“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I am sort of obsessed with the VH1 Classic show Metal Evolution. It chronicles the origins of metal from the earliest Celto-Scandinavian troll worshiping proto-Druids to today’s loud and angry angry-loud dudes, and ties it all together with lineage charts, moon phases, farmer’s almanacs, bundles of sage and [...]
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Archive for ‘January, 2012’
You’re The Last Of The Timelords, Charlie Brown I’m not saying I fucked your washing machine. I’m just implying that in about 9 months there might be a litter of baby appliances running around your kitchen that look a lot like a cross between me and your Kenmore Elite Front Load. I have been known [...]
You’re The Last Of The Timelords, Charlie Brown Your foreign policy record is questionable at best, and you have yet to form a coherent theory as to where Nina Sharp’s true allegiance lies. What makes you think you can lead this country? Sorry, non-Fringe fans. Not because you don’t get this comic, but because you [...]
“Winter Is Coming” shirts are now IN THE STORE!!! [based on this comic] Thanks to Lar, who inspired this comic via a twitter exchange a couple of weeks ago. Lar has some AMAZING prints for sale, including all 11 Doctors as totes adorbs bunnies. There is a sort of reality distortion field for geeks that [...]
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! Alternate Titles (by me and Kris Wilson): “Remember Remember November December Cucumber,” “I Ain’t No 4CHANate Son,” “4CHAN Favors The Brave,” “MegaUpsplode,” “Remember Remember Dikembe Mutombo” and “Remember Remember Dismember Friendster.” [Context for those who need it] I, uhh… have [...]
The HIJINKS ENSUE STORE Is where you can buy stuff that I made! It supports me and my family and keeps this littler operation going. The Jonathan Coulton Cruise, JoCo Cruise Crazy II, is only a month away! Do you see my pants? Do you see how excited they are! EXCITEDPANTS! A few more things you should know [...]
“George Hurt You” shirts are in the store!!! I like to imagine that if Jorge Garcia and Sam Niel backed out of J.J. Abrams‘ Alcatraz due to extreme insulaphobia, the producers would just go down the list of combination Lost and Jurrasic Park stars. First they would ask Matthew Fox and Jeff Goldblum, then Evangeline [...]
BIG ASS 11×17 PRINTS ARE IN THE HIJINKS ENSUE PRINT SHOP! You can even get a big ass print of the Doctor Who/ MST3K comic. I know I’m a late adopter, but I just got my first Blu-Ray player in December. Having amassed and subsequently ripped/server stored/eBay’d a rather sizable DVD collection, I thought I was [...]
Fighting Time Lords hoodies are at Sharksplode right now! Wibbly Wobbly Hoodie Warmy! Hell yes, I want to see Liam Neeson punch-fuck a bunch of stupid wolves to death! Is there anything that can’t be improved by having Liam Neeson murder it? The Grey answers that question with a resounding, howling-KrrACK-then-gurgling NO! I would watch a [...]
Somewhere In Time And Relative Dimension In Space
by Joel on January 11, 2012 at 5:44 amJust before The Doctor saves the planet, that bitch Harriet Jones jerks it out from under him. ARRRRRRRGH! I owe a lot to Mystery Science Theater 3000. In all honesty I owe my job to that show. I didn’t realize it at the time, but every episode of MST3K I saw as a kid [...]










