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Eli’s Bachelor Party Fancy Photo Comic

by Joel on March 31, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Posted In: Comics

The beef Jerky bourbon actually tasted less like God's tears and more like Satan's jizz.

AND MY AXE! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. YOU SHOULD GO PREORDER SHORTPACKED BOOK 4 by my friend DAVID WILLIS. THIS IS MY COMMANDMENT. YOU SHOULD ALSO GO BID ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER THAT ME AND A BUNCH OF OTHER ARTISTS DREW ON AT [...]

└ Tags: photo-comics

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Abracadaver

by Joel on March 29, 2011 at 11:45 pm

Posted In: Comics

'CSI: Hogwarts' starring the unforgivable David Crucio.

AND MY AXE! THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots. If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on [...]

└ Tags: 17th precinct, battlestar galactica, csi: miami, harry potter, ron d. moore, scifi, tv

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Moore’s Law

by Joel on March 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm

Posted In: Comics

[ALTERNATE TITLE: The Casting Cross] - Does he really have to read for the part at this point? Aren't they writing it with him in mind?

TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 82 – C2E2 2011 Webcomics Rountable featuring: Joel Watson of HijiNKS ENSUE, Kris Wilson and Rob DenBleyker of Cyanide and Happiness, Ryan Sohmer of Least I Could Do, and Danielle Corsetto from Girls With Slingshots. If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times [...]

└ Tags: 17th precinct, battlestar galactica, jesus, ron d. moore, scifi, tv

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Regional Nomenclature

by Joel on March 25, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Posted In: Comics, Lo-FiJINKS

The traditional Australian family structure, or Blood Clan, goes Captain Walker [Father], Mrs. Walker [Mother], Bruce [Son or Shark], Girl Bruce [Daughter] and Tina Turner [Grandmother]. Australian Grandfathers were hunted to extinction by Paul Hogen and have since been outlawed.

└ Tags: anna torv, australia, fox, fringe, rupert murdoch, scifi, tv

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C2E2 2011 Fancy Photo-Comic Part 2

by Joel on March 24, 2011 at 1:34 am

Posted In: Comics

I can smell your tears, little one, and they smell like humiliation and defeat. I wish to drink deep of your sorrow. Of your brokenness. You have no choice but to bestow this black gift unto me. So cry, little one. Sooooooo cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. I’m heading out this morning to talk to a local high school art class about making comics. I think it’s part of the D.A.R.E. program. Drawing dicks Always Rapes Eyeballs or some such. Please enjoy this Fancy Photo-Comic featuring [...]

└ Tags: batman, c2e2, chicago, conventions, david willis, photo-comics

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C2E2 2011 Fancy Photo-Comic Part 1

by Joel on March 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Posted In: Comics

Now you just set the tip on fire and throw them at the other tables. LOOK OUT NORMALS! IT'S FLAMING PENIS MISSLE TIME!!!

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. Still sluggish from C2E2 and finishing up a freelance project that has to be done this week, so please enjoy this Fancy Photo-Comic featuring (all the way from Internet) Randy Milholland, Rob Denbleyker, Zach Weiner, Lar DeSouza, James [...]

└ Tags: c2e2, conventions, david willis, photo-comics

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C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 2

by Joel on March 22, 2011 at 11:49 pm

Posted In: Comics

I just want to be clear. David isn't wearing Dinobot underwear. That's what his penis actually looks like. He showed it to me. It was awful.

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. Here are some more nice pieces of paper which were ruined by me at C2E2 2011. I hope you enjoy them. COMMENTERS: It’s up to you this time. I’m still recovering from the trip and am not yet [...]

└ Tags: c2e2, chicago, conventions, david willis, invader zim, scientology, scifi, shortpacked, star trek, transformers, tv

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C2E2 2011 Fancy Sketches Part 1

by Joel on March 21, 2011 at 11:59 pm

Posted In: Comics

Is it like how the TARDIS makes everyone sound English? Does it also mask her rodent face so every person she encounters doesn't smash her with a brick?

EWOK STAAAAAARRREEEEEE!!! If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping times on THIS PAGE. I had an amazing time in Chicago. Special thanks to my boothmates Randy, David and Danielle. By our powers combined, we were… able to afford the booth. And have fun. And sell things to people. Some of whom [...]

└ Tags: angel, babylon 5, c2e2, chicago, conventions, deep space 9, movies, scifi, scott pilgrim, star trek, tv, twilight, unicorns

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Guest Comic By Tom Brazelton Of “Theater Hopper”

by Joel on March 17, 2011 at 12:03 am

Posted In: Comics

Guest Comic By Tom Brazelton Of “Theater Hopper”

C2E2 IN CHICAGO IS THIS WEEKEND!!! I will be there with Randy [Something*Positive], Danielle [Girls With Slingshots] and David [Shortpacked & Dumbing Of Age]! Read more about it HERE. TEAM EDWARD [James Olmos] THERE IS A NEW HE PODCAST!!! EPISODE 81 – DICK ISLAND If you preordered HE Book 2, please read the updated shipping [...]

└ Tags: beards, hijinks ensue guest comic, jonathan frakes, scifi, star trek, theater hopper, tom brazelton, tv

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