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There is no way to make fun of “Disaster Movie” that wouldn’t debase both you and me, so I’m not even going to try. The internets have already labeled it as a reverse afterbirth in slow motion, so what else can I say? I will point out that IMDB users have voted it the “Worst Movie of All Time.” This is a serious allegation, because these people have probably also seen “Manos: The Hands of Fate.”
UPDATE:
If you are reading this via RSS, you may notice a the comic is now full sized.
Check that shit out!
That’s really how I prefer reading my comics (full sized in Google Reader), so I figured many of you felt the same way. Expect ads to show up in the RSS feed soon, but hey, the comic is bigger… so deal.
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Tags: disaster movie, josh dies, movies
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September 3rd, 2008 at 2:25 am
I'm related to the female lead, Vanessa Minnillo (second cousin); I met her once at a wedding, and after she won "Ms Teen USA", she sort of estranged herself from a bulk of the family, so I can't say I actually know her. On behalf of our shared relatives and ancestors, I'm very, very sorry she helped bring this crappy piece of cinema into the world. :-/
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 am
LOL @ evil hitler bees
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 am
hahaha! exactly what I was thinking! not only evil hitler bees… but 100%! Love this comic!
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 am
Instead of bees, you should've used bears.
Oh, wait…
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:11 am
hmm… hitler bears… sounds like the coming apocalypse…
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:18 am
Thank you for the full size comic in the RSS feed. Makes it so much easier to follow the comic!
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:20 am
That last panel has good lighting effects. What did you use for the backgrounds? You didn't pull a CAD did you?
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:28 am
Any chance of the LJ including the full size comic?
The RSS feed isn't currrently working as syndicated to LJ. As:
http://syndicated.livejournal.com/ensuinghijinks/...
shows, it thinks the feed was last updated in May…
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:16 am
lol, so the bees had parkinson's and were hooked on amphetamines?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:57 am
They each have a little mustache.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:57 am
You dont want the 60/40 Hitler/Stalin bees. Not nearly as evil.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:58 am
Why would I REWARD him?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:58 am
You know it was never really a conscious decision to make them small in the RSS. Thats just how comicpress works by default.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 am
The lighting in panel for is just webcomic cheat lighting where you just use a layer above the art and ignore where the light source would actually be. The background in that panel is comped from a few random photos with filters and a fence that I drew.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 am
This is so very bizarre.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:04 am
LJ stopped updating when I started doing the podcast. They say the feed is too big and there is nothing I can do to fix it. Thats why I removed the link. Its basically worthless now. If you friend "hijinkscomic" on LJ you'll get some notifications but not the full comic.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:05 am
How about some Hitler/Cheney bees? Then you can claim it's not torture.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:05 am
They are also genocidal. You just dont realize it because they're bees.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 am
Good point. How about Hitler bees with laser beams attached to their heads?
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
Haha, they are feared by the "inferior races" of bees
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:17 am
I was just wondering the same thing. Well, not EXACTLY the same – I was just curious where that background came from.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:17 am
also the amphetamines make them extra stingy
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:18 am
Listen, we'll let you off the hook *this* time, just don't let it happen again.
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:23 am
Thanks for putting them full-sized, cuz I like reading them in Google Reader too.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:21 am
And charge five times the money.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:25 am
What the hell's going on in this strip? -I don't get it. Josh PAYS you and Eli to see a terrible movie. Then ShAkAzUlU! -It transodomizes into a fetish feature with bondage, honey, and bees. I'm not even sure there's a punch-line; and if there is, is it at least wearing a glove?
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:23 am
bees from bioshock maybe? those fuckers were mean as hell!
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:45 am
agreed on that one
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:33 am
Those bees were bad-ass. I bet they were Hitler bees.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 am
The Hitler/Stalin bees are mad, but passive. They prefer to sit in their hive and make a lot of noise, rather than actually go out and sting people. They're weird.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
LMAO
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
If you use Netvibes for RSS then you can view the full site in all its glory, right from the RSS feed.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:37 am
Your second cousin is hot.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
I like your recent backgrounds. Incorporating real pictures in an out-of-focus way with your drawings looks really cool.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:55 am
yeah in a way its cheating but I think it looks really cool, and a lot more interesting that a gradient.
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
Dammit! Sorry.
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
One more comment – why does the Portuguese version of Disaster Movie have a title that translates closer to the equally terrible Superhero Movie?
September 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
It actually translates to "Super Heroes: The Injustive League" which is fucking weird since there hasnt been a justive league movie. I also want to point out that THIS movie was done filming months before many of the films they "parodied" were even released.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:17 am
That'll give you… er, bees.
Oh God. Manos, Hands of Fate. Even MST3K couldn't salvage the experience for me.
I'll second that the backgrounds work surprisingly well. Usually photo backgrounds with cartoon characters ends up looking wrong but here it looks quite natural.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:59 am
It must be awesome to have a business that consists of making mock movies based on the trailers of other, actually successful movies.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Being eaten alive by Hitler bees seems pretty disastrous, hence there is irony which, to some, is funny. Not every funny thing in the world is based on punch lines. This isn't stand-up. I'm just sayin'.
September 4th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Benevolent gift indeed! i like that i can view the comic in my rss, but i really enjoy visiting the site to read all the wacky comments. these make my day most of the time. yay for fancy bastards!
September 4th, 2008 at 2:30 am
New theory holds that interbreeding of Stalin bees with Hitler bees are ultimately responsible for Colony Collapse Disorder.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:31 am
So many things I like about this comic. But I think I like the backgrounds best. See, according to those, they are holding a conversation in the middle of traffic.
September 4th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Oh shit sorry. Looks like they're in a parking lot. Well, maybe something to consider for later.
Sorry.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Hey Dean, you spelled 'a failure' wrong…
September 4th, 2008 at 8:49 am
I'll never forget when I unleashed them on a splicer and he started shouting. I"M ALLERGIC I"M ALLERGIC! so awesome
September 4th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Bingo. Maybe they through Josh into traffic after the bees had their way with him.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
LOL… it took me a ridiculously long time to figure this joke out.
haha
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
NO! That negates my benevolent gift.