If You Strike Me Down…
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August 19th, 2009

If You Strike Me Down…

Through sorcery and witchcraft (or possibly bitchcraft) Josh managed to get us (even Eli) hijinks-ensue-godspeed-you-fancy-bastard-book-300x300tickets to the 25 minute preview of James Cameron’s Avatar. Apparently the high demand for tickets made half the internet fall over and burst into flames. I’m not 100% sure of the details of this event, but rest assured that I will fill you in either during or after the showing. I do think it’s a little unusual to hype a movie up to the extent that fans are clambering for tickets to a portion of the film. It borders on hubris and we all know that when you have hubris, Hugh gets the tip of his penis cut off.

A couple of things:

  • I have been doing more live streams of comic drawing lately. Follow me on TWITTER to know when they will happen. I’ll answer your questions and we’ll listen to good music. It’s a fun time and brings back some of the community we lost when we stopped doing live podcast shows.
  • My mole inside the production of TRON: Legacy has sent me the ultimate geek trophy. Almost exactly a year ago, he bought a print of my TRON/Lebowski mashup comic to hang in their production office. Then the director saw it and ordered one too. I sent them a handful of prints and asked that if the chance ever arose to please get Jeff Bridges to sign one and send it back to me. LOW AND FUCKING BEHOLD, MAN. New shit has come to light!
  • I will be at Baltimore ComicCon October 10th and 11th. If you are in the area, come see me. I’ll have books, some shirts, stickers, prints, maybe some buttons, who knows?
  • I did an interview with PopTen.net. GO READ IT!
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  1. lou

    FIRST!!!
    Avatar looks good already. This is another great comic you did, Joel. But if Josh was offering just 2 tickets with so much hate in his voice, why don't you and Eli strike him down & take the tickets yourselves?

  2. greg2point0

    I hope that is the type of email Josh regularly sends you. The sign off is especially awesome.

  3. josh

    just for the record, the subject line of that email is what I actually sent. Although I got 4 tickets instead of 2, so I suggested that Denise and Joel's wife fight to the death instead. So this comic is really basically true.

  4. Luna

    I kept wondering why Eli was wearing a yamaka in the first panel. Took me so long to figure out that he wasn't. WTH.

    Lovin' the Josh email. I wish I could sign my emails to a few choice people in the same manner. Am also loving how Eli's skin got lighter as he was about to die.

  5. Fuu

    Do you drive a Toyota? Something about that turn signal knob looks familiar.

  6. Brian_

    The reference in this comic feels like it's at the tip of my tongue but I can't quite grasp it. Any help would be appreciated.

  7. azzfro

    T4co Pr0n! hahahahahaha

  8. Mutant enemy

    I was hoping for a Highlander reference somewhere but Star Wars works too.

  9. iptydafu

    Dude, it's an amalgam; Hellboy is the final reference.

  10. iptydafu

    I think?

  11. doctrzombie

    Did the other half of the internet sink into the swamp?

  12. crimsong19

    The Tron stuff … awesomeness, Joel!

  13. AmazingAdrian

    That's awesomesauce about the Tron stuff. Also, I see they took my suggestion to include Journey in the soundtrack again, although I'm dismayed that the band isn't going to write new material for it like they did with the first one.

    If Neal Schon can do a 1990's theme, I'm sure he can whip out a bitchin' 2000's theme.

  14. doug

    Combination of Star Wars and Highlander: perfect! :-)

  15. Duder

    I would kill for that signed print.

  16. bipolarbear

    I'm thinking bitter divorces should involve a Highlander type sword fight.
    "There can be only one parent!"
    Later….
    "Daddy, what happened to mommy?"
    "Well my sugar plum…daddy had to chop mommy's head off with a sword because she was such a heinous bitch."

  17. bipolarbear

    Yeah…Eli is secretly turning white….and jewish ;) lol

  18. bipolarbear

    Highlander of course

  19. skwidly

    Joel, are you familiar with the so called "Racebending" casting controversy?

    http://www.racebending.com/v2/

  20. skwidly

    Oh, nevermind…wrong Avatar. Gah.

  21. hijinksensue

    Its a loose highlander reference. Nothing too specific. It borrows from the whole "brother against brother" genre.

    The title is a reference to ObiWan as is Eli's "preparation for death."

  22. hijinksensue

    HUGE TRACTS OF INTERNET!

  23. hijinksensue

    LOL .Yes I have heard about that. But different movie.

  24. Eddie

    Like I said on Twitter: Avatar looks like 1/2 Starship Troopers and 1/2 Magic: the Gathering. This is not necessarily a bad thing.

    I may be making a day trip to the Baltimore con, where I can hopefully put tasty, tasty dollars into your fists (and those of merchants selling $5 trade paperbacks, always a great part of cons).

  25. DinoJeebus

    No Joel! If you strike him down, his life force will be absorbed by Steve Jobs! It's a fate worse than death!

  26. King Zilch

    "so I suggested that Denise and Joel's wife fight to the death "

    Worthless without pics.

  27. bipolarbear

    Oh yeah I often forget to read the title or my goldfish of brain forgets it. I think you just embodied the title so well.

  28. bipolarbear

    That is why you fail…

  29. Luna

    I should never make comments, should I. xD

    But what is Joel really telling us? Only white-skinned, Jewish Mexicans get the Heavenly glow?

  30. bipolarbear

    I'm sure that's the idea, ritual sacrifice of Eli to cure Steve Jobs.

  31. santy22

    will you live-twitter the premiere?

  32. hijinksensue

    meh. the tickets were in Josh's name. This is just so much easier.

  33. hijinksensue

    this is the ONLY type of email josh sends me.

  34. hijinksensue

    Its all just simple facts of mexican physiology.

  35. hijinksensue

    Honda, actually. A Fit.

  36. hijinksensue

    Shhhh…. no one is supposed to know about that

  37. hijinksensue

    its a bit of both.

  38. hijinksensue

    You think incorrectly.

  39. hijinksensue

    I am super happy about it. I want to get that framed.

  40. hijinksensue

    Like, you were talking to the producers and said "Journey or its a dealbreaker!" ?

  41. hijinksensue

    See? You get it.

  42. hijinksensue

    Dude! You should totally come. Your Xmas comic is in the book.

  43. Eddie

    I live two hours from Baltimore (less than an hour if I camp out at my grandparents'), so it's not necessarily getting there that's the issue; it's all about funds. Parking, tickets, and merch…sweet, sweet merch.

  44. doug

    (Sorta) heard Coulton live tonight–he was on the rifftrax broadcast of MST3K/Plan 9 from Outer Space. Did The Future Soon and Re Your Brains.

    Was cool!

  45. doug

    Forgot to say: thanks. We do geek over some of the same basic things. BTW, how many times have you seen the new Trek??? :-D

  46. Brandon

    No one else commented on it… so Hubris? Amazing joke. Almost made me literally rofl.

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