[I am contemplating whether I want to write a post about Transformers: Dance With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight, or just tie Josh's dick to a railroad track for making me sit through it. If you refresh this page later and see a post, you will know my decision.]
- A REVIEW OF THE DARK OF THE MOON by my friend David Willis
- Recycled Bayhem: Transformers 3 reused a chase scene from The Island
- 10 demented moments from the original Transformers cartoon
- Is Transformers: Headmasters more ridiculous than the Michael Bay movies?
STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I can make some big, exciting changes. [READ MORE HERE] In the meantime you can still get shirts from Sharksplode and HE Book 2 from this very site.