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June 30th, 2008

He’s Very LONEL-E

Spoiler Alert! WALL-E’s a Cylon.

I saw the movie last night. Not my favorite Pixar product, but certainly worth the money.  I thought it was odd for Pixar to include video of REAL humans (assuming Fred Willard isn’t a cartoon of some kind) along with the CG ones. That kind of broke the illusion for me. You know, the illusion that I was actually witnessing a distopian future earth populated by exactly one miniature trash compactor with tank treads and binocular eyes.

I guess they decided to ditch the side story where Johnny 5 knocks up WALL-E’s mom then spilts, leaving her to raise 200,000 identical robot kids alone.

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  1. larnsturt6109

    Easy there. Don't kill the messenger.

  2. king_zilch6474

    With Happy Feet, the problem wasn't putting real things in fake things, the problem was forgetting to put in funny things.

  3. hijinksensu5337

    She can still like the site and hate THIS one comic, right?

  4. hijinksensu5337

    its dropped in quality since the first season.

  5. hijinksensu5337

    the sweat clanging sounds of love making.

  6. hijinksensu5337

    He's the one filming.

  7. hijinksensu5337

    WALL-E has a booty call on every planet.

  8. hijinksensu5337

    Never saw Happy feet, but the real people cease the suspension of disbelief.

  9. hijinksensu5337

    damnit! I used 10W-30 in a comment above. you just got the 1 up.

  10. aronil

    I haven't seen the movie yet and … sheeesh thanks to the comic on top I'm going to have a different thought process going in.. why why :P

  11. troy6626

    *sniff* *sniff* Did no one get my Spacecamp (the movie) reference? Jinx should just put me in space now, I could just die.

  12. aj5558

    He's got space-hos in different… *planetary* codes?

  13. doug5364

    I couldn't get into it again after the writers' strike.

  14. doug5364

    That explains a _lot_ actually.

  15. doug5364

    Are you sure it wasn't this?
    http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2006/10/jig-loo...

  16. eddie10331

    Thankfully that also prevents awkward squeeking.

  17. larnsturt6109

    The forced moral was awesome.

  18. Chris J

    Two Easter eggs that I caught in Wall-E.

    First, the use of a magnifying lens to make a small screen much larger was used in "Brazil", which makes sense since part of the original Brazil score was used in the trailers.

    Second, when EVE pulls out WALL-E's circuit board, it's connected with a flat ribbon cable with rainbow colors (every wire a different color). These cables were almost always seen and used to connect disk drives to Apple II computers.

  19. king_zilch6474

    A couple more easter eggs, since we're sharing (possible mild spoilers):

    The Pizza Planet truck from Toy Story appears in every Pixar film; here, it gets its engine scanned by EVE.

    The code A113 is an animation-industry in-joke; it's the animation classroom at Cal Arts, where many Disney and Pixar animators got their start.

  20. sean5359

    My wife *USED* to like this website……

  21. doug5364

    "The blurry black and white image show" That's my fave, too!

  22. greg2point08547

    That's some hot Robot on Robot action.

  23. eddie10331

    I hope WALL-E used protection…

  24. Orf

    Fruit Fucker called. He wants in on this action.

  25. troy6626

    Jinx is gonna be pissed when Phoenix gets home with a virus.

  26. doug5364

    Phoenix and gyrating also reminded me of the lower-left panel of:
    http://hijinksensue.com/2007/12/11/geek-phone-sex...

  27. aj5558

    While Eve is away…

  28. larnsturt6109

    They did that same, use-real-humans thing in Happy Feet and I thought people had learned their lesson. Putting real things in fake things makes the fake things look faker. I think that's a stated law of animation.

  29. melkor5789

    Heading out to see it momentarily.
    First episode of the second part of BSG season 4: they find a unimaginably large junkyard that houses a small robot, who turns out to be the final cylon.

  30. mysterioust5403

    I thought he was busy fucking watermelons somewhere?

  31. deanhatescoffee

    I loved WALL-E. I think I'm gonna say that it's my favorite Pixar movie. I really enjoyed Monster's Inc, but I think WALL-E tops it. The story is great, the meaning is true, and the way they worked with limited voices and expressions was amazing. I really felt for the little guy. I'm definitely buying whatever super special edition they come up with on DVD.

  32. deanhatescoffee

    There are watermelons inside the Phoenix. And a lemon inside WALL-E's chest cavity.

  33. tim_coker55131

    You asshole. I'd almost forgotten Happy Feet. Thanks for bringing up all those bad memories. Bastard…

  34. iptydafu8334

    Is that a 10w50 money shot of Wall-e's there in the last frame?

  35. hijinksensu5337

    Well, i know he used 10W-30 for lubricant.

  36. hijinksensu5337

    WALL-E and I have similar tastes.

  37. hijinksensu5337

    Eh, not really. The movie is extremely wholesome. Im just a terrible person.

  38. hijinksensu5337

    Wow, those are pretty good. It seemed like WALL-E brain was an ISA card. He must be dumb.

  39. hijinksensu5337

    i thought the lack of voice work was cool too especially since Pixar usually relies on star voice recognition. Still think Incredibles was my favorite.

  40. hijinksensu5337

    I thought that was common knowledge.

  41. hijinksensu5337

    I admit I had forgotten the name of the robot in Spacecamp. I just stayed quiet so I could pretend I got the reference but didnt care.

  42. seandalf31251

    Does this mean the Ratzenberger streak is at an end? Teh HORRAH!!!

  43. seandalf31251

    Wow…I knew about A113 from the commentary to The Incredibles, but I had no idea about Pizza Dude's yellow Gyoza. Far out.

  44. hijinksensu5337

    Nope. He's one of the only two human male voices you hear. I read an article that said he WILL be in every pixar movie because he's good luck.

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