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February 24th, 2010

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Thanks to Paul Southworth of Not Invented Here for informing me that John “Jim Halpert” Krasinski was in the running to play a goofily smirking Captain America [and for essentially coming up with the idea for this comic]. If you like this particular comic, why not email your favorite movie blog and send them a link to it? What could it hurt?

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  1. Eddie

    I dunno, if Rainn Wilson can play Dwight with a German accent and homicidal tendencies, I think he could work as the Red Skull.

  2. Christos

    Ι love the idea. It is so much out of the box, that it might actually work. And I love it when Hollywood transforms an actor to fit the part. Who knows, maybe we will be surprised.

    Imagine the subtle comedic chemistry with Robert Downey Jr. in "The Avengers"…

  3. James West

    I will continue to champion Jon Hamm for Captain America. (And by "champion" I mean yell at the internet).

  4. sonochamp

    Isn't Krasinski better suited to play Bucky, Captain America's old sidekick? Or are they giving that role to Michael Cera?

  5. jessie_monster

    Jon Hamm could play any superhero. I always liked Kevin Smith's idea of a Batman/Superman movie with Jon Hamm playing both parts.

  6. Didu

    So Chuck's Captain Awesome is out of the question now? I was rooting for him, just because the namesake!

    -D

  7. InkBlot

    He'd have to be holding a drink in his hand constantly. Then again, that's pretty much Bruce Wayne when he's not in the costume isn't it?

  8. santy

    THE KGB WILL WAIT FOR NO-ONE!

    The office is a concentrated can of laugh. Captain America… That's the WW2 Anti-nazi progaganda superhero, right? Krasinski could do that.

  9. Mutant Enemy

    Red Skull/Dwight is probably the scariest and simultaneously funniest thing I’ve seen.

  10. Gneekman

    Nit-pick time! The correct spelling of that word is "dummkopf". Just thought you should know ;D

  11. Evan

    You really captured the essence of Jim well in the last panel.

  12. J.P.

    Red Skull Dwight I buy….Captain Jim, not so much. It's not the smirk–hell, I think Matthew McConaughey would be the best–it's just that I can't see has anything but Jim. Whatever he's in, he's Jim Halpert to me.

  13. Schadenfreude. | So, seriously Marvel? Jim as Captain America?

    [...] me wrong. The burden of proof is now upon YOU. Because I will not pay to see this: Thanks HijiNKS Ensue for the crystallization of my [...]

  14. Duder

    I'm only vaguely aware of both subjects in today's comic and it still made me laugh. That's the sign of a quality product.

  15. Steve the Pocket

    Did you mean to spell "dummkopf" that way? Just wondering; you're usually good about proofreading the strip.

  16. hijinksensue

    I think Ryan the Temp or Andy would be a good choice.

  17. hijinksensue

    ill fix it. thanks!

  18. hijinksensue

    he reminds me of the aliens from Mars Attacks.

    MEH! MEHHHH!

  19. hijinksensue

    thanks. I got about a dozen reference photos to get the smirk right.

  20. hijinksensue

    "good about proofreading"?

    You must read it AFTER everyone else has already pointed out the typos.

  21. John Darc

    What I find funny is that IIRC (and I haven't watched the Office in years), in that episode (The US Pilot), Michael does a Hitler Impression with a name tag.

    It all comes full circle.

  22. bipolarbear

    Most annoying aliens EVER! (comic guy voice)

  23. bipolarbear

    So Captain America is gonna be stoned and shirtless the whole movie?

  24. bipolarbear

    The fancy bastards ARE the proof readers ;)

  25. LarrytheAcerbic

    not before posting tho

  26. lou

    Ho boy, where to begin? Joel, did you read the other actors in that io9 link? One of them is some douchebag from "Gossip Girl", and as I recall, Steve Rogers is the un-douche-iest super hero in the Marvel Universe! I would say Wilson Bethel, Michael Cassidy, and Mike Vogel are a better fit than Eyebrows McDouchebag. I would also be bold enough to nominate Chris Pine (Captain Kirk in STAR TREK) and Jensen Ackles (Dean Winchester on SUPERNATURAL) in the title role, with Krasinski or Zach Levi (CHUCK) as Bucky. Otherwise, great comic today. You been keeping up with the Captain America comics lately?

  27. thunderingblurb

    Ackles is PERFECT. Too bad half the actors are terribly cast. i'm suddenly terrified of this movie again.

    They had me at 'WWII setting' and 'nazi punching' and lost me at 'Gossip Girl'

  28. thunderingblurb

    PS = this comic is filled with super soldier win

  29. Kostas

    he could…

  30. Kschenke

    But justplainsomething.blogspot.com is my favorite movie blog…. and it's mine!

    *shameful promotion*

  31. Frank Zieglar

    Funny and you did a good job with the likenesses.

  32. Shortpacked! - Jim

    [...] Joel Watson of Hijinks Ensue (who is, coincidentally, one of the Best People in the World) had the very exact same idea for a strip and published his immediately.  Well, fuck.  Good show, Joel.  Good show.  So not only was I beaten to the punchline through [...]

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