…Like It’s 10 Years After 1999
I am actually late for Eli’s New Year’s party, so I will have to update this post in the new year. After my fridge exploded today (true story) I was just glad to get the comic posted before 2009.
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Post your New Years plans or best/worst New Years stories in the comments. Be safe, be happy, have fun and kiss someone REALLY HARD!
(Anyone that makes real Josh Juice, drinks it AND can prove it gets a prize.)
Tags: bacon, fox, holiday, josh juice, movies, new years, watchmen
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January 1st, 2009 at 1:01 am
Josh juice!? Oh, wait not THAT kind of Josh juice, pardon me.
January 1st, 2009 at 3:04 am
Damnit Fox, DAMNIT. First Fanboys now this. Well, It'll all work out in the end, even if the end doesn't have a giant faux alien psychic squid. I'd make/drink the Josh juice, if I drank, but since I don't I'll wish you a happy new year from a magical land where it happens one hour sooner.
January 1st, 2009 at 3:05 am
Mmmm… Josh juice.
Wait … that sounds rude! Oh well. Happy Rude Year, all you FBs!
January 1st, 2009 at 3:06 am
There are a lot of people that have had geniune Josh Juice. It's a prize all of it's own.
January 1st, 2009 at 3:11 am
That's because the genuine stuff also has bacon in it.
As 'twere.
January 1st, 2009 at 4:26 am
Kinda surprised, but if you google search 'josh juice' HE isn't even in the top 5. Some kids facebook and another kids myspace are first…. Apparently people are actually named Josh Juice?
January 1st, 2009 at 5:22 am
Ive seen Josh Juice on the food network! It was strained bacon drippings mixed with bourbon.
January 1st, 2009 at 5:30 am
Haha, never settle an imitation, always use genuine Josh Juice TM
January 1st, 2009 at 6:08 am
Thanks for a great year of comics and have a great time to all of you, raise the Josh juice high!
Slept through NYE but heading off to the after parties now. Hopefully none off the arrest reports will make it international, have fun!
January 1st, 2009 at 7:02 am
Oh god I have to show this to my friend…he would actually make and drink the Josh Juice, I think! *pained expression*
Happy New Year, all you Fancy Bastards!
January 1st, 2009 at 8:39 am
Might have to write in to Good Eats and ask AB just _how_ you zest a suckling pig. Or maybe Williams Sonoma has a suckling pig zester.
It's … it's a cookbook!!!!!
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
"kiss someone REALLY HARD!"
So is that the *kiss* that should be really hard, or the *person*? Because that could have two very different results.
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:18 am
Happy new Josh Juice! Enjoy drinking your year!
January 2nd, 2009 at 6:22 am
Yeah, is that "kiss someone who is hard" or "kiss someone in a hard way"? The mind truly boggles over such dilemmas… so I just said "fuck it" and did both. Hope that's OK.
January 2nd, 2009 at 7:33 am
Did…did you just drop a bacon-related challenge to the internet? Bacon. And alcohol. And you just CHALLENGED the INTERNET. With PRIZES.
You just opened the ark, Mr. Watson.
January 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 am
I also did both. It's best to cover as many bases as possible.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:15 am
emphasis on "A LOT"
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:15 am
Last night on Iron Chef America they made Bacon pudding, bacon beer, and blueberry bacon strips.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:16 am
you dont want to raise the josh juice too high. Its illegal in 38 states.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:16 am
If he does, he gets a prize.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:17 am
I think you had it right the first time.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 am
This comic is #9 right now for "josh juice" but the current #1 is better http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jo...
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 am
AB would tell you not to buy that suckling pig zester because it's a unitasker. He would use a vegetable peeler.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:19 am
CORRECT!
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:19 am
i knew I could count on you.
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:19 am
Who will face the bacon gauntlet!?
January 3rd, 2009 at 1:54 am
Already working on it, Kitten.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 am
Yay for prizes!
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:06 am
AB desperately needs a haircut. Just sayin'.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:09 am
Golly gee whiz, Joel, what're you implying?
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 am
That's just great!
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
If you look at the comic without reading the dialogue, the defenition could actualy work.
Poor Josh.