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October 10th, 2008
Tightening Our Utility Belts
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Looks like even the most wealthy and powerful of us are affected by the economic crisis.
Eli was in Chicago this week for vacation and made a point to visit as many “Dark Knight” filming locations as possible. He TXT’d me “do a comic about Batman playing music in the subway for change.” This is close enough.
I’d like to see Hobo Bruce Wayne fighting over a half a pizza crust with Boxcar Pete. Bruce is probably a better fighter, but Pete isn’t afraid to kill.
I wonder what other “services” Bruce Wayne could offer his clients. “A Hot Harvey Dent,” “A Reverse Riddler,” “A Penguin Flipper (It’s like The Shocker).” I’m sure the list goes on and on. Got any other items for the “menu?”
Tags: batman, bruce wayne, dark knight, economic crisis, gotham city, hoboes
October 10th, 2008 at 1:49 am
A "Dirty Robin"
October 10th, 2008 at 1:59 am
A "No-Choker Joker", he keeps a smile on his face the whole time.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:21 am
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ba...
October 10th, 2008 at 2:27 am
He could "slip a Joker in your deck."
October 10th, 2008 at 2:48 am
Powerful stuff.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:21 am
A catwoman…. I got nothin. Great comic, did Eli take those backgrounds?
October 10th, 2008 at 3:23 am
lol, thats a good one
October 10th, 2008 at 4:14 am
How about a Raz-al-Spume?
October 10th, 2008 at 4:21 am
I think "giving her a Dick Grayson" sounds dirty enough.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:01 am
HoBatman is a good figther, but nothing compares to Boxcar Pete's stabbin radius!
October 10th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Good eye! yes, some of them he did. Others were random internet images.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Another gret comic!
Poor Bruce Wayne. Now he'll have to fight Gotham's criminals and corruption on a budget.
Does Tony Stark have similar money woes?
October 10th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Why is this comic always win?
October 10th, 2008 at 10:52 am
You just better hope you don't get a "Poison Ivy" from him….
October 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am
lol, good one.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:00 am
For fans of "Two Girls, One Cup":
Poo-Face.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am
no he has alot of military contracts
October 10th, 2008 at 6:47 am
What? No "Pull A Boner" references?
October 11th, 2008 at 8:00 am
I seem better at thinking up bat-porn character names then "maneuvers": rusty batarang, Ra's al Tool, Commisioner Hardon…
October 12th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Maybe Bruce needs help carving out a new bat cave, if you get my drift.
Mr freeze and his cocksicle?
the Scare-blow?
reference : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Batman_enemi...
October 13th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Not lately. Though there was that time in the '80s where Obidiah Stane took control of Stark Industries and Tony spent the next year drunk on the streets.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:04 am
A Bat-A-Round … haha I see what you did there. Cleverson McClever!
October 13th, 2008 at 8:59 am
So would a 'Mr. Freeze' be where he does you in a freezer, then locks you in after mugging you?
I think we can all imagine what a 'Clayface' would be.
Scarecrow would be pretty humorous too… it would be when you put a bag over an ugly girls face, then do so many drugs you can't see straight, just to handle her.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
The Joker could perform a variation on his disappearing pencil trick…
October 14th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
WINNER!
"I can make my penis disappear."
October 15th, 2008 at 1:45 am
YOU SIR WIN AN INTERNET!
October 20th, 2008 at 3:08 am
LOL!