Comments on: 99 Lives And A Bitch Ain’t One

By: Jessy

Jessy — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:22:28 +0000

I'd use the two-headed door guards from Labyrinth as a security system. It wouldn't matter which door the person picked, they both lead to ba-ba-ba-BOOM certain death! Ooooh….

By: King Reaper

King Reaper — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 20:09:50 +0000

The God-Mode cheat from the Sims 2. That or the God-Mode Vista code.

By: Cybermals

Cybermals — Sat, 07 May 2011 08:09:51 +0000

A 2-button pad. Above that, this ?: "Are you a god?" Randomly generated correct answer.

By: Kryss LaBryn

Kryss LaBryn — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 15:55:53 +0000

A motion sensor; a monitor displaying a randomly-generated quote with a link to TVTropes; a mouse; a timer; and a shotgun.

Anyone who stands in front of the monitor for less than five minutes before attempting to enter gets hit with the shotgun (slugs, shot, or rock salt at your discretion). Should filter out everyone but the geeks no prob! XD (And yes, I say that as someone who has lost hoooouuuurs to TVTropes. XD Cumulatively, probably days if not weeks. XD)

By: santy22

santy22 — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 04:27:46 +0000

A keypad with only the 1 and the 0, and you have to enter a randomly generated hex code in binary to unlock.

By: Luke

Luke — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:43:16 +0000

put in a musical keyboard and make them play the tune from Close Encounters of the 3rd kind

by the way I'd like to sarcasticly thank your for ruining Heroes for me… I used to tune out and just watch the neat effects and imagine what it would be like if I had powers, but now that you've pointed out the horrid crime against humanity writing it's like a LCD monitor you loved until your buddy points out the dead pixels and now thats all you see when you look at it.

By: Dean

Dean — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:12:23 +0000

Dividing X-Men into Blue and Gold teams could prove to be quite challenging since the line-up changed a bit through the years, but I love the idea. It could work if the lock was magnetically controlled and different action figures had different magnets to activate the lock. Damn I wish I had infinite time on my hands.

By: Kaj

Kaj — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:41:38 +0000

Hmm.. either the speed of light (in metric!) as a password or…
You have to correctly enter in the DOS Sound Blaster environment variables… or…
Answer the unending Wolfenstein 3D question: "How many eyelets are on the boots of B.J.Blaskowitz?"

By: Kaj

Kaj — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:36:28 +0000

…and when you didn't need a security device….

By: AmazingAdrian

AmazingAdrian — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:16:02 +0000

Why not include the galactic coordinates for your room in a sort of stargate-lock that will only grant entry to those who key in the correct sequence?

Seriously, I'm having a hell of a time guessing Stargate coordinates in Second Life. Someone needs to come up with a directory that doesn't suck.