The hobo baby’s name is Boxcar Chester A. Arthur. Hobaby? Babo? UDPATE: Yes, I know “Dr. Who” predates “Bill & Ted” by decades… that’s part of why I find the comparison amusing. #iloveexplainingthejoke This is why I don’t do continuity. Because if there were stories in HE they would all go like this comic. Also [...]
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Archive for ‘December, 2009’
[post coming later tonight. my home file server died last night and caused me a world of frustration, so everything on my itinerary is WAY backed up.] Thanks to Alex for giving me enough info about Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes to make a comic about it. He also said Holmes never once uttered “Elementary, My [...]
There is an entire narrative in my head where Ralphie’s dad comes in during the middle as Gny. Sgt. Hartman berating him while wielding a shard of leg lamp and a can of Simonize, then catches a fatal BB to the gut. Can’t wait for tomorrow when at least one cable channel will be running [...]
QUICK NOTES: Follow me on Twitter, why don’t you. The most recent post in THE VAULT show’s the rough sketch of Friday’s comic and some high res closeups of the backgrounds without characters and word balloons. DONATE to get access. I wonder if George Lucas went into Avatar thinking, “Heh, I’ll see Jimmy Cameron’s new [...]
Alternate Title: Blue-ty Call Why send in all the blue-cat hybrid clones, mech warriors, and hover tanks and such when you could just hire Tony Stark to fly in and repulsor ray the shit out of the Navi and secure Pandora’s rich mineral deposits for the good ol’ US of Earth (while simultaneously securing a [...]
SHIPPING UPDATE!!! Any (non-Topatoco) shirts you order from the HE Store now will absolutely not arrive by Dec. 24th. I just want to be clear about that. The goal is to have every US shirt ordered by Dec 4th arrive by Dec. 24th. That’s what the shipping deadline says on the order page and everyone [...]
Thank you to everyone that came out and said hi last weekend at Dragon’s Lair Comic and Fantasy in Austin, TX. I think all the cartoonists were in a agreement that it was a fantastically fun time. Special thanks to Alison for coordinating the event and running the 2 most entertaining panels I have ever [...]
The ONE Ring, that is. Stupid, fat Hobbitses. I… I don’t know. I watched Return of the King (AGAIN x Infinity) a week or so ago, then I saw the fall finale of Glee and I immediately became fixated on Gollum dancing in a black unitard. It’s a pretty safe bet that Beyonce’s ring and [...]
A nice online wizarding correspondence school sounds pretty good after 3 or 4 years of nearly dying horribly at the hands of ultimate evil, doesn’t it Harry? I bet you’d rather spend your educational hours in your boxers, eating Toasters Strudles in front of a laptop than struggling to survive against insurmountable odds while all [...]
[The comic is a rough draft for now. I've been really sick all week and had another ER visit last night for an allergic reaction to something (don't know what) that caused a crazy rash over most of my body. Yay for Steroids! The completed comic will be posted late tonight.] Josh also thinks Tina [...]








