Comments on: First World Problems

By: flan

flan — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:42:11 +0000

haha it probably has nothing to do with it but it gave me this childhood flashback to this one episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w&NR…
but im probably just stupid

By: HijiNKS ENSUE – A Geek Webcomic – 3 Times A Week » Archive » I Am Edward Norton’s Inflamed Sense Of Rejection

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:00:34 +0000

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By: Moriarty70

Moriarty70 — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:27:32 +0000

Screw "Live Strong", you need to hunt down a "WWMD" bracelet. Because really this IS what McGyver would do.

By: geekygirluk

geekygirluk — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 11:45:11 +0000

Only if Jobs actually started spitting water….I'll leave that there, no one needs that mental image.

Of course they knew about it beforehand, just like they know most of this stuff beforehand. They just don't give a crap. The whole "Not a US customer? Screw You!" attitude of Apple should give everyone a clear idea of Apple's care for their customers. None!

They know that because they make 'cool' and 'market-leading' products that techy geeks and douchey trendoids will generally eat that shit up. Hell, I got tricked by the pretty with the second gen of iPods. £350, an iPod that won't charge, and NO help from retailer or Apple later, I learned my lesson and haven't touched an Apple product since.

By: Steve the Pocket

Steve the Pocket — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:30:26 +0000

Ugh, and to make matters worse, they started the conference with a viral video of some fanboy singing about how it's no big deal and the press are sensationalistic hyenas who blow stories out of proportion for the sake of ratings.

Seriously, can Apple get any douchier?

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 19:07:49 +0000

The Spongewhat now?

By: flan

flan — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 18:16:26 +0000

we all got the spongebob reference right? (just checking)

By: sosb

sosb — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 09:03:42 +0000

"Apple has never released an Apple sanctioned case for ANY Apple portable device since the inception of the iPod. In fact, Papa Steve has always taken a staunch, “Cases? We don’t need no stinkin’ cases,” approach to the issue.”

Apple iPad Case.

By: Like I would leave you with nothing to do on the weekend | My Spinning Plates

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:05:52 +0000

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By: The Unknown FB

The Unknown FB — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 02:26:07 +0000

Apple's out to make money on people that buy phones, and this is the one instance in what…the last decade or so?…that they as a mega-corp got caught with their pants down on any major product issue.

I think it's more that the phone doesn't work right because people aren't being good enough iFans of Apple…
Kneel Before Jobs! I mean, Zod!