Comments on: Revised Company Policies http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/ geek comic, geek webcomic, geek culture comic Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:35:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: asmariamoon http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19526 asmariamoon Sun, 19 Jul 2009 20:47:32 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19526 Any customer caught in the act of attempting to use monetary gains to obtain any of the following will be immediately bludgeoned and keelhauled, and, if they haven't learned their lesson yet, shot to death with the company blunderbuss: Any album by Lil Wayne, Lil' Romeo, Lil' Flip, or any other rapper whose name starts with Lil, Lil' or Little. The Super Mario Bros. Movie Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest *insert long list of horridly bad music, movies, video games, etc. here* Any customer caught in the act of attempting to use monetary gains to obtain any of the following will be immediately bludgeoned and keelhauled, and, if they haven't learned their lesson yet, shot to death with the company blunderbuss:

Any album by Lil Wayne, Lil' Romeo, Lil' Flip, or any other rapper whose name starts with Lil, Lil' or Little.
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest
*insert long list of horridly bad music, movies, video games, etc. here*

]]> By: Chris B Chikin http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19308 Chris B Chikin Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:38:50 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19308 I think everyone who's ever worked in retail will agree with me when I say the Pirate's understanding of returns policies is vastly superior to that normally employed by retail outlets. It should be introduced worldwide with immediate effect! I think everyone who's ever worked in retail will agree with me when I say the Pirate's understanding of returns policies is vastly superior to that normally employed by retail outlets.

It should be introduced worldwide with immediate effect!

]]> By: hijinksensu5337 http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19307 hijinksensu5337 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:35:21 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19307 No but I can see the source of confusion. Where as Boxcar Pete is a hobo that just so happens to TALK like a pirate, this fellow is a pirate through and through. No but I can see the source of confusion. Where as Boxcar Pete is a hobo that just so happens to TALK like a pirate, this fellow is a pirate through and through.

]]> By: Mike D http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19306 Mike D Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:36:23 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19306 Free lemons with every purchase to help fight scurvy! Free lemons with every purchase to help fight scurvy!

]]> By: James http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19305 James Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:00:49 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19305 So, are we meeting Boxcar Pete's more successful brother, here? So, are we meeting Boxcar Pete's more successful brother, here?

]]> By: hijinksensu5337 http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19304 hijinksensu5337 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:40:46 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19304 God damnit! Ill fix it later. God damnit! Ill fix it later.

]]> By: Shakey http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19303 Shakey Sun, 05 Jul 2009 16:31:18 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19303 Arr, that be quality pirate representation... Arr, that be quality pirate representation…

]]> By: Jimmy Rogers http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19298 Jimmy Rogers Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:37:09 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19298 I notice the gold tooth changes from one side to the other.. :P I notice the gold tooth changes from one side to the other.. :P

]]> By: Kaj http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19295 Kaj Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:50:34 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19295 Company Memo: TO: All Employees Subject: Lost item in breakroom Body: A hook with tankard-drinking attachment has been found in the breakroom. If it is yours, please submit a detailed subscription to security and we will return it to you. Thank you, Management Company Memo:
TO: All Employees
Subject: Lost item in breakroom
Body:
A hook with tankard-drinking attachment has been found in the breakroom. If it is yours, please submit a detailed subscription to security and we will return it to you.
Thank you,
Management

]]> By: Kaj http://hijinksensue.com/2009/07/03/revised-company-policies/comment-page-1/#comment-19294 Kaj Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:46:40 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=1083#comment-19294 Remember PB employees, to Err is human, to ARR is pirate! Remember PB employees, to Err is human, to ARR is pirate!

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