This comic depicts my adventures with the inversion table I just bought off of The Craig List. I’ve come to refer to it as “The Infernal Machine.” For the uninitiated, the purpose of an inversion table is to hang you upside down by your ankles to relieve tension on your spine. The first time you [...]
And by “this” I mean” everything. At least they were just Spine Weevils and not Vertibraphids. Those are fatal. If you follow me on Twitter, you know that I’ve been having some severe back pain issues for the last few weeks. I’ve had a bad back my whole life, but this is the first time [...]
“Will I be making Micro RC Cars? I have arthritis and the little tools are hard to hold.” “Let me put it this way, Gramps. Do the horses “make the glue” at the glue factory?” NOTE: There will only be 2 comics this week due to my daughter coming down with strep throat, and me [...]
BAH! Ghastly continuity rears it’s spiteful many-horned head! I wrote this comic intending to post it before Josh, Eli, Denise and I attended the Avatar preview screening event, but since it is only just now being posted (4 hours after the screening) I can go into more detail than I had originally planned. Today was [...]
Through sorcery and witchcraft (or possibly bitchcraft) Josh managed to get us (even Eli) tickets to the 25 minute preview of James Cameron’s Avatar. Apparently the high demand for tickets made half the internet fall over and burst into flames. I’m not 100% sure of the details of this event, but rest assured that I [...]
![IT’S A [tourist] TRAP!](http://hijinksensue.com/comics-archive/2009-08-17-its-a-tourist-trap.jpg "IT’S A [tourist] TRAP!")
I saw District 9 this weekend and it was fantastic. I wholeheartedly recommend it to any scifi loving geek out there. I heard this from a lot of people, and I can’t agree more that District 9 was unlike any movie I have ever seen. I’m not saying it was the most amazing movie I’ve [...]
Threeboot, bitches! New term. Just invented it. You may use it sparingly with my permission. [UPDATE: Yes, I now know that the term "threeboot' was coined by fans of Legion of Superheroes back before the dawn of time. LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT!] I honestly can’t think of any other recent threeboots, unless you count [...]
Every man I know who sports both a penis AND a vagina twixt his thighs says I should totally read The Time Travelers Wife and have a good cry into my matching brassier and panties. Do they really expect me to see a “sci-fi” movie that seems to have more in common with The Notebook [...]
I’m really glad we saw G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra at the drive in theater. Otherwise I dont think we would have been as free to yell at the screen, huff exhaust fumes or reorient our chairs to watch other movies. We were on the very last row of cars, sandwiched between a hotboxing [...]
UPDATE 9/19/09: Thanks to @Alyssa_Milano for sharing this comic with her Tweeps. If you dig the comic and would like to follow me on Twitter, please do. ———————————————————- … or “The Fail Whale at Tanagra!” [reddit-me]Ironically, Eli and Denise died in a murder/suicide pact moments before Twitter came back online. So I guess Twitter got [...]
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