Comments on: Exploding Is Half The Battle http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/ geek comic, geek webcomic, geek pop culture comic Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:56:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Dracoprimus http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-22091 Dracoprimus Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:38:16 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-22091 I know this months late(I'm new to HE), but, I actually ended up going to a drive-in with a buddy and saw GI Joe AND Transformers 2 together. Very possibly the worst movie experience of my life. To see two favorite childhood franchises cinematicly raped like that was very depressing. Oh, and who the hell told Michael bay that Transformers 2 needed TWO jar-Jar Binks characters?(you know, the 'special ed' minis) I know this months late(I'm new to HE), but, I actually ended up going to a drive-in with a buddy and saw GI Joe AND Transformers 2 together. Very possibly the worst movie experience of my life. To see two favorite childhood franchises cinematicly raped like that was very depressing.

Oh, and who the hell told Michael bay that Transformers 2 needed TWO jar-Jar Binks characters?(you know, the 'special ed' minis)

]]> By: Legendaryratboy http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-20499 Legendaryratboy Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:07:03 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-20499 Movies like this are the reason why I've made it a habit to sneak in alcohol whenever I go to the theater; so that if the movie sucks I can still enjoy it (or at least the vomiting helps me put things into perpesctive and saves me from becoming depressed). Movies like this are the reason why I've made it a habit to sneak in alcohol whenever I go to the theater; so that if the movie sucks I can still enjoy it (or at least the vomiting helps me put things into perpesctive and saves me from becoming depressed).

]]> By: Brandon Jackson http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-20127 Brandon Jackson Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:49:20 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-20127 And is it me or, I dont know, WASNT SGT. STALER BLACK!?!?!?! I'm just saying. And is it me or, I dont know, WASNT SGT. STALER BLACK!?!?!?! I'm just saying.

]]> By: dolankerys http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19930 dolankerys Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:50:54 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19930 but bubba! it wasn't weight. it was size. "anything bigger than a quarter". thus the fingertip walking *eyeroll* but bubba! it wasn't weight. it was size. "anything bigger than a quarter". thus the fingertip walking *eyeroll*

]]> By: bubba http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19928 bubba Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:09:13 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19928 the hallway with the pressure floor.. aslong as you walk upside down on your hands, you weigh nothing!!!!? the hallway with the pressure floor.. aslong as you walk upside down on your hands, you weigh nothing!!!!?

]]> By: Eddie http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19927 Eddie Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:59:22 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19927 I saw it. Didn't pay for it. Had fun. I didn't think about it; I just let my inner four-year-old have fun. I think this movie would have been a lot better fifteen years ago. I saw it. Didn't pay for it. Had fun. I didn't think about it; I just let my inner four-year-old have fun. I think this movie would have been a lot better fifteen years ago.

]]> By: Kschenke http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19914 Kschenke Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:35:36 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19914 My brother loves the cliched action movies. He loved Transformers 2 and genuinely thinks Megan Fox is a good actress. Even my brother didn't like GI Joe. That's how bad the movie is. I'm going to watch it just so I can review it. That's how much I love my watchers. My brother loves the cliched action movies. He loved Transformers 2 and genuinely thinks Megan Fox is a good actress.

Even my brother didn't like GI Joe. That's how bad the movie is.

I'm going to watch it just so I can review it. That's how much I love my watchers.

]]> By: dolankerys http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19912 dolankerys Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:22:22 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19912 You should all go watch this instead: <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe#player" target="_blank">http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-b...</a> You should all go watch this instead: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-b…

]]> By: dolankerys http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19911 dolankerys Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:18:46 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19911 I knew they wouldn't stick to the comics with plot or character. I was okay with that. I knew the movie would blow. I was okay with that, too. I just went to watch Ray Park kick ass as Snakes. They ruined it for me with horrific fight editing, bad fight cinematography, and sculpted lips. When you have a martial artist of Ray's caliber playing a ninja in your movie, you DON'T chop the fight scenes up beyond all recognition. & I actually may hate the Snake Eyes lips worse than the Batman nipples... I haven't decided yet. I knew they wouldn't stick to the comics with plot or character. I was okay with that. I knew the movie would blow. I was okay with that, too. I just went to watch Ray Park kick ass as Snakes. They ruined it for me with horrific fight editing, bad fight cinematography, and sculpted lips. When you have a martial artist of Ray's caliber playing a ninja in your movie, you DON'T chop the fight scenes up beyond all recognition.

& I actually may hate the Snake Eyes lips worse than the Batman nipples… I haven't decided yet.

]]> By: mellowknees http://hijinksensue.com/2009/08/10/exploding-is-half-the-battle/comment-page-1/#comment-19901 mellowknees Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:48:12 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1120#comment-19901 everything about this is hilarious. I love your running commentary! Now I know for sure I don't have to see this pos!! YAY! everything about this is hilarious. I love your running commentary! Now I know for sure I don't have to see this pos!! YAY!

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