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August 3rd, 2009
Lo FijiNKS: What Happens On The Moon…
Buzz Aldrin doesn’t want us to see what he’s got hidden on The Moon. Is it the corpse of the lost 4th Apollo astronaut? Is it his alien love child, left to mature on the harsh lunar surface only the return to Earth and seek vengeance on his human father when he has come of age? Or did he simply pee his name in the moon dust? Well, if we don’t go back, we’ll never know. Remember what that guy with the head said, “We do these things, not because they are easy. But, because they are wicked awesome.” TO THE EMMER EFFING MOON!
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August 4th, 2009 at 1:13 am
@bipolarbear: Man, can't beat that, so here's my lame theory:
Buzz Aldrin discovered a zombie virus on the moon, and had to kill that dude so he wouldn't bring the virus back to Earth… OH NOES!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:47 am
I saw him at Houston's NASA's 40th anniversary event — his speech was twice as long as Armstrong, basically told everyone "ur doin it wrong," and showed some slides and graphs no one could make heads or tails out of. That was swell, I have no idea why everyone hates him. At least no one got Aldrin punch'd this time.
August 4th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Buzz is really an alien and the corpse of the human he replaced is still on the moon. Also Hitler's gold is hidden there.
August 4th, 2009 at 7:38 am
I'm not feeling this moon/friendly neighborhood planet-hopping, how about focusing on saving the remains of our dear old Earth? < /eco-babble>
But really, the reason to stay away from Moon is that there's a secret nazi space base. This must be true because they're making a movie of it.
-D
August 4th, 2009 at 8:19 am
I really think that this speaks for itself…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKedyQQkZQ
August 4th, 2009 at 8:45 am
You might wanna take a look at this:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/20...
August 4th, 2009 at 11:35 am
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August 4th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I'm sure the Sam Bells would agree about the moon.
Sorry, saw 'Moon" last night and fucking loved it. Go now!
August 4th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I second that that movie rocked
August 5th, 2009 at 3:49 am
The REAL reason we can't go back to the moon: http://triptychr.deviantart.com/art/Moon-program-...
Well, we're boned!