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#21! The HE Podcast is Legal!

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Let’s do something a little different. Instead of going over the news I’ve saved through out the week, then doing the mail, let’s see if you guys can come up with:

  • News for discussion
  • Links to stories and items of geek interest
  • AND your questions for the Podcast Crew

Feel free to post anything you like. We’ll let the Fancy Bastards call the shots on this one.

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  1. turtlespen17771

    Kind of a generic question, but which podcasts do you guys listen to?

  2. dram10661

    This has /sort of/ been answered on the forums, but not by J, E, and the big D.

  3. dram10661

    Congrats on the full frontal nudity in the last castcast, which I missed because I'm stealing Wifi on the run from Heihachi and his hordes of easily defeatable drones, and I'm essentially at 1.5 dial up.

    I was thinking about Betazoids, and my question is this: if you could read minds, what would you do with the ability and what would suck mottled diesel balls about it.

  4. aaron6928

    First Whedon/Goddard's Cabin in the Woods has been greenlit.
    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37381
    Discuss your thoughts on the matter.

    This one is for Joel, when your daughter is older do you plan on being straightforward with her about the content in the comic and podcasts or are you going to shield her from it for as long as possible?

  5. gneekman9132

    Aargh, I'm not the first question this time! Shame on me.
    Anyway, I wanted to ask this time…

    What's each podcaster's favorite liquor, and favorite mixed drink?

  6. turtlespen17771

    son of a bitch, i guess i'll have to come up with a new question…and visit the forums

  7. litespecter9221

    Where is Undefeatable?

    The internet is my favorite part of the podcast, if you take that away, how will I know what happened this week in internet? If you are going to cut this segment, please consider posting a "This Week In Internet" post. If you've already read the internet, here are some of my picks. These should go pretty quickly.
    http://knox.villagesoup.com/rewrite/108448.htm
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/03/25/panda...
    http://www.local6.com/news/16235301/detail.html
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/m...
    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D916M4QO0...
    Let's all laugh at foxnews.
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333555,00.htm...
    You might be a redneck…
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/billadams/321845104/...
    Keep Josh away from this one, lest your birthday stockings be filled with chocolate joy. There are pictures if you click around on the site.
    http://www.edibleanus.com/
    In case you ever want to make a post like a true internet hero
    http://unintelligencer.com

  8. greg2point08547

    By the time you record the podcast the iPhone 3G will be released, so does Josh have one (or 3) yet?

  9. jonny_ace12141

    Of all Super-Powers out there which one would u want to have the most? and least?

  10. iptydafu8334

    Is it true that, if you're a vegetarian, the product of a thing you do to a part, has a sweeter flavor? -And that being held true, what are each of your experiences as relates to that? I've also heard that if you eat too many sweets, it can be bitter. -How has this impacted anyone's relationship?

  11. flanked8257

    Where's the beef?

    The "Let's fuck up the fourth amendment" bill passed and went into effect as of the 9th. What are your thoughts? Linky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FISA_Amendments_Act_...

    For the Gearbox peeps, looking forward to E3? What's it like as a designer or non-PR/advertising person in the industry during E3?

  12. litespecter9221

    Your question is very difficult to understand, and I doubt that the crew will get it, but since I do I'll hit you with some knowledge… If your diet consists of -only- citrusy fruit for at least a week, the result is sweetness. Food high in fats and meat don't usually result in a pleasant experience. Now that I've successfully alienated everyone, I'll finish with the subject. We're talking about blowjobs.

  13. iptydafu8334

    Dude, gay! I'm totally talking about pineapple upside-down cake, and if candy'ing the pineapple causes the acids to become more acute in the baking process; and how a high-sugar diet ruins the pallet. I mean, honestly!

  14. wadmaasi8564

    Are any of you guys listening to the PA/PvP 4th Ed. DnD podcast? If so, what do you think? If not, why the fuck not?

  15. dram10661

    Well, I think the question could stand. It's only been answered by Joel after all.

  16. dram10661

    I've always wondered that about famous and obscene parents.

  17. dram10661

    Adding to LiteSpecter's advice, the general consensus is thus:
    Bad—-
    meat
    vegetables
    starches
    Good—-
    candy
    sweet fruits

  18. dram10661

    those fuckers don't play DnD. Commies.

  19. Patrick

    Not a question, but a request for the inevitable "Joel whips out the guitar" part of the show- I'd love to hear your take on Dead Flowers from Townes Van Zandt – it's the track at the end of The Big Lebowski. I get a similar vibe toward the end of each HE podcast as I do TBL or a couple of beer-and-laughter hours with the fellas.

  20. john_darc6624

    what….is your favorite word/least favorite word?

    edit: also, this is totally a 21st copout. just cause you're all drunk and hung over, podcast, doesn't mean we should do all your work for you! :-P

  21. bhaelochon

    The question is certainly valid, but you should check out the forums anyway. New members and new perspectives are always welcome. The podcast thread is at

    http://www.hijinksensue.com/forum/discussion/53/p...

    If you care to share, there's also an introduction thread at

    http://www.hijinksensue.com/forum/discussion/36/h...

    Hope to see you there!

  22. bhaelochon

    No. Joel's comics are prophetic: http://hijinksensue.com/2008/06/11/a-fistful-of-j...

  23. bhaelochon

    Banana bread. Discuss.

    "OOOH MY GOD!": http://gizmodo.com/5024327/this-is-what-it-looks-...

  24. PlasteredLyric

    Here's the video Josh referenced in the last podcast about Batman and Chuck Norris engaging in an epic battle. Keep in mind that this was made just shy of three years ago, so the Chuck Norris fanboyism was still fresh. Also it is much more gratifying to watch Indiana Jones get murdered now that I have seen _Crystal Skull_

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878

  25. flanked8257

    Truly Ultimate, sir. I'd watch a full length movie of that.

  26. eddie10331

    I could see this being either wicked awesome or total crap: http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080709-GBustersMa...

    Quextion for all: Battle to the death between Poison (early 90s, before rehab) and Fall Out Boy; who comes out victorious?

  27. litespecter9221

    http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080709-GBustersMa...Link fix.

  28. john_darc6624

    I'm still a little upset none of them wore fruit rollups for undergarments. Not even Denise.

  29. sean5359

    Rose McGowan has just been announced as playing the lead in the new Red Sonja movie. Can she pull it off?

  30. jessie_monster

    Is there an celebrity that you hate for no reason? For instance, I hate both Jamie Foxx and Greg Kinnear and I don't know why.

  31. wadmaasi8564

    Wait, WHICH fuckers? The Mike, Jerry, and Scott, or Joel, Josh, Eli, and Denise?

  32. hijinksensu5337

    mansoor <mansoor_100@hotmail.com> wrote:
    This question is directed at everyone.

    If you were stuck in the holodeck during a malfunction and forced to battle
    for your survival with any weapon of antiquity from anywhere in the world, which
    would you choose? Bear in mind that "antiquity" in this case means predating the
    eighteen-hundreds.

  33. wadmaasi8564

    Spoon. Both because it's dull and because there isn't one.

  34. dram10661

    Josh, Joel, Eli, and Denise. Actually I don't know about Denise, but I doubt it. It was in the male sack a while back.

  35. roe9209

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europ...
    "Serial Rabbit Killer Uses Google Maps to Find Victims" (I kid you not…)

    http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/11/testicle-tal...
    "Testicle Talc"

    http://derrickbostrom.com/bostrom/2008/07/01/thin...
    Such highlights include "Teen-ager shot in fight over corn dog" and "Glittering Presidential Balls"!

    http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/07/11/tetris-i...
    Tetris, in your soda!? More likely then you think.

  36. wadmaasi8564

    Well, I think I've played DnD maybe twice, and that was, uhmm…about 15 years ago. The only other real RP experience I have was a summer-long Star Trek game almost 20 years ago. The PA/PvP DnDcasts are making me order the 4th Ed rulebooks, though, just to flip through 'em and be sad I have no friends.

  37. rerun7088

    .What were your 21st's like? Anything special?

    .How did you not make a 'Brave Little Toaster' joke when talking about Robocop in #20? It was RIGHT THERE…

    .Brave Little Toaster as an aged ped, picking up on Wall-E – GO…

  38. wadmaasi8564

    Unless things have changed, they said previously that neither of them were on that team.

  39. Kaj

    Greek belly-bow. Because carrying a giant crossbow is awesome….and the Greeks figured it would be the "Weapon to end all wars", so it oozes a sweet jelly of irony filling.

  40. melkor5789

    Must have missed that, thanks!

  41. arcys

    Poison's gonna fuck you, bend and break you…

  42. arcys

    What is the extent of your culinary expertise? Also are any of you Locavores?

    Locavore definition: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/locavore

    Also for the Internet section:
    Wall-E, Right Wing Hero? via io9 (http://tinyurl.com/63g7hy)

  43. iptydafu8334

    Air-pressure in my office dropped like 20 millibars as of the twelfth word of your post.

  44. john_darc6624

    now play some Dethklok.

  45. eddie10331

    Last minute addendum (cue up the "fail" sound):
    http://www.newsarama.com/tv/080714-smallville-swi...

    Favourite quote:
    "It’s too early to presume that season eight will be the last, so it would be premature to make any kind of a call."

    Ugh.

    They do, however, mention more DCU characters; I'll give them kudos if they do Green Lantern and can pull it off.

  46. hijinksensu5337

    Links for the show tonight:

    http://kotaku.com/5023049/activision-blizzard-mer...

    http://www.tuaw.com/2008/07/09/osxmbc-becomes-ple...

    Guy Ritchie’s SHERLOCK HOLMES Is …
    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37399

    The Rebellion Wins! FANBOYS is back in Fanboys' hands! The Victory Is Yours!
    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37414

    How Long Before The Censors Ruin Holodeck Sex Comedy?
    http://io9.com/5024061/how-long-before-the-censor...

    http://www.break.com/index/halo-kid-the-new-star-...

    http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/14/ravers-blind...

  47. greg2point08547

    I know it's kinda late for this but this link me interest you. http://io9.com/5016403/how-battlestar-copied-and-...

  48. melkor5789

    http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2007/01/12/wha...
    even more….

  49. John Darc

    *sigh* I got banned from chat again for doing nothing.

  50. hijinksensu5337

    We're NOT doing it. I have no idea why you would get banned.

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