • “Paranoid MmmAndroid” by Crash Test Dummies
  • “Moo Moo Moo Moo” by Radiohead
  • “Geek Squad Help Desk” by Thom York
  • “Vapes At 7-11” by The Decemberists
  • The Blue Fairy changes the lives of service people
  • “I Got The Tire Rotation Blues” by Hank The Tire Man
  • Subway Jimmy ain’t got the blues
  • Weezer’s covers: Does Rivers delivers?
  • Dave wants to give “Africa” by Toto a swirly 
  • Marilyn Manson’s not bad at all
  • KISS isn’t even close to Devil music 
  • "The Spooky Jetsons” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Scooby Spooky Doo” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Meet The Flintstones” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye” by Marilyn Manson
]]> full 17 1 Do you hear colors, Noise Boys? Do you SEE sounds?! OH GOD, ARE YOU A MONSTROUS FREAK LIKE DAVE AND JOEL?! FLEE! FLEE TO THE SEWERS TO AVOID PERSECUTION!

This week we've got:

  • “The World Is In A Minor Key” by The Noise Boys
  • Joel and Dave have Grapheme-Color Synesthesia 
  • “Da, I Hear The Garden” by Radiohead
  • “A Higher Brown” by Radiohead
  • OK Computer Demos get Radiohacked 
  • “Paranoid MmmAndroid” by Crash Test Dummies
  • “Moo Moo Moo Moo” by Radiohead
  • “Geek Squad Help Desk” by Thom York
  • “Vapes At 7-11” by The Decemberists
  • The Blue Fairy changes the lives of service people
  • “I Got The Tire Rotation Blues” by Hank The Tire Man
  • Subway Jimmy ain’t got the blues
  • Weezer’s covers: Does Rivers delivers?
  • Dave wants to give “Africa” by Toto a swirly 
  • Marilyn Manson’s not bad at all
  • KISS isn’t even close to Devil music 
  • "The Spooky Jetsons” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Scooby Spooky Doo” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Meet The Flintstones” by Marilyn Manson
  • “Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye” by Marilyn Manson
]]> yes no 1:14:23 Yes no 16 – Dear Dick Doc http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/16-dear-dick-doc/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9228 We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for you.

This week: 

  • American Psycho Pop Punk
  • Wayne Static is dead. All Hail Glenn Static. 
  • Glenn Danzig should not be allowed at CVS
  • “Gooch Cream” by Dueling Glenn Danzigs
  • The ancient rules of having a pet Glenn Danzig
  • A Tour of Castle Danzig
  • Glenn Danzig is a body snatcher
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Majora’s Mask
  • “Legend Of Zelda” by Motorhead 
  • Rockstar dick-size chart
  • “Santa’s Comin’ For His Dick” by Sex Pistols
  • Rockstar Cabin In The Woods
  • “Would Anyone Like To See The Contents Of My Trousers?” by Morrissey 
  • “I’m Sorry If You Saw My Dick (I Need Consent)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem
  • “Look At My Dick” by Nirvana
]]> full 16 1 We’re not gonna lie. Half of this episode is about Glenn Danzig working odd jobs and the other half is almost entirely dick jokes set to music. It’s not an apology, but it might be a warning. Anyway, if you ever wanted to hear Eminem and his urologist trade verses, this is the episode for you.

This week: 

  • American Psycho Pop Punk
  • Wayne Static is dead. All Hail Glenn Static. 
  • Glenn Danzig should not be allowed at CVS
  • “Gooch Cream” by Dueling Glenn Danzigs
  • The ancient rules of having a pet Glenn Danzig
  • A Tour of Castle Danzig
  • Glenn Danzig is a body snatcher
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Majora’s Mask
  • “Legend Of Zelda” by Motorhead 
  • Rockstar dick-size chart
  • “Santa’s Comin’ For His Dick” by Sex Pistols
  • Rockstar Cabin In The Woods
  • “Would Anyone Like To See The Contents Of My Trousers?” by Morrissey 
  • “I’m Sorry If You Saw My Dick (I Need Consent)” by Nine Inch Nails
  • “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem
  • “Look At My Dick” by Nirvana
]]> yes no 1:08:14 Yes no 15 – Jazz Sucks http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/15-jazz-sucks/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9229 Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!”

This week:

  • “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West” 
  • Jazz is impressive but unnecessary
  • The Noise Bois try and fail at jazz
  • “Jazz Sucks” by NOFX
  • Past-Dave bullies a classical guitar boy
  • Classical music destroys lives… in DeGrassi High
  • “I Need 4 Kinds Of Pills” by Alanis Morissette 
  • “The Sausage Of The Mountain God” by RUSH
  • Runny Eggs Dio 
  • Some of Sum 41
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Gameboy Edition
  • “Hello Daddy, Don’t Go Away” by Weezer
  • If Metallica were from Dave and Joel’s home towns… they would be worse
  • Doin’ punch up for bullies
  • The Lord needs mood regulating drugs
  • Dave’s gone gaga for wah-wah
  • Morrissey and Bob Dylan narrate Dave’s morning
  • “The Ballad of Bob and Dave” by Bob Dylan
  • Spruce Bringsteen is Dave’s Boss
  • “Gotta Get Outta This Town (Shana and Jessie’s Song)” by Bruce Springsteen
]]> full 15 1 Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!”

This week:

  • “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West” 
  • Jazz is impressive but unnecessary
  • The Noise Bois try and fail at jazz
  • “Jazz Sucks” by NOFX
  • Past-Dave bullies a classical guitar boy
  • Classical music destroys lives… in DeGrassi High
  • “I Need 4 Kinds Of Pills” by Alanis Morissette 
  • “The Sausage Of The Mountain God” by RUSH
  • Runny Eggs Dio 
  • Some of Sum 41
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Gameboy Edition
  • “Hello Daddy, Don’t Go Away” by Weezer
  • If Metallica were from Dave and Joel’s home towns… they would be worse
  • Doin’ punch up for bullies
  • The Lord needs mood regulating drugs
  • Dave’s gone gaga for wah-wah
  • Morrissey and Bob Dylan narrate Dave’s morning
  • “The Ballad of Bob and Dave” by Bob Dylan
  • Spruce Bringsteen is Dave’s Boss
  • “Gotta Get Outta This Town (Shana and Jessie’s Song)” by Bruce Springsteen
]]> yes no 1:31:12 Yes no 14 – The Earth Is A Fat Square http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/14-the-earth-is-a-fat-square/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9230 Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice.

Here’s the playlist:

  • “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional
  • “Take His Hair To The Dog Pound” by Queen 
  • “Poodley Gargle” by Queen
  • “Under Pressure (to write a song)” by Queen
  • Young David Bowie fights for the rights of long-hairs
  • My Chemical Romance and their whole deal
  • “Grandparents Are Weird” by Blink 182
  • “Gettin’ Out While I’m Good (Songs For Lil’ Boys)” by Boxcar Racer
  • “Fat Earth Theory” by Blink 182
  • “The Gummy Bears Theme” by Jimmy Eat World
  • “Dave Is The Moon (Reprise)” by Jimmy Eat World
]]> full 14 1 Episode 14 is a make or break moment in the life of a Noise Boi. You either abandon ship now, or you’re with us forever. Make your choice.

Here’s the playlist:

  • “Suicide By Cop” by A Band That Sounds Like Dashboard Confessional
  • “Take His Hair To The Dog Pound” by Queen 
  • “Poodley Gargle” by Queen
  • “Under Pressure (to write a song)” by Queen
  • Young David Bowie fights for the rights of long-hairs
  • My Chemical Romance and their whole deal
  • “Grandparents Are Weird” by Blink 182
  • “Gettin’ Out While I’m Good (Songs For Lil’ Boys)” by Boxcar Racer
  • “Fat Earth Theory” by Blink 182
  • “The Gummy Bears Theme” by Jimmy Eat World
  • “Dave Is The Moon (Reprise)” by Jimmy Eat World
]]> yes no 1:09:02 Yes no 13 – Lemmy’s Retro Rundown http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/13-lemmys-retro-rundown/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9231 It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with:

  • “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger
  • Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center
  • “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder
  • Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beautiful Boys” in Greta Van Fleet
  • The Beachie Boys do “Surf Rock Sabotage” and “I Wish They All Could Be Intergalactic Girls”
  • Prince’s “(Listen All Y’all) It’s Purple Rain” really steals the show
  • Dueling Patrick Stump impressions
  • A Noise Boi tale of Kerry King at Dave & Busters
  • An extended exploration of Lemmy Kilmister’s love of retro PC and console games!
]]> full 13 1 It’s lucky episode 13, and the boys are comin’ in hot with:

  • “I Wanna Fuck My Guitar” by Bob Seger
  • Tales of making friends and boosting egos at Guitar Center
  • “Can’t Be On Letterman” by Eddie Vedder
  • Dave and Joel have some strong opinions about the “Beautiful Boys” in Greta Van Fleet
  • The Beachie Boys do “Surf Rock Sabotage” and “I Wish They All Could Be Intergalactic Girls”
  • Prince’s “(Listen All Y’all) It’s Purple Rain” really steals the show
  • Dueling Patrick Stump impressions
  • A Noise Boi tale of Kerry King at Dave & Busters
  • An extended exploration of Lemmy Kilmister’s love of retro PC and console games!
]]> yes no 1:06:06 Yes no 12 – Slayer Pizza http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/12-slayer-pizza/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9232 In this episode:

  • Dave takes Joel to Slayer School
  • Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor
  • Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth
  • The bois talk waiting through the opening band
  • Joel catches up with Coheed & Cambria
  • Modern prog band names are discussed
  • The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious
  • Scott Ian from Anthrax is revealed to be a bird (this is a fact)
  • Dave Mustaine wishes you a happy birthday
  • Death Cab For Cutie welcomes to you the fascist state of Portland, Oregon(?)
  • We get ADDITIONAL birthday greetings from Hitler and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Finally, Billy Corgan is under your bed, harboring a dark secret
  • Dave confides his number one pet peeve to Joel, who doesn’t exploit it in any way.
]]> full 12 1 In this episode:

  • Dave takes Joel to Slayer School
  • Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor
  • Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth
  • The bois talk waiting through the opening band
  • Joel catches up with Coheed & Cambria
  • Modern prog band names are discussed
  • The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious
  • Scott Ian from Anthrax is revealed to be a bird (this is a fact)
  • Dave Mustaine wishes you a happy birthday
  • Death Cab For Cutie welcomes to you the fascist state of Portland, Oregon(?)
  • We get ADDITIONAL birthday greetings from Hitler and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Finally, Billy Corgan is under your bed, harboring a dark secret
  • Dave confides his number one pet peeve to Joel, who doesn’t exploit it in any way.
]]> yes no 1:14:26 Yes no 11 – Wolfgang Van Halen Is A Fancy Boy http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/11-wolfgang-van-halen-is-a-fancy-boy/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9233 Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like:

  • The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz
  • Scatman Basket Case
  • Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French
  • Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)!
  • Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen
  • Guns N’ Roses visits Aerosmith’s favorite restaurant
  • Dave wants to guitar-monize like Brian May
  • Roger Taylor wants to fuck your car!
  • Finally, Dave and Joel get hyped for their all new Patreon at patreon.com/noisehole!
  • $5+ Patrons get a post show to this episode!
]]> full 11 1 Despite a mountain of technical problems, Dave and Joel manage to crawl into The Noise Hole and emerge with tasty, face melting jams like:

  • The Fresh Prince of Gorillaz
  • Scatman Basket Case
  • Metallica dubbed in 8th grade French
  • Tuvix Bands (Bad Religion vs. Van Halen)!
  • Michael Anthony is replaced with fancy boy, Wolfgang Van Halen
  • Guns N’ Roses visits Aerosmith’s favorite restaurant
  • Dave wants to guitar-monize like Brian May
  • Roger Taylor wants to fuck your car!
  • Finally, Dave and Joel get hyped for their all new Patreon at patreon.com/noisehole!
  • $5+ Patrons get a post show to this episode!
]]> yes no 54:16 Yes no 10 – Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/10-three-horrible-lies-about-glenn-danzig/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9234 Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive.

  • Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes
  • The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation
  • Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn
  • Joel tells the true story of when he got kissed by a Ramone
  • The boys uncover the secrets of the Ramone Clones
  • Johnny Cash returns from the grave to cover more Nine Inch Nails songs
  • Morrissey and Danzig spar via song
  • U2 finally admit publicly what an insufferable prick Bono is.
]]> full 10 1 Dave and Joel start this episode out LITERALLY trapped in the ACTUAL Noise Hole. It’s a harrowing experience and they’re lucky to be alive.

  • Vicious lies are told about Glenn Danzig, which he staunchly refutes
  • The Misfits weigh in on their former singer’s sullied reputation
  • Rowan Atkinson fills in for Glenn
  • Joel tells the true story of when he got kissed by a Ramone
  • The boys uncover the secrets of the Ramone Clones
  • Johnny Cash returns from the grave to cover more Nine Inch Nails songs
  • Morrissey and Danzig spar via song
  • U2 finally admit publicly what an insufferable prick Bono is.
]]> yes no 51:42 Yes no 09 – Aerosmith In A Denny’s http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/09-aerosmith-in-a-dennys/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9235 Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then:

  • Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve
  • What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them
  • Who’s in the room when Metallica records a cover
  • Dave’s years long quest for Michael McDonald
  • Rage Against Tennessee Williams
  • Just after Joel gets serious about his deep love and admiration for Queens of The Stone Age, the boys try their hand at Parched Stoner Desert Rock
  • The boys offer new James Bond Themes courtesy of Uncle Kracker, Jack
  • White and Scooby Doo
  • Finally Metallica are revealed to be masters of ACTUAL puppets
]]> full 09 1 Noise Bois, I hope you’re ready for some SELF INDULGENCE because this episode HAS IT. Easily half the episode is about Aerosmith going to Denny’s, then:

  • Dave and Joel discuss how Slash only has a few axe tricks up his sleeve
  • What Lynyrd Skynyrd’s mommas told them
  • Who’s in the room when Metallica records a cover
  • Dave’s years long quest for Michael McDonald
  • Rage Against Tennessee Williams
  • Just after Joel gets serious about his deep love and admiration for Queens of The Stone Age, the boys try their hand at Parched Stoner Desert Rock
  • The boys offer new James Bond Themes courtesy of Uncle Kracker, Jack
  • White and Scooby Doo
  • Finally Metallica are revealed to be masters of ACTUAL puppets
]]> yes no 1:05:04 Yes no 08 – Cowboy Corpse http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/08-cowboy-corpse/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9236 In this episode:

  • Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave
  • Dave has a retirement plan
  • Green Day has a children’s album
  • A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy
  • Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation
  • We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: The Bortles (or possibly The Bartles), and they visit Old Mother Titty Tree
  • England goes for a spin, as does Bertie The Butt Bus
  • The ACTUAL Beatles sing “You Wife, Yoko, Is A Stupid C*nt"
  • Reel Big Fish and Rancid bring us “You’ve Got A Friend In Ska”
  • A Noise Boi further explains Thrice to Joel
  • Dave is ashamed of his Thrice-style scatilogical song
  • An etherial ambient jam from space
  • A story about Joel’s 8th grade Death Metal friend
  • Cannibal Corpse’s writing process
  • Nashville favorites, Cowboy Corpse
]]> full 08 1 In this episode:

  • Dave and Joel christen the new home of The Noise Hole in the Dave Cave
  • Dave has a retirement plan
  • Green Day has a children’s album
  • A musical tribute to a special Noise Boy
  • Dave gets creeped out by his Mum’s use of punctuation
  • We also meet Jom, Joel, Porge and Ringum: The Bortles (or possibly The Bartles), and they visit Old Mother Titty Tree
  • England goes for a spin, as does Bertie The Butt Bus
  • The ACTUAL Beatles sing “You Wife, Yoko, Is A Stupid C*nt"
  • Reel Big Fish and Rancid bring us “You’ve Got A Friend In Ska”
  • A Noise Boi further explains Thrice to Joel
  • Dave is ashamed of his Thrice-style scatilogical song
  • An etherial ambient jam from space
  • A story about Joel’s 8th grade Death Metal friend
  • Cannibal Corpse’s writing process
  • Nashville favorites, Cowboy Corpse
]]> yes no 1:18:47 Yes no 07 – I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/07-i-love-daddy-daddy-eat-egg/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9237 Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for:

  • Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?”
  • “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd?
  • Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana
  • “Daddy Was A Rock & Roll Dude” but Bowie
  • “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana
  • Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks
  • Dave approximates the Finnish fury of Nightwish
  • The boys also get into YouTube Guitarbois with indecipherable accents
  • How unearthed early demos should be REearthed
  • Kurt Cobain’s “Diary of Plops,”
  • 1boi riffs vs. 2boi riffs
  • Dave Grohl’s B-52’s story time
  • Finally, they explore Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead and other rare Pokemon
  • Korn’s two biggest hits, “Twink On A Leash” and “Classic WWE Anthem.”
  • This one’s a journey for sure!
]]> full 7 1 Ask yourselves, Noise Bois, are you ready for:

  • Devo’s “Wammy Bar Song?”
  • “Roger’s Bum” by Pink Floyd?
  • Baby Bands featuring Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica and Nirvana
  • “Daddy Was A Rock & Roll Dude” but Bowie
  • “I Love Daddy, Daddy Eat Egg” by Nirvana
  • Joel explains how Cake sounds like Cake, but Beck sounds like four Becks
  • Dave approximates the Finnish fury of Nightwish
  • The boys also get into YouTube Guitarbois with indecipherable accents
  • How unearthed early demos should be REearthed
  • Kurt Cobain’s “Diary of Plops,”
  • 1boi riffs vs. 2boi riffs
  • Dave Grohl’s B-52’s story time
  • Finally, they explore Slipknot, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead and other rare Pokemon
  • Korn’s two biggest hits, “Twink On A Leash” and “Classic WWE Anthem.”
  • This one’s a journey for sure!
]]> yes no 1:26:53 Yes no 06 – A Cold Shit At Midnight http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/06-a-cold-shit-at-midnight/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9238 Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois!

  • Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through
  • KISS doing “Cold Shit”
  • Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight”
  • Coldplop doing… basically the same thing!
  • It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds
  • Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts
  • The Broody Beatles
  • How Black Flag are garbage
  • All about the Rollins Band making shitty excuses
  • Joel delves into what G.G. Allin means to him
  • Both boys talk about the punk bands they were in as teens and how skanking isn’t a crime, but having too many members in your ska band is.
]]> full 6 1 Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois!

  • Dave is still sick, but he’s powering through
  • KISS doing “Cold Shit”
  • Iron Maiden with “A Cold Shit At Midnight”
  • Coldplop doing… basically the same thing!
  • It’s a lot of songs about freezing cold turds
  • Dave and Joel talk iconic frontman grunts
  • The Broody Beatles
  • How Black Flag are garbage
  • All about the Rollins Band making shitty excuses
  • Joel delves into what G.G. Allin means to him
  • Both boys talk about the punk bands they were in as teens and how skanking isn’t a crime, but having too many members in your ska band is.
]]> yes no 1:14:42 Yes no 05 – The World Is A Trash Hole http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/05-the-world-is-a-trash-hole/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9239 Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got:

  • Yogi and Booboo rocking it out
  • System of a Down with the sickness
  • System of a Grocery Store
  • System of a Green Day!
  • Mad Boy™ music
  • Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel
  • Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang
  • Apocalypse Rock meets Convenience Store-core!
  • We finish it off with The Cranberries’ Icelandic Ferries
  • All Holes Unplugged
  • Tom Waits for no one
  • We Are The (Trashhole) World
]]> full 05 1 Listen up, Noise Bois! This week we’ve got:

  • Yogi and Booboo rocking it out
  • System of a Down with the sickness
  • System of a Grocery Store
  • System of a Green Day!
  • Mad Boy™ music
  • Dave tries to relay the concept of Thrice to Joel
  • Atreyu go on a date with The Scooby Gang
  • Apocalypse Rock meets Convenience Store-core!
  • We finish it off with The Cranberries’ Icelandic Ferries
  • All Holes Unplugged
  • Tom Waits for no one
  • We Are The (Trashhole) World
]]> yes no 1:07:00 Yes no 04 – Hey Ho, Let’s Go! http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/04-hey-ho-lets-go/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9240 This week we got:

  • Fun with reverb
  • Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day
  • MORE Green Day mumbling and memories
  • Wesley Willis and American Psycho
  • Way too much Ramones-core
  • Pearl Jam Mumblins
  • MORE Ramones-core
  • A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well be a REAL Nine Inch Nails song
]]> full 4 1 This week we got:

  • Fun with reverb
  • Hyper Color T-Shirt head by Green Day
  • MORE Green Day mumbling and memories
  • Wesley Willis and American Psycho
  • Way too much Ramones-core
  • Pearl Jam Mumblins
  • MORE Ramones-core
  • A fake Nine Inch Nails song that might as well be a REAL Nine Inch Nails song
]]> yes no 50:11 Yes no 3 – Burnt Cookies and Broken Hearts http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/3-burnt-cookies-and-broken-hearts/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9241 Cram this in your Noise Hole:

  • Megadeth sing Summer of ’69
  • Rage against the machine at Panera Bread
  • Panic! At The Goosebumps
  • Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts
  • Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too
  • Death Cab For The Property Brothers
  • Metallca is for the youngins'
  • Slash’s Hat is full of Axel's pee
  • (Surprise, surprise!) The Red Hot Chili Peppers love California
]]> full 3 1 Cram this in your Noise Hole:

  • Megadeth sing Summer of ’69
  • Rage against the machine at Panera Bread
  • Panic! At The Goosebumps
  • Fallout Boy’s got burnt cookies and broken hearts
  • Jimmy Eat World has cookie problems too
  • Death Cab For The Property Brothers
  • Metallca is for the youngins'
  • Slash’s Hat is full of Axel's pee
  • (Surprise, surprise!) The Red Hot Chili Peppers love California
]]> yes no 46:47 Yes no 02 – Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee? http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/02-why-cant-i-be-a-bouyee/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9242 In this Noise Hole we've got:

  • Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees
  • Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses
  • John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain
  • Rock Regrets!
  • The Bouyees Slam all the puss!
  • Alice in Chains songs about your mom
  • Muse are clever boys
  • REM and Motorhead introduce themselves
  • Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes
  • Shit In My Sandwich (Ya ya ya) by The Offspring
  • Michael Stipe sneaks into your bed
]]> full 2 1 In this Noise Hole we've got:

  • Morrissey and/or Robert Smith singing about bees
  • Keanu singing for Guns N’ Roses
  • John Lennon’s influence on Kurt Cobain
  • Rock Regrets!
  • The Bouyees Slam all the puss!
  • Alice in Chains songs about your mom
  • Muse are clever boys
  • REM and Motorhead introduce themselves
  • Heavy Metal Nursery Rhymes
  • Shit In My Sandwich (Ya ya ya) by The Offspring
  • Michael Stipe sneaks into your bed
]]> yes no 59:48 Yes no 01 – Hotdog Brexit http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/01-hotdog-brexit/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9244 In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about:

  • Radiohead's animosity
  • Bands that hate each other
  • Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme
  • The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog
  • How nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video
  • How Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are hotdogs
  • Joel tells stories about meeting Rivers Cuomo and being on stage at the Warped tour with NoFx
]]> full 1 1 In this inaugural Noise Hole, Dave and Joel chat and improvise stupid songs about:

  • Radiohead's animosity
  • Bands that hate each other
  • Morrisery’s Thomas the Tank Engine theme
  • The fact that Morrisey’s mom is a hotdog
  • How nobody wants to live in the Blackhole Sun video
  • How Weezer doesn’t want anyone to think THEIR moms are hotdogs
  • Joel tells stories about meeting Rivers Cuomo and being on stage at the Warped tour with NoFx
]]> yes no 1:07:12 Yes no 59 – God Baked Rock and Roll For You http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/59-god-baked-rock-and-roll-for-you/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9182 After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Joel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bones
    • Did Dave and Joel participate in skate culture
    • Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakes
    • Gary is back, but all is not well
    • A call with Gary
    • Egg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care for Gary
    • The unfinished Noise Hole video
    • The Texas legislature wants us to die
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • God Baked Rock & Roll For You
    • A ruined handjob of a podcast
    • Jello Biafra and 80s punk attitude
    • The Dead Kennedys vs The B-52s 
    • Conscientious punks?
    • So I Married An Axe Murderer and the oeuvre of Mike Myers
  • TRAPT NEWS
    • The Top 5 albums of all time (including Trapt’s new album)
    • Travis Barker is a drum slut
    • Trapt vs. Sub Zero
  • QUEEN NEWS
    • “YOU Are The Champions”!?
    • Brian May destroyed his own ass 
    • Elton John’s tribute to Brian May’s ass
    • Tony Iomi’s giant ass-thimbles
    • Live Arse 2020
  • NOISE BOI EMAILS
    • A lovely message from a lovely Boi
    • A closing prayer
]]> full 59 1 After 7+ weeks of Noise Hole Quarantine, the Bois are ready for a change. Gary’s fate is revealed, and things are looking bleak (depending on how much you like Gary). Hop in the Egg Van™, and wish Brian May’s arse a swift recovery, because it’s Noise Hole time!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Joel’s kid has a vendetta against her own bones
    • Did Dave and Joel participate in skate culture
    • Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2 remakes
    • Gary is back, but all is not well
    • A call with Gary
    • Egg Van: The Bois go on hiatus to care for Gary
    • The unfinished Noise Hole video
    • The Texas legislature wants us to die
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • God Baked Rock & Roll For You
    • A ruined handjob of a podcast
    • Jello Biafra and 80s punk attitude
    • The Dead Kennedys vs The B-52s 
    • Conscientious punks?
    • So I Married An Axe Murderer and the oeuvre of Mike Myers
  • TRAPT NEWS
    • The Top 5 albums of all time (including Trapt’s new album)
    • Travis Barker is a drum slut
    • Trapt vs. Sub Zero
  • QUEEN NEWS
    • “YOU Are The Champions”!?
    • Brian May destroyed his own ass 
    • Elton John’s tribute to Brian May’s ass
    • Tony Iomi’s giant ass-thimbles
    • Live Arse 2020
  • NOISE BOI EMAILS
    • A lovely message from a lovely Boi
    • A closing prayer
]]> yes no 1:13:54 Yes no 58 – Trapt Under Ice (with Ice-T of Bodycount) http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/58-trapt-under-ice-with-ice-t-of-bodycount/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9184 Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Where have the Bois been?! 
    • Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies
    • Dave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! 
    • How to get your music onto streaming services
    • Gary’s gone with the wind
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • Coldplay? How dare you?! 
    • Fine. Foo Fighters ARE jock-rock. 
    • Joel walked out of a bad Jimmy Eat World show
    • Courtney Love: Professional Starfucker
    • Billy Corgan mentors Courtney Love
    • Puddle of Mudd “cover” Nirvana 
    • An BIG update on the Trapt fiasco 
  • SPECIAL GUEST: ICE-T
    • Ice-T has no time for these bitches
    • Ice-T meets Courtney Love
    • Ice-T upgrades his wife, Coco
    • Ice-T’s Dildo-copters
    • Ice-T’s work/life balance
    • Ice-T’s tips for locking down a Queen
    • The secrets to Ice-T’s success
    • What happens when, god forbid, Coco passes away?
    • Ice-T’s advice for these hard times
    • Ice-T’s promise to the Noise Bois
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
    • Where is Bryan Adams ACTUALLY from?!
    • How good are we at faking French?
    • “Come Home Sweet Gary” traditional Irish Folk Ballad
]]> full 58 1 Week 6 of Noise Hole Quarantine! The Bois are more socially distanced from Gary than EVER! There’s no need for alarm, as the third Boi slot is skillfully filled by none other than rapper, actor, and Bodycount frontman extraordinaire, Ice-T!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Where have the Bois been?! 
    • Everyone is taking up 1800s hobbies
    • Dave’s hardcore project, We’ve Got Hostiles, has RELEASED AN ALBUM! 
    • How to get your music onto streaming services
    • Gary’s gone with the wind
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • Coldplay? How dare you?! 
    • Fine. Foo Fighters ARE jock-rock. 
    • Joel walked out of a bad Jimmy Eat World show
    • Courtney Love: Professional Starfucker
    • Billy Corgan mentors Courtney Love
    • Puddle of Mudd “cover” Nirvana 
    • An BIG update on the Trapt fiasco 
  • SPECIAL GUEST: ICE-T
    • Ice-T has no time for these bitches
    • Ice-T meets Courtney Love
    • Ice-T upgrades his wife, Coco
    • Ice-T’s Dildo-copters
    • Ice-T’s work/life balance
    • Ice-T’s tips for locking down a Queen
    • The secrets to Ice-T’s success
    • What happens when, god forbid, Coco passes away?
    • Ice-T’s advice for these hard times
    • Ice-T’s promise to the Noise Bois
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
    • Where is Bryan Adams ACTUALLY from?!
    • How good are we at faking French?
    • “Come Home Sweet Gary” traditional Irish Folk Ballad
]]> yes no 1:29:06 Yes no 57 – Metallica Gives You Heavy, Baby! http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/57-metallica-gives-you-heavy-baby/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9185 Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams.

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts
    • English commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?!
    • “I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!”
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • US vs. UK Mtv
    • (bass player) + (everyone else) = band?
    • Bob Ross joins Metallica?
    • “Metallica gives you heavy, baby!”
    • USING A DATING APP, GARRRYYYY?!?!?!?
    • Lies told at a funeral / Joel Sharing Dave’s relatives
    • -rish Dad jokes / Irish humor
    • U2 Bingo
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
    • Songs with deeper meaning?
    • Reappropriating song meanings?
    • “The Boys Of Summer” vs. “Summer of ‘69”
    • Bryan Adams, and his very good friend Steve
    • Is it time for a jet-powered guillotine 
    • Bryan Adams’ 90s movie songs
    • Alan Rickman as The Loot Playing Chicken
    • The movies of Kevin Costner
    • Bands you like that are disappointing live?
]]> full 57 1 Week 5 of Noise Hole Quarantine! What is the world? Who are we? Why is everything? NONE of those questions are answered in this week’s podcast, but there IS talk of cringey Metallica stage banter, and the movie songs of Bryan Adams.

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • The Noise Hole is the Sunny D of podcasts
    • English commercials dubbed into ENGLISH?!
    • “I’m Mr. Bucket. I’ve got a big wet mouth!”
  • ROCK AND ROLL 
    • US vs. UK Mtv
    • (bass player) + (everyone else) = band?
    • Bob Ross joins Metallica?
    • “Metallica gives you heavy, baby!”
    • USING A DATING APP, GARRRYYYY?!?!?!?
    • Lies told at a funeral / Joel Sharing Dave’s relatives
    • -rish Dad jokes / Irish humor
    • U2 Bingo
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
    • Songs with deeper meaning?
    • Reappropriating song meanings?
    • “The Boys Of Summer” vs. “Summer of ‘69”
    • Bryan Adams, and his very good friend Steve
    • Is it time for a jet-powered guillotine 
    • Bryan Adams’ 90s movie songs
    • Alan Rickman as The Loot Playing Chicken
    • The movies of Kevin Costner
    • Bands you like that are disappointing live?
]]> yes no 1:19:34 Yes no 56 – A Giant Baby Head Bothering David Bowie (with Dave Mustaine of Megadeth) http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/56-a-giant-baby-head-bothering-david-bowie-with-dave-mustaine-of-megadeth/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9186 Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Who’s in car? NO ONE!
    • New Noise Hole Slogans
    • What does JFK know about holes?
    • How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise?
    • Messages from Mom
    • “He’s got a pot full’o beans.”
  • PANDEMIC PALS
    • A great time to stop smoking
    • The pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feast
    • Noise Boi group therapy
    • Breaking Robocop pandemic protocols 
  • ROCK AND ROLL!?
    • An update on Gary
    • Deftones raise money for their crew
    • We COULD have the #1 movie in America!
    • Hollywood’s desperation 
    • Metallibuck$
  • A VISIT FROM MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE!!!
    • Dave loves high kicks
    • Dave’s MegaDogs at The Festical Festival
    • Dave’s throat cancer update
    • Dave’s streaming shred lessons
    • “Mega Jeopardy” by Dave Mustaine ft. Gary
    • Where are the Megabois?
    • Dave is an inspiration to the masses
  • MORE ROCK AND ROLL TALK?! HOW?!?!
    • Band’s net-worths 
    • Meticalla’s donation vs. Fallout Boy’s
    • Fallout Boy vs. The Scooby Gang
    • Who’s working hardest on stage?
    • Cliff Burton’s Golden Toe Memorial
    • Trapt frontman continues to lose it
    • Hypothetical libelous statements about Chris Taylor Brown of Trapt
    • The Polyphonic Spree are not allowed to bother David Bowie
]]> full 56 1 Prepare to get chop-kicked in the head, Noise Bois, because this week’s guest is Dave Mustaine of Megadeth!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Who’s in car? NO ONE!
    • New Noise Hole Slogans
    • What does JFK know about holes?
    • How’s Texas doing, pandemic-wise?
    • Messages from Mom
    • “He’s got a pot full’o beans.”
  • PANDEMIC PALS
    • A great time to stop smoking
    • The pending post-pandemic orgiastic flesh feast
    • Noise Boi group therapy
    • Breaking Robocop pandemic protocols 
  • ROCK AND ROLL!?
    • An update on Gary
    • Deftones raise money for their crew
    • We COULD have the #1 movie in America!
    • Hollywood’s desperation 
    • Metallibuck$
  • A VISIT FROM MEGADETH’S DAVE MUSTAINE!!!
    • Dave loves high kicks
    • Dave’s MegaDogs at The Festical Festival
    • Dave’s throat cancer update
    • Dave’s streaming shred lessons
    • “Mega Jeopardy” by Dave Mustaine ft. Gary
    • Where are the Megabois?
    • Dave is an inspiration to the masses
  • MORE ROCK AND ROLL TALK?! HOW?!?!
    • Band’s net-worths 
    • Meticalla’s donation vs. Fallout Boy’s
    • Fallout Boy vs. The Scooby Gang
    • Who’s working hardest on stage?
    • Cliff Burton’s Golden Toe Memorial
    • Trapt frontman continues to lose it
    • Hypothetical libelous statements about Chris Taylor Brown of Trapt
    • The Polyphonic Spree are not allowed to bother David Bowie
]]> yes no 1:24:28 Yes no 55 – Needle Juice, Needle Juice, Needle Juice! http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/55-needle-juice-needle-juice-needle-juice/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9187 This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered.

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • How does time even work now?
    • Mum’s Bum Candles
    • Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH!
    • Technical difficulties
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
  • Disney World & Theme Parks
    • Avengers theme park?
    • A Metallica ride?
    • ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!
    • Dave Mustaine’s resurrected arm
  • Music in the next 10 years
    • Boy bands, Boyzone, East 17, O-Town, N’Sync, 98 Degrees
    • Attitude lady music
    • Is Gary a thirst trap?
    • Xanax Rap
    • Nü Metal vs. Retrowave
    • Fascists love Rick Astley
    • Billie Eilish is ASMR music
  • Does today’s hopeless generation make hopeless music?
  • Where is the guitar rock?
  • Song for the end of the world
    • An REM Classic re-enters the charts
    • Louis Armstrong, The Destroyer 
  • Animal Crossing vs. Doom Eternal
  • Bands performing online
    • Jimmy Johns Eat World
  • Wrestlemania with no audience
    • Online wrestling commentators 
    • Hulk Hogan the character vs. Hulk Hogan the person
  • Will bands delay albums due to the pandemic?
  • How are artists surviving?
    • How are road crews surviving?
  • Bois who say “brother”
  • Dave’s attic varmint troubles
]]> full 55 1 This is the new normal, Noise Bois. Staying inside, wearing pajamas all day, NOT playing guitars… AAAAAHHHGG!!!! Also Gary escaped quarantine. Anyway, here’s an entire episode of Noise Boi questioned getting answered.

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • How does time even work now?
    • Mum’s Bum Candles
    • Noise Bois are ordered to SFTH!
    • Technical difficulties
  • NOISE BOI QUESTIONS
  • Disney World & Theme Parks
    • Avengers theme park?
    • A Metallica ride?
    • ESCAPING QUARANTINE, GARY?!
    • Dave Mustaine’s resurrected arm
  • Music in the next 10 years
    • Boy bands, Boyzone, East 17, O-Town, N’Sync, 98 Degrees
    • Attitude lady music
    • Is Gary a thirst trap?
    • Xanax Rap
    • Nü Metal vs. Retrowave
    • Fascists love Rick Astley
    • Billie Eilish is ASMR music
  • Does today’s hopeless generation make hopeless music?
  • Where is the guitar rock?
  • Song for the end of the world
    • An REM Classic re-enters the charts
    • Louis Armstrong, The Destroyer 
  • Animal Crossing vs. Doom Eternal
  • Bands performing online
    • Jimmy Johns Eat World
  • Wrestlemania with no audience
    • Online wrestling commentators 
    • Hulk Hogan the character vs. Hulk Hogan the person
  • Will bands delay albums due to the pandemic?
  • How are artists surviving?
    • How are road crews surviving?
  • Bois who say “brother”
  • Dave’s attic varmint troubles
]]> yes no 1:18:56 Yes no 54 – Keep An Eye Out For An Ear http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/54-keep-an-eye-out-for-an-ear/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9188 It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Which Smash Bros. character is each Boi?
    • Dave can’t accept the reality of our situation
    • Doomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM DOOM DOOM!
    • Gary’s health update
  • UPDATE: A YEAR LONG WEEK
    • Trapt are going quarantine stir crazy
    • Early file sharing band scams
    • Using file sharing to “listen before you buy”?
  • LIVE STREAMING CONCERTS
    • Cro-Mags beefy boy
    • Ben Gibbard’s daily Death Cab
    • “Coronavirus (Come Get Me)” by Ben Gibbard
    • Ben Gibbard’s Virus Medley 
  • WHAT’S EVERYONE DOING WITH THEIR ISOLATION?
    • Rekindling abandoned video games
    • God is a mischievous scamp
    • Brian May’s is a delicious stew
    • What food would Bois be?
    • Brian May’s plea to the world
  • BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE! 
    • Blimey, mate. Barbecue. 
    • Blimey, mate! Barbecue!
    • BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE!
  • MORE CANCELLATIONS
    • Eurovision cancelled
    • Glastonbury cancelled
    • Remembering The Reading Festival in the 90s
    • Is Idles the NOW version of punk?
    • How high should you wear your guitar?
    • PORN CANCELLED?!?!?
    • Noise Hole ASMR
  • LEMMY’S RETRO RUNDOWN
    • What kind of food is Lemmy?
    • Legend of Ozzy 8-bit video game
    • Lemmy’s thoughts on the pandemic
    • Brutal Legend
    • Yellowed/discolored consoles
    • Copying CDs in the before times
    • Lemmy and Harley from Cro-Mags
    • Lemmy’s Punk/Metal Cribs Show
    • Lemmy and Dave celebrate Doom Day!
    • “Get More Hole In The World” Celebrity Charity Single
]]> full 54 1 It’s week 2 of Noise Boi QUARANTINE, and the guitarless Bois are in mostly good spirits. This is due in no small part to a visit from their good friend, Lemmy Killmeister of Motörhead! Joel talks mostly about the world going to Hell, and Dave talks mostly about Doom Eternal. Gary is the only one with an instrument, so truly we are all DOOOOOOMED!

  • BOIS TOUCH BASE
    • Which Smash Bros. character is each Boi?
    • Dave can’t accept the reality of our situation
    • Doomey Dave’s dummy brain is all DOOM DOOM DOOM!
    • Gary’s health update
  • UPDATE: A YEAR LONG WEEK
    • Trapt are going quarantine stir crazy
    • Early file sharing band scams
    • Using file sharing to “listen before you buy”?
  • LIVE STREAMING CONCERTS
    • Cro-Mags beefy boy
    • Ben Gibbard’s daily Death Cab
    • “Coronavirus (Come Get Me)” by Ben Gibbard
    • Ben Gibbard’s Virus Medley 
  • WHAT’S EVERYONE DOING WITH THEIR ISOLATION?
    • Rekindling abandoned video games
    • God is a mischievous scamp
    • Brian May’s is a delicious stew
    • What food would Bois be?
    • Brian May’s plea to the world
  • BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE! 
    • Blimey, mate. Barbecue. 
    • Blimey, mate! Barbecue!
    • BLIMEY, MATE! BARBECUE!
  • MORE CANCELLATIONS
    • Eurovision cancelled
    • Glastonbury cancelled
    • Remembering The Reading Festival in the 90s
    • Is Idles the NOW version of punk?
    • How high should you wear your guitar?
    • PORN CANCELLED?!?!?
    • Noise Hole ASMR
  • LEMMY’S RETRO RUNDOWN
    • What kind of food is Lemmy?
    • Legend of Ozzy 8-bit video game
    • Lemmy’s thoughts on the pandemic
    • Brutal Legend
    • Yellowed/discolored consoles
    • Copying CDs in the before times
    • Lemmy and Harley from Cro-Mags
    • Lemmy’s Punk/Metal Cribs Show
    • Lemmy and Dave celebrate Doom Day!
    • “Get More Hole In The World” Celebrity Charity Single
]]> yes no 1:49:51 Yes no 53 – Filipino Cave Terror Noises http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/53-filipino-cave-terror-noises/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9189 The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one.

  • BIG BIG NEWS! 
  • Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” 
  • Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins
  • The first guitarless Noise Hole?! 
  • The invention of the first guitar
  • Dreadnaught or B.C. Rich Warlock? 
  • Joel’s Vacation
  • Disney World triage 
  • A compromised Noise Hole?
  • Gary’s in quarantine
  • Trapped in a terror cave with Dave Lombardo of Slayer
  • Joel is down with the sickness
  • It’s getting weird out there
  • Dave’s empty gym
  • Beefy boys in the time of a pandemic
  • Arby’s new Midnight Monster Meat Menace 
  • Entertainment is cancelled due to Coronavirus
  • KISS is a keystone species
  • All movies are cancelled until further notice 
  • Talk shows are cancelled
  • All Festivals are cancelled
  • Quarantine is definitely already a band
  • Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony cancelled
  • Conventions are OVER!
  • LiveNation cancels ALL TOURS!
  • Are Dave and Joel missing any shows due to cancellations?
  • Our new potential business venture
  • www.pedophilesandwiches.com 
  • Can we replace Gary when he dies?
  • Noise Boi Questions
  • Cover songs that are better than the original?
  • Foo Fighters
  • Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
  • Megadeth
  • Mistakes left in the song
  • Listening to non-english speaking bands?
  • Ska-P (Spanish Ska)
  • Wizo (German Punk)
  • Cyclamen (Japanese Prog Metal)
  • Do friends buy clothes for each other?
  • A Noise Boi buys us a new domain!
]]> full 53 1 The Bois are on QUARANTINE LOCKDOWN! They don’t have any guitars, but they still have the power of speech, and are still able to use that power to abuse and berate Gary (who still has his drums, and a limited oxygen supply remaining). Lather up with hand sanitizer, Noise Bois, this is gonna be a weird one.

  • BIG BIG NEWS! 
  • Noise Hole Video! “Can We Write An Old Green Day Song?” 
  • Crossbreeding Noise Bois with Richard Dawkins
  • The first guitarless Noise Hole?! 
  • The invention of the first guitar
  • Dreadnaught or B.C. Rich Warlock? 
  • Joel’s Vacation
  • Disney World triage 
  • A compromised Noise Hole?
  • Gary’s in quarantine
  • Trapped in a terror cave with Dave Lombardo of Slayer
  • Joel is down with the sickness
  • It’s getting weird out there
  • Dave’s empty gym
  • Beefy boys in the time of a pandemic
  • Arby’s new Midnight Monster Meat Menace 
  • Entertainment is cancelled due to Coronavirus
  • KISS is a keystone species
  • All movies are cancelled until further notice 
  • Talk shows are cancelled
  • All Festivals are cancelled
  • Quarantine is definitely already a band
  • Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Ceremony cancelled
  • Conventions are OVER!
  • LiveNation cancels ALL TOURS!
  • Are Dave and Joel missing any shows due to cancellations?
  • Our new potential business venture
  • www.pedophilesandwiches.com 
  • Can we replace Gary when he dies?
  • Noise Boi Questions
  • Cover songs that are better than the original?
  • Foo Fighters
  • Me First and The Gimme Gimmes
  • Megadeth
  • Mistakes left in the song
  • Listening to non-english speaking bands?
  • Ska-P (Spanish Ska)
  • Wizo (German Punk)
  • Cyclamen (Japanese Prog Metal)
  • Do friends buy clothes for each other?
  • A Noise Boi buys us a new domain!
]]> yes no 1:25:18 Yes no 52 – Bernie Bear and BlooBloo http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/52-bernie-bear-and-bloobloo/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9190 Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time.

  • Harmonized introductions
  • Dave’s new whammy super power
  • Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by The Beatles
  • Divebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath 
  • Gary’s had too many eggs
  • Divebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer
  • Dead Dad Dudes
  • The Bois try to deal with Gary, despite having dead bio-dads
  • “Daddy Is Dead” by Weezer
  • Dave and Joel’s experience with dead dads
  • Dave interviews for a new job
  • Guitar Bois
  • Breaking bad news with sweet divebombs
  • Dave’s personal guitar aesthetic is sharp and purple
  • Jimmy Hendrix’s teeth-playing
  • Why is Joel a Fender/Music Man guy?
  • The sordid story of Leo Fender
  • Dave translates Joel’s rage for Gary
  • Good Times vs. The News
  • “Gimme Good Times” by The Bad News Bois
  • Maddow gives Joel the blues
  • BBC news is impartial and droll 
  • The Queen’s fetish films
  • Dave’s Enhanced Wankery
  • Noise Boi Questions
  • Is The Noise Hole educational?
  • Kidz Bop versions of songs
  • Is Lorde appropriate for 1st graders?
  • “All The Small Things” by Bern-182 ft. Senator Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg
  • Bernie Bear and BlooBloo
  • “86 (Mumbled Version)” by Green Day
  • What is Bernie doing to the cool kids? 
  • Wrappin’ it up
  • “Welcome to Computing Machine” by Pink Floyd
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois) [ULTIMATE DIVEBOMB VERSION]” by The Noise Hole ft. Senator Bernie Sanders
]]> full 52 1 Grab your early voting ballots, Noise Bois, because this episode gets a little political. You might as well grab your tissues too, as the Bois talk extensively about having dead dads… but in a funny way? Don’t worry. It’s a good time.

  • Harmonized introductions
  • Dave’s new whammy super power
  • Divebombs improve “Let It Be” by The Beatles
  • Divebombs improve “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath 
  • Gary’s had too many eggs
  • Divebombs improve “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer
  • Dead Dad Dudes
  • The Bois try to deal with Gary, despite having dead bio-dads
  • “Daddy Is Dead” by Weezer
  • Dave and Joel’s experience with dead dads
  • Dave interviews for a new job
  • Guitar Bois
  • Breaking bad news with sweet divebombs
  • Dave’s personal guitar aesthetic is sharp and purple
  • Jimmy Hendrix’s teeth-playing
  • Why is Joel a Fender/Music Man guy?
  • The sordid story of Leo Fender
  • Dave translates Joel’s rage for Gary
  • Good Times vs. The News
  • “Gimme Good Times” by The Bad News Bois
  • Maddow gives Joel the blues
  • BBC news is impartial and droll 
  • The Queen’s fetish films
  • Dave’s Enhanced Wankery
  • Noise Boi Questions
  • Is The Noise Hole educational?
  • Kidz Bop versions of songs
  • Is Lorde appropriate for 1st graders?
  • “All The Small Things” by Bern-182 ft. Senator Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg
  • Bernie Bear and BlooBloo
  • “86 (Mumbled Version)” by Green Day
  • What is Bernie doing to the cool kids? 
  • Wrappin’ it up
  • “Welcome to Computing Machine” by Pink Floyd
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois) [ULTIMATE DIVEBOMB VERSION]” by The Noise Hole ft. Senator Bernie Sanders
]]> yes no 57:59 Yes no 51 – Brown Egg Brian http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/51-brown-egg-brian/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9191 Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice.

  • What does Gary want for his birthday?
  • Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s
  • “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald
  • “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald
  • Dave’s schoolboy art triumphs lead to his downfall
  • “Nothing Compares 2 Egg” by Sinéad O’Connor 
  • “Brown Egg Brian” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David Bowie
  • “Brown Egg Brian In A Barn” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David Bowie
  • “Every Children Has Egg” by Meshell “NdEGGY” Ndegeocello
  • Brown Egg Brian confronts his horrible parents
  • Young Dave sweeps The Yolky Awards
  • “Let Jesus See Your Egg” by The McDonald’s Contemporary Christian Choir
  • What color are Jesus’s legs?
  • “Tubthumping (Original Version)” by The Velvet Underground ft. Radiohead
  • “Children, Lay Down Your Egg” by The McDonald’s Praise and Worship Gospel Choir
  • Dave’s parents’ dark Egg secret
  • The original lineup of KISS visits the Noise Hole
  • KISS are experts at one thing
  • What do the Noise Bois have in common with KISS
  • Joel doesn’t want to be like Gene Simmons
  • “KISS Me On My Big Wet Mouth” by KISS
  • “It’s A Fuck Factory” by KISS (aka Fuck Factory)
  • KISS answers a Noise Boi romance question about having a romantic rival
  • What does KISS look like?
  • KISS answers a romance question from a Redditor with a cum-eating boyfriend
  • “Kevin Cumface” by KISS
  • Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” as covered by KISS
  • KISS’s concert compliment tax
  • “Demons, Jizzy Demons” by KISS
  • Gary’s secret phone
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by KISS
]]> full 51 1 Dave relives a childhood easter defeat, and the Bois are visited by all four original members of KISS, who dole out some relationship advice.

  • What does Gary want for his birthday?
  • Dave’s childhood Easter Egg Odyssey at McDonald’s
  • “Beautiful Hashbrown Easter Time” by Ronald McDonald
  • “Beautiful McDonald’s Easter Time (with Egg)” by Ronald McDonald
  • Dave’s schoolboy art triumphs lead to his downfall
  • “Nothing Compares 2 Egg” by Sinéad O’Connor 
  • “Brown Egg Brian” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David Bowie
  • “Brown Egg Brian In A Barn” by Meshell Ndegeocello ft. David Bowie
  • “Every Children Has Egg” by Meshell “NdEGGY” Ndegeocello
  • Brown Egg Brian confronts his horrible parents
  • Young Dave sweeps The Yolky Awards
  • “Let Jesus See Your Egg” by The McDonald’s Contemporary Christian Choir
  • What color are Jesus’s legs?
  • “Tubthumping (Original Version)” by The Velvet Underground ft. Radiohead
  • “Children, Lay Down Your Egg” by The McDonald’s Praise and Worship Gospel Choir
  • Dave’s parents’ dark Egg secret
  • The original lineup of KISS visits the Noise Hole
  • KISS are experts at one thing
  • What do the Noise Bois have in common with KISS
  • Joel doesn’t want to be like Gene Simmons
  • “KISS Me On My Big Wet Mouth” by KISS
  • “It’s A Fuck Factory” by KISS (aka Fuck Factory)
  • KISS answers a Noise Boi romance question about having a romantic rival
  • What does KISS look like?
  • KISS answers a romance question from a Redditor with a cum-eating boyfriend
  • “Kevin Cumface” by KISS
  • Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” as covered by KISS
  • KISS’s concert compliment tax
  • “Demons, Jizzy Demons” by KISS
  • Gary’s secret phone
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by KISS
]]> yes no 1:34:27 Yes no 50 – The Best Of The Noise Hole http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/50-the-best-of-the-noise-hole/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9192 It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!

  • From Episode 21 - Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Aw Fuck)”
  • “If You Can’t Google Iggy Pop (Try Bing)” by Bruce Springstein
  • From Episode 45 - Describing Iggy Pop
  • From Episode 16 - “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem
  • “Dave (I’m Not A Homophobe)” by Danzig 
  • From Episode 10 - Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig
  • From Episode 01 - “My Dad’s Not A Hotdog” by Weezer
  • “You’ve Got To Hide Your Tits Away” by The Bortles
  • From Episode 08 - The Bortles visit Mother Titty Tree
  • “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmotorboat” by Crash Test Dummies
  • From Episode 24 - “God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs” 
  • An ALL NEW Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!!! 
  • What 3 things does Lemmy love?
  • Lemmy’s favorite coin-op arcade games
  • Who’s on Lemmy’s 6 player X-Men Arcade squad? 
  • What’s Lemmy’s favorite Star Wars game?
  • Goldfinger’s “Superman” by Motörhead
  • “Ace Of Spades” by Motörhead
  • From Episode 15 - Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Gameboy
  • From Episode 16 - Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Majora’s Mask
  • A visit from Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • “Hate It When They Prey” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • Who would Clarence quarantine? 
  • “Tryin’a Do These Boys Dirty” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • From Episode 19 - Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom and Michael Jackson
  • Bono solves world hunger
  • What does Billy Corgan look like?
  • “Wartime Sunday Roast” by Smashing Pumpkins
  • From Episode 12 - Dave is the Moon featuring Billy Corgan and Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Noise Hole ft. Bruce Springstein
]]> full 50 1 It’s the Golden Episode Anniversary! Dave and Joel are sharing the best bits of the first 50 episodes, as voted on by our Patreon Noise Bois on the Discord. Strap in for over 2 hours of Boi bits, both old and new, including a BONUS Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!

  • From Episode 21 - Green Day’s “Good Riddance (Aw Fuck)”
  • “If You Can’t Google Iggy Pop (Try Bing)” by Bruce Springstein
  • From Episode 45 - Describing Iggy Pop
  • From Episode 16 - “Dear Dick Doc” by Eminem
  • “Dave (I’m Not A Homophobe)” by Danzig 
  • From Episode 10 - Three Horrible Lies About Glenn Danzig
  • From Episode 01 - “My Dad’s Not A Hotdog” by Weezer
  • “You’ve Got To Hide Your Tits Away” by The Bortles
  • From Episode 08 - The Bortles visit Mother Titty Tree
  • “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmotorboat” by Crash Test Dummies
  • From Episode 24 - “God Bless America, and God Bless Milfs” 
  • An ALL NEW Lemmy’s Retro Rundown!!! 
  • What 3 things does Lemmy love?
  • Lemmy’s favorite coin-op arcade games
  • Who’s on Lemmy’s 6 player X-Men Arcade squad? 
  • What’s Lemmy’s favorite Star Wars game?
  • Goldfinger’s “Superman” by Motörhead
  • “Ace Of Spades” by Motörhead
  • From Episode 15 - Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Gameboy
  • From Episode 16 - Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Majora’s Mask
  • A visit from Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • “Hate It When They Prey” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • Who would Clarence quarantine? 
  • “Tryin’a Do These Boys Dirty” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • From Episode 19 - Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom and Michael Jackson
  • Bono solves world hunger
  • What does Billy Corgan look like?
  • “Wartime Sunday Roast” by Smashing Pumpkins
  • From Episode 12 - Dave is the Moon featuring Billy Corgan and Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Noise Hole ft. Bruce Springstein
]]> yes no 2:33:33 Yes no 49 – The Beverly WhoBillies http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/49-the-beverly-whobillies/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9193 The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.”

  • “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards
  • “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani 
  • Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000
  • “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • “Every Post Dave Navarro Chilli Peppers Song” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Joel has Chilli Peppers resentment 
  • Dave Navarro is Millenium Bug Santa
  • “Spacey Hippie Cuddle Boys” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • The Chilli Peppers can’t stop firing guitarists
  • Gary wants EGG!
  • Dave has Green Day resentment 
  • Green Day says fuck words to hockey moms
  • “Slippy Slappy Hockey Bitches” by Green Day
  • Green Day in France for Live 8
  • “Venez Sur Vos Chiennes Françaises” by Green Day
  • “I’m Warming My Willy By The Fire” by Frank Senatra
  • “Behind Blue Eyes” by The WhoBillies
  • RCA Records wants The WhoBillies to change their sound
  • “Baba O’Riley” by The WhoBillies
  • “Pinball Wizard / Tuesday’s Gone” by The WhoBillies
  • Joel explains the plot of Tommy to Dave
  • Self-parodying pop country songs
  • “Bubba Ho-Tep” by Luke Combs
]]> full 49 1 The theme of this episode is “Joel teaches Dave deep trivia about bands Dave doesn’t really care about at all.”

  • “The Ballad of Sir Kevin” by The Basement Bards
  • “A Funky Arcade Riff” by Joe Santriani 
  • Albert the Arcade Man vs. Coinbot 5000
  • “Albert’s Walk Of Shame” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • “Every Post Dave Navarro Chilli Peppers Song” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Joel has Chilli Peppers resentment 
  • Dave Navarro is Millenium Bug Santa
  • “Spacey Hippie Cuddle Boys” by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • The Chilli Peppers can’t stop firing guitarists
  • Gary wants EGG!
  • Dave has Green Day resentment 
  • Green Day says fuck words to hockey moms
  • “Slippy Slappy Hockey Bitches” by Green Day
  • Green Day in France for Live 8
  • “Venez Sur Vos Chiennes Françaises” by Green Day
  • “I’m Warming My Willy By The Fire” by Frank Senatra
  • “Behind Blue Eyes” by The WhoBillies
  • RCA Records wants The WhoBillies to change their sound
  • “Baba O’Riley” by The WhoBillies
  • “Pinball Wizard / Tuesday’s Gone” by The WhoBillies
  • Joel explains the plot of Tommy to Dave
  • Self-parodying pop country songs
  • “Bubba Ho-Tep” by Luke Combs
]]> clean no 1:33:25 No no 48 – Some Kind Of Noise Boi http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/48-some-kind-of-noise-boi/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9194 Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a shit!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole.

  • “A Lonesome Brony Boy” by 2 Bruces Springstein
  • Kevin appeals to The Counsel of Ponies
  • Bees explain communism 
  • “The Ballad of The Great Pony/Bee War” (traditional)
  • An Aerosmith update: Music Hairs - Hair Of The Year
  • “Classical Train” by Ozzy Osbourne and Rachmaninoff
  • Aerosmith does NOT rock the Grammys 
  • Aerosmith’s problematic lyrics
  • What do horses think of Lizzo?
  • Joey Kramer is a Sith, or possibly The Joker
  • Some Kind of Noise Boi: The Noise Hole Documentary
  • Dave tricked Noise Bois into checking out St. Anger
  • How does Metallica pray?
  • “The Ecstasy Of Gold” by Davey McMouthtrumpet 
  • “Got A Taste For Shit” by Metallica (St. Anger Era)
  • “Got A Taste For Shit” by Metallica (Load Era)
  • Why did the Nazis kidnap Metallica
  • How did Ozzy and Sharron get The Time Phone?!
  • Dave finds NAAM boring 
  • How Axel Rose writes scratch lyrics
  • “Fuckity Dee, Fuckity Doo” by Guns N’ Roses
  • What have the Noise Bois been up to?
  • Potato Gary by Sirsonik
  • Dave taught old Gary a new trick
  • “Gary Has Got A Potato For A Head” by Raffi and/or The Moldy Peaches
  • Dave and Joel try to conjugate the verb: to potate
  • A new Noise Boi video by TD Campbell and SJ Rowsell
  • “Noise Boi Christmas” (traditional)
  • “55” Locking Tripod For Noise Boi Christmas” (traditional)
  • A New Segment: Noise Boi Flaws
  • Another New Segment: Noise Boi Compliments
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Noise Hole
]]> full 48 1 Dave and Joel try to act natural as people point cameras at them while they record The Noise Hole. That’s right, there’s going to be a short Noise Hole documentary sometime in the future. Will you finally see the dark underbelly of the Bois? Will infighting and egos break up the band? Will Gary be fired and replaced with a bucket of warm potatoes?Will Gary be told to take a shit!? I dunno. Anything’s possible in The Hole.

  • “A Lonesome Brony Boy” by 2 Bruces Springstein
  • Kevin appeals to The Counsel of Ponies
  • Bees explain communism 
  • “The Ballad of The Great Pony/Bee War” (traditional)
  • An Aerosmith update: Music Hairs - Hair Of The Year
  • “Classical Train” by Ozzy Osbourne and Rachmaninoff
  • Aerosmith does NOT rock the Grammys 
  • Aerosmith’s problematic lyrics
  • What do horses think of Lizzo?
  • Joey Kramer is a Sith, or possibly The Joker
  • Some Kind of Noise Boi: The Noise Hole Documentary
  • Dave tricked Noise Bois into checking out St. Anger
  • How does Metallica pray?
  • “The Ecstasy Of Gold” by Davey McMouthtrumpet 
  • “Got A Taste For Shit” by Metallica (St. Anger Era)
  • “Got A Taste For Shit” by Metallica (Load Era)
  • Why did the Nazis kidnap Metallica
  • How did Ozzy and Sharron get The Time Phone?!
  • Dave finds NAAM boring 
  • How Axel Rose writes scratch lyrics
  • “Fuckity Dee, Fuckity Doo” by Guns N’ Roses
  • What have the Noise Bois been up to?
  • Potato Gary by Sirsonik
  • Dave taught old Gary a new trick
  • “Gary Has Got A Potato For A Head” by Raffi and/or The Moldy Peaches
  • Dave and Joel try to conjugate the verb: to potate
  • A new Noise Boi video by TD Campbell and SJ Rowsell
  • “Noise Boi Christmas” (traditional)
  • “55” Locking Tripod For Noise Boi Christmas” (traditional)
  • A New Segment: Noise Boi Flaws
  • Another New Segment: Noise Boi Compliments
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Noise Hole
]]> yes no 1:35:28 Yes no 47 – Steven Tyler And The Horny-Baked Ham http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/47-steven-tyler-and-the-horny-baked-ham/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9195 There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride!

  • “They Think It’s Romantic” by An Early 2000s Emo Band… probably Brand New
  • “I Wish, I Wish, I Wish” by the same Emo band
  • “But You’re Not Here” by American Football
  • “I Miss Her Terribly” by A Mom With Separation Anxiety 
  • Aliens observe Planet Aerosmith 
  • Aerosmith fires their drummer, Joey Kramer
  • “Cryin’ and Firin’” by Aerosmith
  • “We Should Form Aerosmith” by Aerosmith
  • Aerosmith fired Joe Perry in the 80s
  • Joey Kramer’s many nicknames
  • Aerosmith, Las Vegas, and Suckling Boys
  • Joey Kramer throws a classic fit
  • “Nairobi, Baloney, Jabroni” by Aerosmith
  • Joey Kramer pulls a Joker at the Grammys
  • Joel tries to think of names of country artists
  • Trent Reznor introduces Aerosmith at The Grammys
  • “Grammy Bloodbath” by Aerosmith
  • “Get Behind Clarence” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom 
  • “Free Them Suckling Boys” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • “Five Sucking Boys In An Elevator” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • Clarence sets a sting for Steven Tyler
  • “Count These Suckling Boys” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • “Surprise, Motherfucker! It’s Clarence!” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • Joey Kramer haunts Steven Tyler’s nightmares
  • What does Steven Tyler’s dick look like?! 
  • The trial of Joey Kramer
  • “Dave Mustaine Is Gonna Be OK” by Megadeth
  • A special message from Dave Mustaine
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Megadeth
]]> full 47 1 There hasn’t been THIS much Aerosmith in an episode of The Noise Hole since that time we recorded in the bathroom of a Denny’s! Stick an apple in your mouth, baiste your own rump with delicious juices, and plop down on a silver platter like a suckling boy, because this episode is one hell of a ride!

  • “They Think It’s Romantic” by An Early 2000s Emo Band… probably Brand New
  • “I Wish, I Wish, I Wish” by the same Emo band
  • “But You’re Not Here” by American Football
  • “I Miss Her Terribly” by A Mom With Separation Anxiety 
  • Aliens observe Planet Aerosmith 
  • Aerosmith fires their drummer, Joey Kramer
  • “Cryin’ and Firin’” by Aerosmith
  • “We Should Form Aerosmith” by Aerosmith
  • Aerosmith fired Joe Perry in the 80s
  • Joey Kramer’s many nicknames
  • Aerosmith, Las Vegas, and Suckling Boys
  • Joey Kramer throws a classic fit
  • “Nairobi, Baloney, Jabroni” by Aerosmith
  • Joey Kramer pulls a Joker at the Grammys
  • Joel tries to think of names of country artists
  • Trent Reznor introduces Aerosmith at The Grammys
  • “Grammy Bloodbath” by Aerosmith
  • “Get Behind Clarence” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom 
  • “Free Them Suckling Boys” by Clarence “Clear Conscience” Fatbottom
  • “Five Sucking Boys In An Elevator” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • Clarence sets a sting for Steven Tyler
  • “Count These Suckling Boys” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • “Surprise, Motherfucker! It’s Clarence!” by Clarence Fatbottom and Steven Tyler
  • Joey Kramer haunts Steven Tyler’s nightmares
  • What does Steven Tyler’s dick look like?! 
  • The trial of Joey Kramer
  • “Dave Mustaine Is Gonna Be OK” by Megadeth
  • A special message from Dave Mustaine
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Megadeth
]]> yes no 1:23:56 Yes no 46 – Limpity Bizkit’s A Series of Unfortunate Albums http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/46-limpity-bizkits-a-series-of-unfortunate-albums/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9196 This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins - Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart!

  • “Outside” by Aaron Lewis with special guest Fred Durst, live at Woodstock ‘99
  • Memories of Woodstock ‘94
  • Red Hot Chilli Lightbulb Heads
  • Maybe they shouldn’t have done a Woodstock ‘99
  • Needlessly Aggressive Nu-Metal
  • “Look At These Mudfuckers” by Green Day
  • The Matrix told everyone it was OK to be spooky and leathery 
  • Metallica at Woodstock ‘99
  • Mtv Icon: Metallica with covers by Limp Bizkit and Korn
  • Limp Bizkit sings about The Simpsons
  • “Cheddar Bay Bizkits (Date Night, BITCH!)” by Limp Bizkit
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown:
  • What kind of sarcophagus does Lemmy sleep in?
  • Gary looks like…
  • Lemmy looks like…
  • Lemmy’s playing The Evil Within on PS3
  • “The Evil Within” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s playing Microprose Grand Prix from 1993
  • Joel was turned upside down by Descent
  • “Can You Name 2 of the 4 Companies Who Licensed 3DO” by Motörhead
  • Nintendo did Sony a dirty on the Playstation
  • Getting naughty gifs off BBS’s in the 90s
  • “Foxxy Lemmy” by Motörhead
  • Remember when game controllers went USB plug-n-play?
  • What’s Lemmy’s true motivation?
  • Did Lemmy participate in SOFTWARE PIRACY!?!?!
  • What Mario character is named after Lemmy?
  • Patreon Spotlight Question: Who is the most important person in a band?
  • The recent Nirvana “Reunion” with Beck and St. Vincent 
  • Stone Temple Pilots’ new singer, Jeff Gutt
  • Queen and Adam Lambert or Marc Martel?
  • Could Gary take over for Dave on the podcast?
  • Steve Benkins takes over for James Hetfield in Metallica
  • “Fade To Black” by James Hetfield, ft. Steve Benkins
  • “Come As You Are” by Nirvana, ft. Steven Benkins
  • The Bronze Medals of Iron Maiden form a band
  • Wrap up of the first ever NOISE BOI MEETUP!!!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by James Hetfield and Steve Benkins
]]> full 46 1 This episode starts with a healthy dose of Nü Metal, but quickly diverts down the Retro Rabbithole as Dave and Joel are once again joined by Lemmy for a Rundown! See if you can spot your new favorite character at the very end of the episode. SPOILERS: His name is Steve Benkins - Band Usurper, and you love him with all your heart!

  • “Outside” by Aaron Lewis with special guest Fred Durst, live at Woodstock ‘99
  • Memories of Woodstock ‘94
  • Red Hot Chilli Lightbulb Heads
  • Maybe they shouldn’t have done a Woodstock ‘99
  • Needlessly Aggressive Nu-Metal
  • “Look At These Mudfuckers” by Green Day
  • The Matrix told everyone it was OK to be spooky and leathery 
  • Metallica at Woodstock ‘99
  • Mtv Icon: Metallica with covers by Limp Bizkit and Korn
  • Limp Bizkit sings about The Simpsons
  • “Cheddar Bay Bizkits (Date Night, BITCH!)” by Limp Bizkit
  • Lemmy’s Retro Rundown:
  • What kind of sarcophagus does Lemmy sleep in?
  • Gary looks like…
  • Lemmy looks like…
  • Lemmy’s playing The Evil Within on PS3
  • “The Evil Within” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s playing Microprose Grand Prix from 1993
  • Joel was turned upside down by Descent
  • “Can You Name 2 of the 4 Companies Who Licensed 3DO” by Motörhead
  • Nintendo did Sony a dirty on the Playstation
  • Getting naughty gifs off BBS’s in the 90s
  • “Foxxy Lemmy” by Motörhead
  • Remember when game controllers went USB plug-n-play?
  • What’s Lemmy’s true motivation?
  • Did Lemmy participate in SOFTWARE PIRACY!?!?!
  • What Mario character is named after Lemmy?
  • Patreon Spotlight Question: Who is the most important person in a band?
  • The recent Nirvana “Reunion” with Beck and St. Vincent 
  • Stone Temple Pilots’ new singer, Jeff Gutt
  • Queen and Adam Lambert or Marc Martel?
  • Could Gary take over for Dave on the podcast?
  • Steve Benkins takes over for James Hetfield in Metallica
  • “Fade To Black” by James Hetfield, ft. Steve Benkins
  • “Come As You Are” by Nirvana, ft. Steven Benkins
  • The Bronze Medals of Iron Maiden form a band
  • Wrap up of the first ever NOISE BOI MEETUP!!!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by James Hetfield and Steve Benkins
]]> yes no 1:35:30 Yes no 45 – I Might Be Thinking Of Somebody Else http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/45-i-might-be-thinking-of-somebody-else/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9197 It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois!

  • “You Carved A Heart In A Tree” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes
  • “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Bruce Springstein and The Ramones
  • Harry Potter and the… I might be thinking of somebody else. 
  • True Rock & Roll Stories: Bruce Springstein in Gulf War II 
  • How the Bois spent their time off
  • Joel’s big, expensive X-Mas present 
  • “A Donald Duck Costume For Christmas” by Joe Cocker, or possibly Dueling Bruce Springsteins
  • Who actually likes their parents?! Dave, apPARENTly. 
  • Ozzy confronts his father with his life choices.
  • Eddie Vedder learns the truth about his dad. 
  • David Bowie is a funky businessman. 
  • “Funky Business Bowie” by 80s David Bowie
  • David Bowie performs employee evaluations. 
  • “New Outfit” by David Bowie
  • Actual recordings of David Bowie doing impressions of his contemporaries. 
  • Neil Young chooses to sing too high. 
  • “Space Oddity” by Neil Young and Sylvestor Stalone
  • Sylvestor Stalone meets Tim Armstrong from Rancid
  • Stalone and Armstrong duet
  • Iggy Pop looks like…
  • “Describing Iggy” by Iggy Pop
  • “I’ve Got A Lust For Teeth” by Iggy Pop
  • Dimebag Darrell’s big prank! 
  • KISS at Dimebag Darrell’s funeral.
  • Dave loves fat drummers!
  • Joel can’t remember his Ace Frehley impression. 
  • “Get The Abbott Brothers Out Of Hell” by KISS
  • “Dimebag’s Doin’ Well” by KISS
  • “Less Sex With Hot Women” by Weezer
  • Rivers Cuomo looks like…
  • Gene Simmons looks like…
  • The first Noise Boi Meetup is in our future and YOUR PAST! Are Dave and Joel still alive? 
  • Dave and Joel plan their extravagant funeral arrangements. 
  • Some Noise Bois sent us X-Mas presents!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Dueting Bruce Springsteins
]]> full 45 1 It’s the first Noise Hole of a new year, and a new decade! Everything is NEW NEW NEW, so the Bois are talking about aging and/or dead rockers from the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond! OLD OLD OLD! DEAD DEAD DEAD! Crawl into an Elton John Donald Duck costume! Gaze upon David Bowie’s power zoot suit! Book KISS for your funeral, try to describe Iggy Pop without going insane, and eulogize Dimebag Darrell in the most respectful way you know how! New year, same Noise Bois!

  • “You Carved A Heart In A Tree” by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes
  • “I Wanna Be Sedated” by Bruce Springstein and The Ramones
  • Harry Potter and the… I might be thinking of somebody else. 
  • True Rock & Roll Stories: Bruce Springstein in Gulf War II 
  • How the Bois spent their time off
  • Joel’s big, expensive X-Mas present 
  • “A Donald Duck Costume For Christmas” by Joe Cocker, or possibly Dueling Bruce Springsteins
  • Who actually likes their parents?! Dave, apPARENTly. 
  • Ozzy confronts his father with his life choices.
  • Eddie Vedder learns the truth about his dad. 
  • David Bowie is a funky businessman. 
  • “Funky Business Bowie” by 80s David Bowie
  • David Bowie performs employee evaluations. 
  • “New Outfit” by David Bowie
  • Actual recordings of David Bowie doing impressions of his contemporaries. 
  • Neil Young chooses to sing too high. 
  • “Space Oddity” by Neil Young and Sylvestor Stalone
  • Sylvestor Stalone meets Tim Armstrong from Rancid
  • Stalone and Armstrong duet
  • Iggy Pop looks like…
  • “Describing Iggy” by Iggy Pop
  • “I’ve Got A Lust For Teeth” by Iggy Pop
  • Dimebag Darrell’s big prank! 
  • KISS at Dimebag Darrell’s funeral.
  • Dave loves fat drummers!
  • Joel can’t remember his Ace Frehley impression. 
  • “Get The Abbott Brothers Out Of Hell” by KISS
  • “Dimebag’s Doin’ Well” by KISS
  • “Less Sex With Hot Women” by Weezer
  • Rivers Cuomo looks like…
  • Gene Simmons looks like…
  • The first Noise Boi Meetup is in our future and YOUR PAST! Are Dave and Joel still alive? 
  • Dave and Joel plan their extravagant funeral arrangements. 
  • Some Noise Bois sent us X-Mas presents!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Dueting Bruce Springsteins
]]> yes no 1:26:05 Yes no 44 – Best Of The Post Show 2019 http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/44-best-of-the-post-show-2019/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9198 It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is money. Patreon.com/NoiseHole !!!

  • “Where Is My Mind?” by The Pixies (Post Show 15)
  • “Don’t I Hold You? by Wheat (Post Show 14)
  • “Don’t Carry At All” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23)
  • “Cry On Demand” by Ryan Adams (Post Show 22)
  • “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star (Post Show 24)
  • “Eggs and Sausage” by Tom Waits (Post Show 22)
  • “Gold Rush” by Death Cab For Cutie (Post Show 26)
  • “When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings” from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Post Show 23)
  • “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd (Post Show 26)
  • “Linoleum” by NOFX (Post Show 25)
  • “Glycerine” by Bush (Post Show 27)
  • “Purple Rain” by Prince (Post Show 27)
  • “Eli The Barrow Boy” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23)
  • “Song For Ireland / Wonderboy” by The Dubliners / Tenacious D (Post Show 30)
  • “Lost Cause” by Beck (Post Show 33)
  • “Attitude” by The Misfits (Post Show 33)
  • “Divine Hammer” by The Breeders (Post Show (37)
  • “Cool Kids” by Screeching Weasel (Post Show 37)
  • “Authenticity” by Harvey Danger (Post Show 25)
  • “Martha” by Tom Waits (Post Show 41)
  • “Free To Run” by Gomez (Post Show 37)
  • “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World
]]> full 44 1 It’s the final Noise Hole of 2019, Noise Bois! Blow your horns, and wear silly glasses, and set silly fires, and flip over silly police cars for a new year is upon us! We’re sending 2019 out in style, by sharing the best cover songs from our Patreon Post Show, as voted by Dave, Joel, not Gary, and the Patrons. Our $5+ Patreon Noise Boys got all these songs and tons more all throughout the year, and they’ll get even MORE In 2020! Do you want to be counted among those happy few? All it costs is money. Patreon.com/NoiseHole !!!

  • “Where Is My Mind?” by The Pixies (Post Show 15)
  • “Don’t I Hold You? by Wheat (Post Show 14)
  • “Don’t Carry At All” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23)
  • “Cry On Demand” by Ryan Adams (Post Show 22)
  • “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star (Post Show 24)
  • “Eggs and Sausage” by Tom Waits (Post Show 22)
  • “Gold Rush” by Death Cab For Cutie (Post Show 26)
  • “When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings” from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Post Show 23)
  • “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd (Post Show 26)
  • “Linoleum” by NOFX (Post Show 25)
  • “Glycerine” by Bush (Post Show 27)
  • “Purple Rain” by Prince (Post Show 27)
  • “Eli The Barrow Boy” by The Decemberists (Post Show 23)
  • “Song For Ireland / Wonderboy” by The Dubliners / Tenacious D (Post Show 30)
  • “Lost Cause” by Beck (Post Show 33)
  • “Attitude” by The Misfits (Post Show 33)
  • “Divine Hammer” by The Breeders (Post Show (37)
  • “Cool Kids” by Screeching Weasel (Post Show 37)
  • “Authenticity” by Harvey Danger (Post Show 25)
  • “Martha” by Tom Waits (Post Show 41)
  • “Free To Run” by Gomez (Post Show 37)
  • “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World
]]> yes no 1:46:45 Yes no 43 – Kiss Me Under The Turkey http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/43-kiss-me-under-the-turkey/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9199 DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!

  • “Christmastime For Everyone” by David Bowie and Lemmy Killmeister 
  • Joel snatches Gary’s letter to Santa
  • How do the bois celebrate the holidays?
  • Dave’s Christmastime tips!
  • “Christmas Is The Season” by Rage Against The Machine
  • David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s Christmas duet
  • X-Factor’s Christmas marketing strategy 
  • Joel’s Apple Music Year in Review!
  • When/where do you listen to music and why?
  • “Two Little Boys On A Bed Wearing The Same Sweater” by Death Cab For Cutie
  • Tegan and Sara, and listening to bands that are totally outside of your wheelhouse
  • Live versions vs. studio versions of songs
  • Aurora and whaling/whining Scandanavian bands
  • Dave’s Spotify 2019 Wrapped!
  • Cromags vs. Cromags 2
  • Hardcore vs. Metal: What’s the difference?
  • NOFX: A band the whole family can enjoy
  • Megadeth’s Irish faux pas
  • The Denny’s hardcore show
  • Dave’s top tracks of THE ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE?!
  • “Sweet Davey Baby” by James Taylor
  • Dave is a closet Bon Jovi SUPERfan 
  • “Insect Nightmares” by The Lillingtons 
  • “I’m Your Artist of The Decade” by Tom Waits
  • Dallas Noise Boi Meetup at Grungefest in January! 
  • The number 1 Christmas song of all time: “First Christmas” by Jesus Christ
]]> full 43 1 DECK. THOSE. HALLS, Noise Bois! It’s That special time of year where we all think about what we want, and talk about what we want, and leave unsubtle hints about what we want in hopes that someone close to us (or otherwise obligated to us) will purchase them, and hand them to us, relinquishing all claim to the item. A joyous time of fellowship, food, and commercialism! I hope you’ve been nice, but I KNOW you’ve been naughty, so get ready to suck coal out of a sock: IT’S THE NOISE HOLE CHRISTMAS EPISODE!!!

  • “Christmastime For Everyone” by David Bowie and Lemmy Killmeister 
  • Joel snatches Gary’s letter to Santa
  • How do the bois celebrate the holidays?
  • Dave’s Christmastime tips!
  • “Christmas Is The Season” by Rage Against The Machine
  • David Bowie and Bing Crosby’s Christmas duet
  • X-Factor’s Christmas marketing strategy 
  • Joel’s Apple Music Year in Review!
  • When/where do you listen to music and why?
  • “Two Little Boys On A Bed Wearing The Same Sweater” by Death Cab For Cutie
  • Tegan and Sara, and listening to bands that are totally outside of your wheelhouse
  • Live versions vs. studio versions of songs
  • Aurora and whaling/whining Scandanavian bands
  • Dave’s Spotify 2019 Wrapped!
  • Cromags vs. Cromags 2
  • Hardcore vs. Metal: What’s the difference?
  • NOFX: A band the whole family can enjoy
  • Megadeth’s Irish faux pas
  • The Denny’s hardcore show
  • Dave’s top tracks of THE ENTIRE FUCKING DECADE?!
  • “Sweet Davey Baby” by James Taylor
  • Dave is a closet Bon Jovi SUPERfan 
  • “Insect Nightmares” by The Lillingtons 
  • “I’m Your Artist of The Decade” by Tom Waits
  • Dallas Noise Boi Meetup at Grungefest in January! 
  • The number 1 Christmas song of all time: “First Christmas” by Jesus Christ
]]> yes no 1:24:50 Yes no 42 – Büsker Dü http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/42-busker-du/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9200 It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again.

  • “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker Boy
  • A digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals
  • “It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and Gary
  • Joel gets his eyes lasered off
  • “I’m Just A Tuna” by Joel’s Laser Eye Surgeon 
  • Dave looks terrible for 34, GREAT for 35
  • A birthday prank on Dave
  • “I’m A Summer Sausage” by Dave and the 35 Year Olds
  • “When I First Saw Your Eyes” by Busker and Crone
  • Purchasing your personal style: A Tale of Chain Wallets
  • “I’m A Crust Punk” by Crusty and The Butt Flaps
  • Romanticizing dirtbag culture
  • “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy)” by Screeching Weasel 
  • “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy) (Reprise)” by Crusty Busker
  • Patreon Spotlight: Is it too easy to get famous without talent?
  • “Silly Billy Doop Doop” by Jake Paul
  • Nirvana’s award show beef with Guns N’ Roses
  • Nirvana Chat: 2 good years?
  • Is Nirvana’s Incesticide a real album?
  • Is a band less real once they break up or die?
  • GARY SPEAKS?! 
  • Dave’s childhood science magazines teach him about Freddy Mercury
  • Freddy Mercury as a YouTuber?
  • Does celebrity = talent? Did it ever?
  • The Cobains’ reality show
  • “The Ballad of The Noise Hole Patreon” by Busker and Crone
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Busker and Crone
]]> full 42 1 It’s Dave’s birthday, Noise Bois! Let’s celebrate by busking out in the cold, dreary street, and hope some scarlet-haired beauty with the voice of an angel will come and delivery us from musical obscurity, and certain starvation. Also, Gary has a mic in this episode! A mistake that I assure you will NEVER happen again.

  • “I’m A Busker” by Philly Busker Boy
  • A digression on the de-evolution of sea mammals
  • “It’s Dave’s Birthday” by Joel and Gary
  • Joel gets his eyes lasered off
  • “I’m Just A Tuna” by Joel’s Laser Eye Surgeon 
  • Dave looks terrible for 34, GREAT for 35
  • A birthday prank on Dave
  • “I’m A Summer Sausage” by Dave and the 35 Year Olds
  • “When I First Saw Your Eyes” by Busker and Crone
  • Purchasing your personal style: A Tale of Chain Wallets
  • “I’m A Crust Punk” by Crusty and The Butt Flaps
  • Romanticizing dirtbag culture
  • “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy)” by Screeching Weasel 
  • “Guh! (I’m A Punk Boy) (Reprise)” by Crusty Busker
  • Patreon Spotlight: Is it too easy to get famous without talent?
  • “Silly Billy Doop Doop” by Jake Paul
  • Nirvana’s award show beef with Guns N’ Roses
  • Nirvana Chat: 2 good years?
  • Is Nirvana’s Incesticide a real album?
  • Is a band less real once they break up or die?
  • GARY SPEAKS?! 
  • Dave’s childhood science magazines teach him about Freddy Mercury
  • Freddy Mercury as a YouTuber?
  • Does celebrity = talent? Did it ever?
  • The Cobains’ reality show
  • “The Ballad of The Noise Hole Patreon” by Busker and Crone
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Busker and Crone
]]> yes no 1:11:10 Yes no 41 – The Puckered Tight Power Hour http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/41-the-puckered-tight-power-hour/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9201 Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down!

  • “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar
  • “King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar
  • “The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise Bois
  • How Joel manages Gary
  • “(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold Schwarzenegger 
  • “Slowly Chase The Robot” by Arnold Schwarzenegger 
  • Arnold vs. the Gym Dweeb
  • What bands are the Noise Bois as good as?
  • The Noise Bois issue a challenge to Korn
  • “Davey Don’t Do Again” by Korn
  • “Summer Slam” by Korn vs. The Noise Bois
  • “Grundy, Give Me A Pie” by Korn
  • Your dying Granny regrets not getting into Korn
  • “Amazing Grace” by Korn
  • Learning to sing by doing vocal impressions of popular singers
  • “Singin’ ‘bout Titties and Puss” by Any 80s Hair Metal Band
  • “Singin’ ‘bout Death” by Any 90s Grunge Band
  • “That’s My Sound” by Eddie Vedder
  • Creed goes to a fish restaurant 
  • “Fisherman” by Creed
  • “I’ll Take Pepsi” by Creed
  • What did Joel do with free Scott Stapp tickets?
  • “Free Scott Stapp Tickets” by Creed
  • “Pick Pizza Fuck Energy” by Creed
  • Mark Tremonti survived Creed
  • Joel has a musical awakening in his early 20s
  • “Basketcase” by Green Day if they were from Northern Ireland
  • Why does every singer in the world sing in a neutral American accent?
  • The vowels of 90s American alternative singers
  • STP were accused of biting Pearl Jam’s style
  • The vocal evolution of Scott Weiland
  • Joel’s manager at Guitar Center in 1999 almost makes him cry
  • “Orange Pop’s Revenge” by Stone Temple Pilots
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Stone Temple Pilots
]]> full 41 1 Noise Bois, this episode is all about finding your voice… finding your Noise Vois, as it were. The Bois challenge a few bands to defend their honor in the ring, and get pretty deep into Scott Stapp from Creed’s love of fish. It’s BIG pizza fuck energy, all the way down!

  • “Two Boys At The Bar” by Two Boys At The Bar
  • “King Of The Bathroom” by Two Boys At The Bar
  • “The Puckered Tight Power Hour Theme Song” by The Noise Bois
  • How Joel manages Gary
  • “(Arnold Says) Spin The Long” by Arnold Schwarzenegger 
  • “Slowly Chase The Robot” by Arnold Schwarzenegger 
  • Arnold vs. the Gym Dweeb
  • What bands are the Noise Bois as good as?
  • The Noise Bois issue a challenge to Korn
  • “Davey Don’t Do Again” by Korn
  • “Summer Slam” by Korn vs. The Noise Bois
  • “Grundy, Give Me A Pie” by Korn
  • Your dying Granny regrets not getting into Korn
  • “Amazing Grace” by Korn
  • Learning to sing by doing vocal impressions of popular singers
  • “Singin’ ‘bout Titties and Puss” by Any 80s Hair Metal Band
  • “Singin’ ‘bout Death” by Any 90s Grunge Band
  • “That’s My Sound” by Eddie Vedder
  • Creed goes to a fish restaurant 
  • “Fisherman” by Creed
  • “I’ll Take Pepsi” by Creed
  • What did Joel do with free Scott Stapp tickets?
  • “Free Scott Stapp Tickets” by Creed
  • “Pick Pizza Fuck Energy” by Creed
  • Mark Tremonti survived Creed
  • Joel has a musical awakening in his early 20s
  • “Basketcase” by Green Day if they were from Northern Ireland
  • Why does every singer in the world sing in a neutral American accent?
  • The vowels of 90s American alternative singers
  • STP were accused of biting Pearl Jam’s style
  • The vocal evolution of Scott Weiland
  • Joel’s manager at Guitar Center in 1999 almost makes him cry
  • “Orange Pop’s Revenge” by Stone Temple Pilots
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Stone Temple Pilots
]]> yes no 1:19:35 Yes no 40 – Billie Joe Armstrong Is Sexually Ravenous http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/40-billie-joe-armstrong-is-sexually-ravenous/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9202 Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist.

  • “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy Brothers
  • An update on Babbages and Starfox 64
  • Why does the world think all Americans are stupid? Oh, right. 
  • “Wizard Boy” by The Gravy Brothers
  • “Wizard Boy 2: The Sequel” by The Gravy Brothers
  • What genre of music is the easiest to jump into? 
  • DIY punk ethos
  • “You Don’t Need To Be Good” by Every Punk Band
  • All music is punk rock if you remove enough extraneous bullshit
  • “When The Levee Breaks” by Led Zeppelin except punk, and all the lyrics are wrong
  • Is Gary a Harlequin Baby? 
  • Green Day’s trajectory from punk to mainstream pop
  • David Geffen demands Green Day reinvent themselves
  • “David’s Plan” by Green Day
  • The Ghost Of Joey Ramone haunts Billie Joe Armstrong
  • “Gimme That NHL Money (Baby)” by Green Day
  • Billie Joe has a realization while in a boy pile
  • “Jimmy’s Chode” by Billie Joe Armstrong
  • Patreon Spotlight: Rock covers of Disney songs
  • Dave loves Tangled
  • Sloppy punk version of Tangled’s “I See The Light” by NOFX 
  • “Evermore” from Beauty And The Beast by Load-era Metallica
  • Thrash = Punk + 10% more effort
  • Soup shoes and new News!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Gravy Brothers
]]> full 40 1 Gravy greetings, Noise Bois! Or should I say, Tone Turkeys? No, I shouldn’t. I’m sorry. That was Gary’s idea. As you stuff yourself with seasonal meats and treats, please use this episode as an escape from your terrible family. There’s no reason to suffer this holiday season, when you can pop in your headphones and disappear down the Noise Hole. Take THAT, Uncle Jerry, you goddamn racist.

  • “Thanksgiving (What A Time To Be Free)” by The Gravy Brothers
  • An update on Babbages and Starfox 64
  • Why does the world think all Americans are stupid? Oh, right. 
  • “Wizard Boy” by The Gravy Brothers
  • “Wizard Boy 2: The Sequel” by The Gravy Brothers
  • What genre of music is the easiest to jump into? 
  • DIY punk ethos
  • “You Don’t Need To Be Good” by Every Punk Band
  • All music is punk rock if you remove enough extraneous bullshit
  • “When The Levee Breaks” by Led Zeppelin except punk, and all the lyrics are wrong
  • Is Gary a Harlequin Baby? 
  • Green Day’s trajectory from punk to mainstream pop
  • David Geffen demands Green Day reinvent themselves
  • “David’s Plan” by Green Day
  • The Ghost Of Joey Ramone haunts Billie Joe Armstrong
  • “Gimme That NHL Money (Baby)” by Green Day
  • Billie Joe has a realization while in a boy pile
  • “Jimmy’s Chode” by Billie Joe Armstrong
  • Patreon Spotlight: Rock covers of Disney songs
  • Dave loves Tangled
  • Sloppy punk version of Tangled’s “I See The Light” by NOFX 
  • “Evermore” from Beauty And The Beast by Load-era Metallica
  • Thrash = Punk + 10% more effort
  • Soup shoes and new News!
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Gravy Brothers
]]> yes no 56:06 Yes no 39 – Professor Time Problem http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/39-professor-time-problem/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9204 This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs.

  • “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D.
  • “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan
  • “Crawling (Shanty Version)” by Bob Dylan
  • Did the Bois love Linkin Park?
  • “Black Rainbow” by Some 90s Alternative Band
  • “Gutting A Fish” by Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Black Rainbow (I’m Sad REMIX)” by Linkin Park
  • “I’m Sad (I’m A Kebab)” by Linkin Park
  • “You Ain’t Nothin’ But Egg” by Bloodhound Gang
  • Promoting your highschool rock shows
  • Teenage Dave gets abducted by Emo Aliens
  • “I’m A 90s Emo Boy” by Dave and The Hammer Bros., or possibly Brand New
  • “Do A Fart” by Dave and The Hammer Bros.
  • Is The Noise Hole too scatalogical? (Answer: NO)
  • The theme to classic BBC sci-fi show, Professor Time Problem
  • Professor Time Problem and the Terror of The Time Worm
  • Blink-182 goes through the Time Worm to the Freddy Mercury tribute concert
  • “Freddy’s Dead (I’m Sorry)” by Blink-182
  • “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Blink-182
  • Blink-182 loses their youthful zest
  • “Gonna Jack Off Into My Own Shit” by Blink-182
  • “Rudy Poos And Big Wet Shits” by Blink-182
  • “Patreon Spotlight” by Blink-182
  • Patreon Spotlight: What are your favorite 2 Boi riffs?
  • “We Have No Idea” by Screeching Weasel 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois!)” by Professor Time Problem and the Evil Robot
]]> full 39 1 This week, things are getting spacey-wacey and prob’ly wobbly, as the Bois check in with everyone’s favorite low budget, British alien of mystery: Professor Time Problem. There’s also a ton of Blink-182 and pee-pee poo-poo songs.

  • “I’ve Got Some Bad News” By Dr. Bluesman, M.D.
  • “Our Medical Technology Is Severely Limited” by Bob Dylan
  • “Crawling (Shanty Version)” by Bob Dylan
  • Did the Bois love Linkin Park?
  • “Black Rainbow” by Some 90s Alternative Band
  • “Gutting A Fish” by Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Black Rainbow (I’m Sad REMIX)” by Linkin Park
  • “I’m Sad (I’m A Kebab)” by Linkin Park
  • “You Ain’t Nothin’ But Egg” by Bloodhound Gang
  • Promoting your highschool rock shows
  • Teenage Dave gets abducted by Emo Aliens
  • “I’m A 90s Emo Boy” by Dave and The Hammer Bros., or possibly Brand New
  • “Do A Fart” by Dave and The Hammer Bros.
  • Is The Noise Hole too scatalogical? (Answer: NO)
  • The theme to classic BBC sci-fi show, Professor Time Problem
  • Professor Time Problem and the Terror of The Time Worm
  • Blink-182 goes through the Time Worm to the Freddy Mercury tribute concert
  • “Freddy’s Dead (I’m Sorry)” by Blink-182
  • “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” by Blink-182
  • Blink-182 loses their youthful zest
  • “Gonna Jack Off Into My Own Shit” by Blink-182
  • “Rudy Poos And Big Wet Shits” by Blink-182
  • “Patreon Spotlight” by Blink-182
  • Patreon Spotlight: What are your favorite 2 Boi riffs?
  • “We Have No Idea” by Screeching Weasel 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois!)” by Professor Time Problem and the Evil Robot
]]> yes no 1:05:53 Yes no 38 – No Country For Old Trent http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/38-no-country-for-old-trent/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9205 Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film.

  • “The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie
  • “I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie
  • “Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie
  • “I’m In A Forest” by David Bowie
  • David Bowie explores our five senses
  • “Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie
  • “Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie
  • “The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John Lasseter
  • OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones
  • “Judgement Day” by Billy Idol
  • T2’s Mullet Kid’s family strife
  • Joel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion redux
  • Trent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician 
  • Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” 
  • Gary reaches new heights of insubordination 
  • WCW presents: Country vs. Rap
  • “Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P.
  • Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys
  • “Head Like A Hole” by Chet Countryman
  • Johnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wife
  • Johnny Cash decides to record his final songs
  • Johnny Cash and his good friend Steven Tyler
  • Steven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS
  • “Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven Tyler
  • VH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent 
  • “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach
  • “Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey 
  • Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation
  • “The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles 
  • TURDS4LAX
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie
]]> full 38 1 Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film.

  • “The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie
  • “I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie
  • “Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie
  • “I’m In A Forest” by David Bowie
  • David Bowie explores our five senses
  • “Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie
  • “Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie
  • “The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John Lasseter
  • OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones
  • “Judgement Day” by Billy Idol
  • T2’s Mullet Kid’s family strife
  • Joel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion redux
  • Trent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician 
  • Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” 
  • Gary reaches new heights of insubordination 
  • WCW presents: Country vs. Rap
  • “Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P.
  • Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys
  • “Head Like A Hole” by Chet Countryman
  • Johnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wife
  • Johnny Cash decides to record his final songs
  • Johnny Cash and his good friend Steven Tyler
  • Steven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS
  • “Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven Tyler
  • VH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent 
  • “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach
  • “Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey 
  • Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation
  • “The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles 
  • TURDS4LAX
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie
]]> yes no 1:36:33 Yes no 37 – QWERTY Squirty http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/37-qwerty-squirty/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9206 This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs.

  • “The Unforgiven IV” by Metallica
  • An update on Gary’s smoking detox
  • The Bois try to name all the cartoon characters that were kicked out of Guns N’ Roses
  • Guns N’ Roses star in Christopher Nolan’s dark, gritty Bambi reboot
  • “Welcome To The Forest” by Guns N’ Roses N’ Bambi
  • 90s Computer Chat with The Bois
  • Dave and his Granny’s first computer
  • Making “the computer” work for the whole family
  • Joel’s first computer
  • Dave tries to email The Queen of England
  • Queen the band tries to get “an internet”
  • “It’s A Kinda Mustache Magic” by Queen
  • “Got To Have It All (Cock & Balls)” by Queen
  • “Foxy Darling” by Queen and Jimmy Hendrix
  • Lemmy returns for a RETRO RUNDOWN!!!
  • How Lemmy learned to fly from Dave Grohl
  • How Lemmy got his castle
  • “Super Mario Bros. 3 Airship Theme” by Motörhead
  • “Chop Lemmy” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s first computer game countdown
  • Lemmy’s corrupting influence on Gary
  • “Castle Monster Theme (Beedle Eedle Eedle)” by Motörhead
  • The history of Tetris
  • “Tetris (Suck Me Cock)” by Motörhead
  • “286 Cybersex” by Motörhead
  • The dark truth about Stevearino
  • Lemmy knows Dave’s dead Granny
  • Lemmy rates his very first PC games
  • “Lemmy’s Theme” by Lemmy and The Noise Bois
  • “Another Brick In The Wall” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s astonishing revelation about Pink Floyd
  • “Comfortably Numb” by Motörhead
  • “Comfortably Numb” again, but better by Motörhead
]]> full 37 1 This week Dave and Joel take a Dave and stroll down memory lane, as the bois recall their first computers. What is this? The TECHNOLOGY HOLE?! Not after Lemmy fucking Killmeister shows up to… talk about computers. Hmm… maybe it IS The Tech Hole, but you know, still with like a ton of fun songs.

  • “The Unforgiven IV” by Metallica
  • An update on Gary’s smoking detox
  • The Bois try to name all the cartoon characters that were kicked out of Guns N’ Roses
  • Guns N’ Roses star in Christopher Nolan’s dark, gritty Bambi reboot
  • “Welcome To The Forest” by Guns N’ Roses N’ Bambi
  • 90s Computer Chat with The Bois
  • Dave and his Granny’s first computer
  • Making “the computer” work for the whole family
  • Joel’s first computer
  • Dave tries to email The Queen of England
  • Queen the band tries to get “an internet”
  • “It’s A Kinda Mustache Magic” by Queen
  • “Got To Have It All (Cock & Balls)” by Queen
  • “Foxy Darling” by Queen and Jimmy Hendrix
  • Lemmy returns for a RETRO RUNDOWN!!!
  • How Lemmy learned to fly from Dave Grohl
  • How Lemmy got his castle
  • “Super Mario Bros. 3 Airship Theme” by Motörhead
  • “Chop Lemmy” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s first computer game countdown
  • Lemmy’s corrupting influence on Gary
  • “Castle Monster Theme (Beedle Eedle Eedle)” by Motörhead
  • The history of Tetris
  • “Tetris (Suck Me Cock)” by Motörhead
  • “286 Cybersex” by Motörhead
  • The dark truth about Stevearino
  • Lemmy knows Dave’s dead Granny
  • Lemmy rates his very first PC games
  • “Lemmy’s Theme” by Lemmy and The Noise Bois
  • “Another Brick In The Wall” by Motörhead
  • Lemmy’s astonishing revelation about Pink Floyd
  • “Comfortably Numb” by Motörhead
  • “Comfortably Numb” again, but better by Motörhead
]]> yes no 1:29:05 Yes no 36 – Smooch My Gooch http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/36-smooch-my-gooch/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9207 Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living shits out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door.

  • “Spooky Candy Time” by 2LittleBois
  • Officer RegularHead vs. The Headburgler
  • “Fried Egg On A Hamburger” by 2LittleBois
  • Dave’s dark magic dental adventure
  • Harry Potter and The Ghost What Eats Your Shit
  • “Talkin’ ‘Bout Rock & Roll” by Rush
  • Where are the old-ass, original metalheads? 
  • “Sherry” by Some 60s Pop Quartet 
  • The remaining Monkees lose their Monkee-bucks
  • “Hey Hey, We’re The Monkees (Thrash Remix)” by The Monkees
  • “Suck My Fuckin’ Shit” by The Monkees
  • Tommy and Sally’s regular 1960s courtship
  • “Sally, My Best Girl” by The Dinner Platters
  • “Fuck Dem Tiddies, Yeah” by Big Tony
  • “Sweet Georgie Girl” by The Dinner Platters ft. Big Tony
  • Tommy, Sally and Big Tony at the sock-hop in 1963
  • Casey Kasem’s Top 5 Hits of 1963
  • “Kiss Me On The Regular Lips” by Tammy and The Poodle Skirts
  • “Un, Deux, Trois” by the Serviettes 
  • “Jesus Slayed All The Puss” by Elvis Presley 
  • Elvis Press Conference
  • “Sit With Me Under The Cherry Tree” by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
  • “Enlist Your Fist (Smooch My Gooch)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates
  • The Terminator takes Sarah Connor to the 1960’s
  • Patron Spotlight: How do you feel about audiophiles? 
  • How do you change chords without looking?
  • “Start With F” by Morrissey 
  • Pete Wentz is a Pete Dunce (bass-wise)
  • We got presents from Noise Bois! 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates
]]> full 36 1 Put a trash bag over your head, and sinch it with a rubber band, because THIS is the Halloween (adjacent) episode of The Noise Hole, and YOUR costume is “Trash Ghost.” This SPOOOOKIEST of episodes only features MAX SPOOKS for the first ten-ish minutes, then the ENTIRE REST of it is about 1960’s doowop music… which SHOULD scare the living shits out of your ass. It’s less of a treat, and more of a trick, but you knew the deal when you knocked on our door.

  • “Spooky Candy Time” by 2LittleBois
  • Officer RegularHead vs. The Headburgler
  • “Fried Egg On A Hamburger” by 2LittleBois
  • Dave’s dark magic dental adventure
  • Harry Potter and The Ghost What Eats Your Shit
  • “Talkin’ ‘Bout Rock & Roll” by Rush
  • Where are the old-ass, original metalheads? 
  • “Sherry” by Some 60s Pop Quartet 
  • The remaining Monkees lose their Monkee-bucks
  • “Hey Hey, We’re The Monkees (Thrash Remix)” by The Monkees
  • “Suck My Fuckin’ Shit” by The Monkees
  • Tommy and Sally’s regular 1960s courtship
  • “Sally, My Best Girl” by The Dinner Platters
  • “Fuck Dem Tiddies, Yeah” by Big Tony
  • “Sweet Georgie Girl” by The Dinner Platters ft. Big Tony
  • Tommy, Sally and Big Tony at the sock-hop in 1963
  • Casey Kasem’s Top 5 Hits of 1963
  • “Kiss Me On The Regular Lips” by Tammy and The Poodle Skirts
  • “Un, Deux, Trois” by the Serviettes 
  • “Jesus Slayed All The Puss” by Elvis Presley 
  • Elvis Press Conference
  • “Sit With Me Under The Cherry Tree” by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
  • “Enlist Your Fist (Smooch My Gooch)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates
  • The Terminator takes Sarah Connor to the 1960’s
  • Patron Spotlight: How do you feel about audiophiles? 
  • How do you change chords without looking?
  • “Start With F” by Morrissey 
  • Pete Wentz is a Pete Dunce (bass-wise)
  • We got presents from Noise Bois! 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Tommy and The Dinner Plates
]]> yes no 1:33:31 Yes no 35 – I’m Sick To Death of All These Rockers http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/35-im-sick-to-death-of-all-these-rockers/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9208 Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit The Hole today, no thanks to GARY!

  • “Photograph Psychopath” by Nickelback
  • An update on Gary’s smoking
  • Noise Bois carving Jack-Hole-Lanterns!!!
  • “The Ballad Of The Pumps” by The Noise Bois (as portrayed by Dave)
  • “Listen To Photograph” by Nickelback
  • CHADchat: A visit from Chad Kroeger and Stevearino
  • “Look At This Chart” by Nickelback
  • “Listen To Photograph” by Nickelback
  • “Nothing Else Matters Is A Pretty Good Song” by Metallica
  • “Another Green Day Song” by Green Day
  • “The Biggest Hit Of All Time” by Nickelback fr. Green Day
  • “Look At This Spider-Man” by Nickelback
  • “Listen To Clutch” by Nickelback
  • “Lo Mein Protests” by Nickelback
  • “Fart Sniffing Creep” by Radiohead
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Radiohead
  • Iggy Pop’s spider smokin’ fiasco
  • “Lust For Spiders” by Iggy Pop
  • “Look At This Iggy Pop” by Nickelback
  • “Look At These Lovely Boys” by Morrissey
  • “Look At These Lovely Boys (Reprise)” by Morrissey
  • Patreon Spotlight: Does rock and roll need drugs?
  • Beatles Reminisce featuring John and Paul
  • “Ringo Gave Me A Ride” by The Beatles
  • “I’m Going To Self-Immolate” by The Beatles
  • “Sweaty Child’o Mine” by Sloshy Slash
  • Ozzy and Sharon return, uninvited
  • What do the Noise Boi’s parents think?
  • Now THAT’s what Dave calls music! 
  • “Enter Dave’s Mom” by Metallica
  • The Insufferable and Hyper-Specific Croonery of Seth McFarlane
  • “Look At This Family Guy” by Nickelback ft. The Griffins
  • Elton John confronts his mean mum
  • More Family Guy talk for some god damn reason
  • “Look At This Patreon” by Nickelback
  • “Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee With A Loving Mother?” by The Bouyees
  • “Why’s Our Dads A Couple of Drug Addicts?” by The Bouyees ft. Jack Black and Peter Griffin
]]> full 35 1 Noise Bois, you’re going to have to forgive us as we indulge in this Nickelback-heavy Noise Hole. It’s a thing, it happened, let’s get past it. It’s like Soylent for your ears. It keeps you alive, but no one’s actually enjoying themselves. Also a seemingly NEVER ENDING train of rock stars, living and dead, visit The Hole today, no thanks to GARY!

  • “Photograph Psychopath” by Nickelback
  • An update on Gary’s smoking
  • Noise Bois carving Jack-Hole-Lanterns!!!
  • “The Ballad Of The Pumps” by The Noise Bois (as portrayed by Dave)
  • “Listen To Photograph” by Nickelback
  • CHADchat: A visit from Chad Kroeger and Stevearino
  • “Look At This Chart” by Nickelback
  • “Listen To Photograph” by Nickelback
  • “Nothing Else Matters Is A Pretty Good Song” by Metallica
  • “Another Green Day Song” by Green Day
  • “The Biggest Hit Of All Time” by Nickelback fr. Green Day
  • “Look At This Spider-Man” by Nickelback
  • “Listen To Clutch” by Nickelback
  • “Lo Mein Protests” by Nickelback
  • “Fart Sniffing Creep” by Radiohead
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Radiohead
  • Iggy Pop’s spider smokin’ fiasco
  • “Lust For Spiders” by Iggy Pop
  • “Look At This Iggy Pop” by Nickelback
  • “Look At These Lovely Boys” by Morrissey
  • “Look At These Lovely Boys (Reprise)” by Morrissey
  • Patreon Spotlight: Does rock and roll need drugs?
  • Beatles Reminisce featuring John and Paul
  • “Ringo Gave Me A Ride” by The Beatles
  • “I’m Going To Self-Immolate” by The Beatles
  • “Sweaty Child’o Mine” by Sloshy Slash
  • Ozzy and Sharon return, uninvited
  • What do the Noise Boi’s parents think?
  • Now THAT’s what Dave calls music! 
  • “Enter Dave’s Mom” by Metallica
  • The Insufferable and Hyper-Specific Croonery of Seth McFarlane
  • “Look At This Family Guy” by Nickelback ft. The Griffins
  • Elton John confronts his mean mum
  • More Family Guy talk for some god damn reason
  • “Look At This Patreon” by Nickelback
  • “Why Can’t I Be A Bouyee With A Loving Mother?” by The Bouyees
  • “Why’s Our Dads A Couple of Drug Addicts?” by The Bouyees ft. Jack Black and Peter Griffin
]]> yes no 1:24:52 Yes no 34 – Fish Hooked By Hummus Dildos http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/34-fish-hooked-by-hummus-dildos/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9209 Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty little drum goblin.

  • “Autumn Song (Daddy’s Attic Photos)” by Penfold or Mineral
  • “When A Father Gives His Son A Gimp Mask” by Penfold or Mineral
  • “Spinning A Surreptitious Dildo” by Dashboard Confessional
  • Back when Emo got a thesaurus 
  • “Illuminated With Fairy Lights” by Dashboard Confessional 
  • “Just Chill (When My Wife Goes To Bed)” by Some Other 90s Emo Band
  • “A Man Needs Hummus” by Country Dave and The Sandwich Fingerers
  • “I’ve Guy 2 Questions” by Travis Dangler and The Wrangler Strangers
  • Gary gets caught being VERY NAUGHTY!
  • You can’t get funky in a minor key
  • “3-Way Conversation” by Bassy Jake and The Funky Spunk Monks
  • Revisiting the idea that “jazz sucks” 
  • Signing up for higher frequency laughs
  • Jazz chat in a smokey club
  • Smoldering opinions on The Moldy Peaches
  • “The Matrix” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Schindler’s List” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Cape Fear” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Terminator 2” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • The Moldy Peaches do some movie pitches to Stevearino
  • “Forrest Gump” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Joel Watson” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • Dave’s moldy flashback to 2009
  • “Somewhere Out There (it’s Dave)” by Joelvel Mousekewitz
  • “Somewhere Out There” by 70’s Tom Waits
  • When your Internet man gets sad
  • “Cheering Up Tom Waits” by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Our Best Boys” by 70’s Tom Waits
  • All The Noise Bois are Trains
  • Dave and Joel’s worst experiences holding a guitar
  • “I’ll Apologize” by young Joel
  • “Baby, I Don’t Have A Lot Going On” by young Dave
  • “Show Me Your Tits” by Blink-182
  • “Lord, Oh Lord, You Gotta Show Me Them Titties” a traditional spiritual hymn
  • “I’m In The Lord’s Titty Army” by Dave and The Proddies
  • “Our God Has Some Awesome Tits” by Joel and The Wednesday Night Youth Group
  • “Our Lord Has Some Awesome Tits” by System of A Down
  • “Toxcicitine” by System of A Down ft. Gary
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Moldy Peaches ft. 70’s Tom Waits
]]> full 34 1 Sink them teeth into a moldy-ass peach, cuz them Noise Bois, Dave and Joel, are kicking out some low key, low energy, low effort jams Juno soundtrack style. They also dig in their spurs, and get in touch with their country side again. And Gary? HOOOBOY, does Gary get in trouble. He’s been a naughty little drum goblin.

  • “Autumn Song (Daddy’s Attic Photos)” by Penfold or Mineral
  • “When A Father Gives His Son A Gimp Mask” by Penfold or Mineral
  • “Spinning A Surreptitious Dildo” by Dashboard Confessional
  • Back when Emo got a thesaurus 
  • “Illuminated With Fairy Lights” by Dashboard Confessional 
  • “Just Chill (When My Wife Goes To Bed)” by Some Other 90s Emo Band
  • “A Man Needs Hummus” by Country Dave and The Sandwich Fingerers
  • “I’ve Guy 2 Questions” by Travis Dangler and The Wrangler Strangers
  • Gary gets caught being VERY NAUGHTY!
  • You can’t get funky in a minor key
  • “3-Way Conversation” by Bassy Jake and The Funky Spunk Monks
  • Revisiting the idea that “jazz sucks” 
  • Signing up for higher frequency laughs
  • Jazz chat in a smokey club
  • Smoldering opinions on The Moldy Peaches
  • “The Matrix” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Schindler’s List” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Cape Fear” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Terminator 2” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • The Moldy Peaches do some movie pitches to Stevearino
  • “Forrest Gump” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Joel Watson” theme by The Moldy Peaches
  • Dave’s moldy flashback to 2009
  • “Somewhere Out There (it’s Dave)” by Joelvel Mousekewitz
  • “Somewhere Out There” by 70’s Tom Waits
  • When your Internet man gets sad
  • “Cheering Up Tom Waits” by The Moldy Peaches
  • “Our Best Boys” by 70’s Tom Waits
  • All The Noise Bois are Trains
  • Dave and Joel’s worst experiences holding a guitar
  • “I’ll Apologize” by young Joel
  • “Baby, I Don’t Have A Lot Going On” by young Dave
  • “Show Me Your Tits” by Blink-182
  • “Lord, Oh Lord, You Gotta Show Me Them Titties” a traditional spiritual hymn
  • “I’m In The Lord’s Titty Army” by Dave and The Proddies
  • “Our God Has Some Awesome Tits” by Joel and The Wednesday Night Youth Group
  • “Our Lord Has Some Awesome Tits” by System of A Down
  • “Toxcicitine” by System of A Down ft. Gary
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Moldy Peaches ft. 70’s Tom Waits
]]> yes no 1:38:50 Yes no 33 – John Lennon’s Lethal Nipples http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/33-john-lennons-lethal-nipples/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9210 What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois!

  • “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B
  • Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an airplane
  • Dave and Joel are pretty bad at Australian accents
  • “The Ballad of Me Fake Accent” by John Lennon
  • “It’s Sunny Outside” by Paul McCartney
  • “I’m Carrot Paul” by John Lennon
  • “My Name Is John” by Paul McCartney
  • “I’ve Been Plotting Your Death” by Paul McCartney
  • Dueling John Lennons
  • “Happiness Is A Warm Gun with The Safety On, Mark David Chapman” by John Lennon
  • “Lethal Nipples” by The Beatles
  • Joel’s happy about his sparkly, jangly riff
  • Patreon Spotlight Question: What about “Weird Al” Yankovic?
  • The Bois are DIVIDED over “Weird Al” 
  • The Dark Knight: “Weird Al” Edition
  • Dave’s guitar on The Antiques Roadshow
  • Dave’s pleased with his new thrasy tone
  • Metallichat: S&M II 
  • Why do we rag on Metallica so hard? 
  • “Nothing Else Matters, Besides Our Patreon” by Metallica
  • Reverse Covers: Bob Dylan and Guns N’ Roses
  • Check in with The Bouyees
  • Check in with Morissey
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Morrissey
]]> full 33 1 What really broke up the Beatles? Was it Yoko? Band infighting? Or was it a plot so insidious that the very nipples on John Lennon’s chest weren’t safe from Paul’s ire? Also, LOTS of METALLICHAT-UH™. Dig in, Noise Bois!

  • “Airplane Friends” by Row 26, Seats A and B
  • Joel watched terrible, worthless movies on an airplane
  • Dave and Joel are pretty bad at Australian accents
  • “The Ballad of Me Fake Accent” by John Lennon
  • “It’s Sunny Outside” by Paul McCartney
  • “I’m Carrot Paul” by John Lennon
  • “My Name Is John” by Paul McCartney
  • “I’ve Been Plotting Your Death” by Paul McCartney
  • Dueling John Lennons
  • “Happiness Is A Warm Gun with The Safety On, Mark David Chapman” by John Lennon
  • “Lethal Nipples” by The Beatles
  • Joel’s happy about his sparkly, jangly riff
  • Patreon Spotlight Question: What about “Weird Al” Yankovic?
  • The Bois are DIVIDED over “Weird Al” 
  • The Dark Knight: “Weird Al” Edition
  • Dave’s guitar on The Antiques Roadshow
  • Dave’s pleased with his new thrasy tone
  • Metallichat: S&M II 
  • Why do we rag on Metallica so hard? 
  • “Nothing Else Matters, Besides Our Patreon” by Metallica
  • Reverse Covers: Bob Dylan and Guns N’ Roses
  • Check in with The Bouyees
  • Check in with Morissey
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Morrissey
]]> yes no 1:15:21 Yes no 32 – Rock & Roll Ambivalence http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/32-rock-and-roll-ambivalence/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9211 I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!!

  • “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer
  • John Mayer and Seal at Live 8
  • “Please Don’t Eat Me, Dude” by John Mayer and Seal 
  • Dave and Joel dive into the Noise Hole Actual
  • “The Ballad of Beautiful Noise Bois” by Dave McElfatrick
  • Dave defends Subway subway sandwiches
  • “A Message to The Leaders of The Free World” by Subway
  • Joel’s memories of Audioslave at Live 8
  • Green Day sells out to the NHL?
  • “Hockeycase” by Green Day
  • “Hockey Of The Day” by Metallica
  • Metallichat: James’s addiction relapse / Does being a millionaire destroy your rock/metal/punk cred?
  • Empathy for celebrity addicts vs. regular dickheads
  • Paul Rogers and Bad Mittens
  • Can music festivals save the Earth?
  • Rock & Roll Ambivalence with Van Halen
  • Van Halen isn’t allowed to play covers
  • “Smells Like Teen Spirit (Baby)” by Van Halen
  • “Jamie’s Cryin’’ by Nirvana 
  • Rock & Roll Conspiracies: Manic Street Preachers edition
  • “Messy Nessy” by Manic Street Preachers ft. Snotty Punks
  • “In The Beginning” by Johnny Boogers and Tony Skidmark
  • Dave’s fake snotty punk rock band, The Shits
  • “Your Granny’s Fanny” by The Shits
  • “Clint Eastwood” by The Shits
  • “Hashpipe” by The Shits
  • “Alive” by The Shits
  • The Shits are too crazy for Ozzy
  • “Crazy Train” by The Shits
  • “Fuck Gary” by The Shits
  • “Kiss From A Rose” by The Shits
  • “Thomas Campbell” by The Shits
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Shits
  • “Little Bastard” by The Shits
]]> full 32 1 I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!!

  • “I’m A Hungry Boy” by John Mayer
  • John Mayer and Seal at Live 8
  • “Please Don’t Eat Me, Dude” by John Mayer and Seal 
  • Dave and Joel dive into the Noise Hole Actual
  • “The Ballad of Beautiful Noise Bois” by Dave McElfatrick
  • Dave defends Subway subway sandwiches
  • “A Message to The Leaders of The Free World” by Subway
  • Joel’s memories of Audioslave at Live 8
  • Green Day sells out to the NHL?
  • “Hockeycase” by Green Day
  • “Hockey Of The Day” by Metallica
  • Metallichat: James’s addiction relapse / Does being a millionaire destroy your rock/metal/punk cred?
  • Empathy for celebrity addicts vs. regular dickheads
  • Paul Rogers and Bad Mittens
  • Can music festivals save the Earth?
  • Rock & Roll Ambivalence with Van Halen
  • Van Halen isn’t allowed to play covers
  • “Smells Like Teen Spirit (Baby)” by Van Halen
  • “Jamie’s Cryin’’ by Nirvana 
  • Rock & Roll Conspiracies: Manic Street Preachers edition
  • “Messy Nessy” by Manic Street Preachers ft. Snotty Punks
  • “In The Beginning” by Johnny Boogers and Tony Skidmark
  • Dave’s fake snotty punk rock band, The Shits
  • “Your Granny’s Fanny” by The Shits
  • “Clint Eastwood” by The Shits
  • “Hashpipe” by The Shits
  • “Alive” by The Shits
  • The Shits are too crazy for Ozzy
  • “Crazy Train” by The Shits
  • “Fuck Gary” by The Shits
  • “Kiss From A Rose” by The Shits
  • “Thomas Campbell” by The Shits
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Shits
  • “Little Bastard” by The Shits
]]> yes no 1:24:48 Yes no 31 – Does This Rankle With You? http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/31-does-this-rankle-with-you/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9212 It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

  • “The Rise Of The Machines” by Jazzy Fruit Johnson and Self Checkout-bot 3000
  • “Glenn, What’s Your Job Today?” by Danzig 
  • “My Hair!” by Danzig
  • “I’m A Snake” by Danzig
  • “I’m Not Eating Cum Anymore (For A Job)” by Danzig
  • What to do if your house gets infested with Danzigs
  • “Tacos!” by Danzig
  • The legend of GlennHelsing
  • “The Danzigs Are Flying” by Terrified Villagers
  • “It’s Danzig Night” by Terrified Villagers fr. Iron Maiden 
  • “It’s Danzig Night” as covered by Ozzy Osbourne 
  • Glenn Danzig asks Ozzy and Sharon for a job
  • Sharon Osbourne is a time witch
  • “My Skills” by Danzig ft. Ozzy Osbourne
  • Ozzy and Sharon have a job for Glenn
  • Ozzy calls Tony Iomi on the Time Phone
  • “Randy Plane” by Ozzy Osbourne 
  • Tony Warns Ozzy of terrible things to come
  • “The Two Jobs I Can’t Do” by Danzig
  • Ozzy finally finds a job that Glenn will do
  • “Ozzy, You Can Count On Me” by Danzig
  • “Lymph Nodes” by Danzig
  • Translating Pee Wee Herman to Mr. Bean
  • What if the Ramones played Beatles songs?
  • The Beatles’ “Yesterday” by The Ramones
  • “(Hey Ho!) You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away” by The Ramones
  • The Noise Hole was designed to channel psychic energy 
  • “Choose The Form of Your Destructor” by Bowie The Bozerian 
  • “Thanks, Everybody / Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Ramones
]]> full 31 1 It seems the Noise Bois were worried about Glenn Danzig’s employment situation, so Dave and Joel checked in and got WAY MORE than they bargained for. It’s a Danzig-centric episode, with bits of Ozzy and The Ramones tossed in for flavor. The word of the week is “rankled.” When someone says “rankled,” remember to SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

  • “The Rise Of The Machines” by Jazzy Fruit Johnson and Self Checkout-bot 3000
  • “Glenn, What’s Your Job Today?” by Danzig 
  • “My Hair!” by Danzig
  • “I’m A Snake” by Danzig
  • “I’m Not Eating Cum Anymore (For A Job)” by Danzig
  • What to do if your house gets infested with Danzigs
  • “Tacos!” by Danzig
  • The legend of GlennHelsing
  • “The Danzigs Are Flying” by Terrified Villagers
  • “It’s Danzig Night” by Terrified Villagers fr. Iron Maiden 
  • “It’s Danzig Night” as covered by Ozzy Osbourne 
  • Glenn Danzig asks Ozzy and Sharon for a job
  • Sharon Osbourne is a time witch
  • “My Skills” by Danzig ft. Ozzy Osbourne
  • Ozzy and Sharon have a job for Glenn
  • Ozzy calls Tony Iomi on the Time Phone
  • “Randy Plane” by Ozzy Osbourne 
  • Tony Warns Ozzy of terrible things to come
  • “The Two Jobs I Can’t Do” by Danzig
  • Ozzy finally finds a job that Glenn will do
  • “Ozzy, You Can Count On Me” by Danzig
  • “Lymph Nodes” by Danzig
  • Translating Pee Wee Herman to Mr. Bean
  • What if the Ramones played Beatles songs?
  • The Beatles’ “Yesterday” by The Ramones
  • “(Hey Ho!) You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away” by The Ramones
  • The Noise Hole was designed to channel psychic energy 
  • “Choose The Form of Your Destructor” by Bowie The Bozerian 
  • “Thanks, Everybody / Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Ramones
]]> yes no 1:07:25 Yes no 30 – Time To Call It Quits http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/30-time-to-call-it-quits/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9213 Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music!

  • “College Is Expensive” by A Regular American Family
  • “I’ll Carry You (Like A Swan)” by A Less Regular American Family
  • Joel’s parents stole his college money
  • “My Daddy Probably Spent It On Drugs” by Primal Scream
  • Which bands should call it quits?
  • “My Dick’s Not Very Big” by 1996 Weezer
  • Patrick Wilson from Weezer is a cartoon duck, it seems
  • “You Smiled At Me (I Pissed My Jeans)” by 1996 Weezer
  • “My Pants Are Filled With Love (And Piss)” by 2001 Weezer
  • “Let’s Do All The Fuckin’ Pills” by 2002 Weezer
  • “My Life’s So Fuckin’ Lit” by 2010 Weezer
  • Green Day’s rock and roll trajectory
  • “I’m Feeling A Little Fat” by Billie Joe Armstrong
  • “286” by Green Day
  • Dave hates music videos with stories
  • Joel loves music videos with simple gimmicks 
  • “Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit has the best video
  • The Foo Fighters make GREAT videos
  • Shitty band lineages 
  • “The Ballad of Me Patreon” a traditional Irish Folk Ballad
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Blur
]]> full 30 1 Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music!

  • “College Is Expensive” by A Regular American Family
  • “I’ll Carry You (Like A Swan)” by A Less Regular American Family
  • Joel’s parents stole his college money
  • “My Daddy Probably Spent It On Drugs” by Primal Scream
  • Which bands should call it quits?
  • “My Dick’s Not Very Big” by 1996 Weezer
  • Patrick Wilson from Weezer is a cartoon duck, it seems
  • “You Smiled At Me (I Pissed My Jeans)” by 1996 Weezer
  • “My Pants Are Filled With Love (And Piss)” by 2001 Weezer
  • “Let’s Do All The Fuckin’ Pills” by 2002 Weezer
  • “My Life’s So Fuckin’ Lit” by 2010 Weezer
  • Green Day’s rock and roll trajectory
  • “I’m Feeling A Little Fat” by Billie Joe Armstrong
  • “286” by Green Day
  • Dave hates music videos with stories
  • Joel loves music videos with simple gimmicks 
  • “Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit has the best video
  • The Foo Fighters make GREAT videos
  • Shitty band lineages 
  • “The Ballad of Me Patreon” a traditional Irish Folk Ballad
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Blur
]]> yes no 1:09:25 Yes no 29 – Swedish Hotdog Baseball http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/29-swedish-hotdog-baseball/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9214 This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT!

  • “Why Do I Stay?” by Miserable Son Of A Bitch 
  • “I’m A Little Clever Shit” - Traditional Irish Folk Song 
  • How do you stop stopping when learning guitar? 
  • “Pickin’ & Choosin’” by The Mississippi Indecisive Boys
  • “Impressing Girls With Your Guitar Skills” by The Cranberries
  • “She’s Got Hot Legs” by AC/DC
  • Chugging Metallica riffs to impress your friends
  • Being good at guitar is easier than being a good singer
  • MetalliCHAT: S&M II
  • “The Swedish National Anthem” by The Prime Minister Of Sweden
  • “The Swedish National Anthem” by Mariah Carey 
  • Swedish Hot Dog Baseball
  • Metallica’s cinematic video for Mission Impossible 2 destroys San Francisco
  • Kirk Hammet is a mischievous goblin
  • Gary clarifies Kevin’s parentage… sort of 
  • Your standard Stone Gossard riffs
  • “Yeah’a Naw Haw” by Eddie Vedder 
  • “Eddie Vedder’s An Owl” by Pearl Jam
  • What’s the deal with Creed?
  • “With Cloaca Open” by Creed
  • “I’ve Got That Church Money” by Creed
  • “This Is Safe Rock” by Creed
  • “The Doors Are Open” by Scott Stapp
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Metallica
]]> full 29 1 This is The Noise Hole’s final episode in its youthful 20s. Next week it will enter it’s dirty 30s, and then it’ll REALLY start to sleep around and get fucked up. This week, Dave and Joel answer Noise Boi questions about staying motivated, and Creed, AND they do a solid 30 minutes of MetalliCHAT!

  • “Why Do I Stay?” by Miserable Son Of A Bitch 
  • “I’m A Little Clever Shit” - Traditional Irish Folk Song 
  • How do you stop stopping when learning guitar? 
  • “Pickin’ & Choosin’” by The Mississippi Indecisive Boys
  • “Impressing Girls With Your Guitar Skills” by The Cranberries
  • “She’s Got Hot Legs” by AC/DC
  • Chugging Metallica riffs to impress your friends
  • Being good at guitar is easier than being a good singer
  • MetalliCHAT: S&M II
  • “The Swedish National Anthem” by The Prime Minister Of Sweden
  • “The Swedish National Anthem” by Mariah Carey 
  • Swedish Hot Dog Baseball
  • Metallica’s cinematic video for Mission Impossible 2 destroys San Francisco
  • Kirk Hammet is a mischievous goblin
  • Gary clarifies Kevin’s parentage… sort of 
  • Your standard Stone Gossard riffs
  • “Yeah’a Naw Haw” by Eddie Vedder 
  • “Eddie Vedder’s An Owl” by Pearl Jam
  • What’s the deal with Creed?
  • “With Cloaca Open” by Creed
  • “I’ve Got That Church Money” by Creed
  • “This Is Safe Rock” by Creed
  • “The Doors Are Open” by Scott Stapp
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Metallica
]]> yes no 1:10:24 Yes no 28 – I’m Going To The Top, So I Can Hit The Bottom http://hijinksensue.com/podcast/28-im-going-to-the-top-so-i-can-hit-the-bottom/ http://hijinksensue.com/?post_type=podcast&p=9215 Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a piano into the Noise Hole to make him more comfortable.

  • “A Bean-filled Galleon” by The Down and Dirty Transportation Boys
  • “Goodbye Dildo Bike” by Elton John
  • “Eat Your Mother’s Ass” by Queen
  • “Tie Your Muffler Down” by Roger Taylor of Queen
  • Every junkie rock star has the same life story
  • “I’m Gonna Suck and Fuck (And Screw)” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Suck and Fuck”, an entirely different song by KISS
  • “Piss In My Jorts” by Alice In Chains from Piss, the Alice in Chains Rock Biopic
  • Elton John has a fancy hat to suit your tastes
  • “Goodbye Alien Queen” by Elton John
  • Rocketman succeeds where Bohemian Rhapsody fails
  • Freddie Mercury was an angel-voiced horndog
  • “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye, Bowl of Cum” by Elton John 
  • “Daddy Boy and Stupid Son” by Elton John 
  • “Fuck U Pay ME” by Bernie Taupin (as performed by Elton John) 
  • “Gary’s Song” by Elton John 
  • “Sarah Connor” by Elton John
  • Nurture the Elton Johns in your garden
  • The Queen finally snaps and eats her Corgis
  • “Queen Aid” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye Queenie Pooch” by Elton John 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Elton John
]]> full 28 1 Joel just saw the Elton John biopic Rocketman, and Dave wants to know how it stacks up to other rock biopics like Bohemian Rhapsody, and Kickstart My Heart. Spoilers: It’s a lot better than those two. This week the bois are joined by special guest, Reginald Dwight, AKA Sir Elton John! They even carted a piano into the Noise Hole to make him more comfortable.

  • “A Bean-filled Galleon” by The Down and Dirty Transportation Boys
  • “Goodbye Dildo Bike” by Elton John
  • “Eat Your Mother’s Ass” by Queen
  • “Tie Your Muffler Down” by Roger Taylor of Queen
  • Every junkie rock star has the same life story
  • “I’m Gonna Suck and Fuck (And Screw)” by KISS
  • “I Wanna Suck and Fuck”, an entirely different song by KISS
  • “Piss In My Jorts” by Alice In Chains from Piss, the Alice in Chains Rock Biopic
  • Elton John has a fancy hat to suit your tastes
  • “Goodbye Alien Queen” by Elton John
  • Rocketman succeeds where Bohemian Rhapsody fails
  • Freddie Mercury was an angel-voiced horndog
  • “Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye, Bowl of Cum” by Elton John 
  • “Daddy Boy and Stupid Son” by Elton John 
  • “Fuck U Pay ME” by Bernie Taupin (as performed by Elton John) 
  • “Gary’s Song” by Elton John 
  • “Sarah Connor” by Elton John
  • Nurture the Elton Johns in your garden
  • The Queen finally snaps and eats her Corgis
  • “Queen Aid” by Elton John 
  • “Goodbye Queenie Pooch” by Elton John 
  • “Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Elton John
]]> yes no 1:10:09 Yes no