Comments on: Crank Dat

By: Brendan

Brendan — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:08:03 +0000

In “Crank 3,” [Predator(c)] steals Jason Statham’s [skin] and replace with with a [nanotechnological horror] that has to be [f]ed every hour or it [lol]’s all over the place

By: santy

santy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:37:16 +0000

man this is the first tought i had. i was like "ok a funny idea… ok Jews…. SHIT someone posted it."

By: santy

santy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:35:11 +0000

Hey! Taze me Bro!

By: santy

santy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:34:04 +0000

it would have been cooler if someone put Eli in there, like in the comic where he does the surgery to Steve Jobs

By: santy

santy — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:32:14 +0000

nope, they just tint his eyes. Cheap surgeons….

By: Shay

Shay — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:47:30 +0000

OMG I thought the same thing as I was watching the movie and saw the cops approaching him the first time!

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:42:05 +0000

so they replace his eyes with 3d glasses?

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:41:31 +0000

if it was my laptop battery, the movie would only be 18 minutes long.

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:40:23 +0000

the 2nd one is just a joke leading up to the 3rd ones title.

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:39:11 +0000

it seemed like a self parody. Turns out it is.