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I’ve spent the last 3 days or so working non stop on “The Vault of Secret Awesome.” At one point today I said, “wait… I actually have to make the comics or there won’t be any comics.” Let me tell you, this job would be easy if it weren’t for all the comics. I could just sit back and collect delicious internet monies. So delicious.
This comic is as close as I can get to talking about “The Incredible Hulk” since I haven’t seen it yet. Granted, that has never stopped me before, but I actually plan to see this one. Eli says it’s pretty good. Regarding Josh’s pigmentation, I suppose the hyper-gravy-ation turns the skin green. Why not?
In real life Josh has an “in” with a Popeye’s chicken employee that owe’s him a life debt. Much like Angel and his butcher friend, Josh sneaks in the back of the restaurant and Hector loads him up with life giving gravy… and probably some pig’s blood too.
My comment challenge to you: what else might one order off the menu at “Cluck-U-Chicken“?
Tags: comic books, gravy, incredible hulk, movies
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September 3rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Cluck-Me-Running is the "leg and thigh" combo.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I was waiting for a "mother clucker combo" or something.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
LOL. unclucked.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Thats real?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh I spoke too soon. Theres the mother clucker I was waiting for.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Its permeated his cell membranes.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I really don't know just WHY they are so good. It's just biscuit + chicken = amaxing
No, that's not a typo. The Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuit is so good, it needs new words to describe it. Amazing to the max. Amaxing.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I demand whole kernels of corn in my cluck puppies! Whole, I tell you!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Just remember to get some Clucking Eggs with your breakfast combo. I suggest scrambled "Cluster Cluck" style. They are un-clucking-believable.
Personally I also think a good Cock Sucker vanilla pudding pop after my meal is egg-clucking-zactly what is needed after a every clucking meal with the whole clucking family.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
They'd tell you it's because that biscuit has been blessed by Jeebus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick-fil-A#Religiou...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
For a Family Clucking time, come down to Cluck-U-Chicken. You fuck it, we'll cluck it.
(Sorry haven't posted in awhile.)
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Leave it to me to take the ONE answer you were waiting for. Damn my clucking useless mind.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Is it wrong that I think he looks kinda sexy all green'd up?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
<elvis>Thank you. Thank you very much.</elvis>
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Naaaaaaah! Post won't do; with Josh, the paint's gotta be real:
http://hijinksensue.com/2007/08/31/the-kratos-cos...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Fancy Bastard
Filled up with gravy now
Turned into the Josh!
(Ain’t he bright green–and how!)
Wreckin’ the town
With the power of a bull.
Ain’t no monster clown–
Who is as lovable
as ever lovin’ Josh? JOSH! JOSH!
Here's the tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj26N10Ymlg
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Sexy Green Josh FTW!
Since there are Orion slave girls on Trek, there must be green slave boys, too, right? "They're like animals. Vicious. Seductive. They say no human male can resist them." Yowza!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
You're just never satisfied, are you?!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Nice!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I think for this thread at least, you should change your username to cl__k.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
And for the "My Fair Lady" fans:
"Aow so loverly sittin' abso-cluckin'-lutely still!/I would never budge 'till spring/Crept over me windowsill."
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Dans le veine, mère clucker!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I will deny any implied insatiability in your comment on the grounds of… stuff.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Well, 10% of the human male population anyway. :p
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
We have a winner!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'm fairly partial to the cluck bucket, which contains 4 breast clucks and 4 hot thighs….
Sorry about that I've been trying to make that work since friday.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
http://www.cluckinbellhappychicken.com/
Apparently they made a site for it. maybe for GTA 4? I still don't have a ps3 *hangs head in wanting shame*
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'll have the Giant Cluck-off Meal…with a side of chol-extra-ol.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
That looks more like a gravy barrel.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
What's the vegetarian menu at Cluck-U-Chicken look like?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
"I've had it with these mother clucking vegans at this mother clucking place!"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I was thinking the exact same thing. Have a cluckin' good day!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The Hulk was indeed awesome. Not quite Ironman awesome, but considering what they had to work with, very awesome indeed. They get bonus points for the homages they paid both to the comic and the TV series at various points in the movie. Also, they are totally setting up for an Avengers movie which makes me both happy and very scared at the same time. Happy because it would be cool to see all of them together, but scared because it would mean a movie version of Captain America, who I'm pretty sure it's impossible to make a good version of. Then again I could be wrong, I didn't expect the hulk to be nearly as good as it was.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
A Bucket o' Peckers, doy.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
You can do anything as long as I get a ride in your solid gold Porsche.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
the Cluckin-balls are just lovely with a side of cluck-cluck-cream
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I love that Josh has a gravy tub.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Popeye's is why I will die at 40 with happily clogged arteries.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Cluckin-gizzards with a side of cluck-cluck beaks and feet (extra toe-nail clippings! They make for a nice crunch!!!)
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'd turn green too if I ate 5 gallons of gravy. But then again, if I were the Cluck-U-Chicken employee and some asked me for 5 gal of gravy I'd tell them to… cluck off and die!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Give the perfect gift with the Cluckin-Buck Cluck-U-Chicken* super mega gift card!
*WARNING: May cause death.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
If they're chicken biscuits are half as good as Chick-Fil-A's, HOT DAMN I'm all about some.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'll take a Cock and Balls Basket, please. I'll take some white gravy for the chicken, and make sure the hush puppies are extra salty and greasy so they explode in my mouth. Yum!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'll take a dick.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Does the IV have gravy in it?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Go-Cluck-Yourself is the buffet they set up every day between 1pm and 5pm
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'll take an order of the Finger Clucks with the Clucking Hot Mustard dripping sauce with an extra thick Chocolate Frosty Cluck to drink.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Don't you mean "Cluck Puppies"?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Dram wins for subtlety!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
And green Josh FTW by the way. I fully expect to see him painted for the next livecast castcast.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Grab some eat in and get clucked here or, alternatively, order take-away and go home and cluck your mother…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
So for a slogan there's the variation on the Kentucky Freud Chicken joke 'It's mother-clucking good.' For a more refined (or a "the rest of Europe stole all our clucking-hens, and now we gotta eat this clucking-coq") palate "Cluq au vin."
Personally, I recommend the "Clucking Free-Range Certified Organic Virgin (read: unclucked) Breast of Hen braised in our very own home made demi-glace." With a side of vegan tears.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
side of vegan tears! I love it!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Reminds me of the Cluckin' Bell in San Andreas.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Make mine a double.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The Mother Clucker family meal.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'd order a steak – just to be different.
I love how Josh is still green while in the gravy coma.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Vegan tears – isn't that what they use in the gravy?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh yeah, I had an idea for merchandise at Cluck-U: wallets.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says Bad Mother Clucker."
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
It's on back order.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
You think he only has one?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
You and Josh could start a club.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Well they ground all that up into a slurry to make the Cluck-Nuggets.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
to "Cluck off and die" is the medical term for what Josh is going through in the last panel.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The lowest denomination is $300.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Those are fucking (clucking) awesome, arent they?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
perfect.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
You win.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Not since last Thanksgravy.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The $2 Tuesday meal is called "Are you Clucking Kidding me?!"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Maybe we can add that in post.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Gravy related goodness, http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1001a20...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I've never been convinced by that 10% figure. Seems pretty low to me…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
yes. very wrong.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Honey bunny?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
hahahahahahahahahah!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
They can dabble in asian cuisine with the "Cock of the Wok" Combo.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Welcome back, you miserable butt clucker.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Im so confused.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I love that planning comment jokes can cause anxiety. I hope I get a bill from somebody's shrink.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
"chol-extra-ol" is above and beyond.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
yeah I dare you to go there and ask for a salad. They'll deep fry you in clucking lard….. clard.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
i could take it or leave it. I wasnt bored but I wasnt excited. Lou Ferigno was the voice of the HULK (heavily processed though it was).
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Ive decided that you are indepentently wealthy and you spend 8 hours a day coming up with perfect HE comments.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Thats so fucking terrifying.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I have made Joel lol.
Success!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Check the link. My new words are for the old Hulk cartoon theme song.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Yeah, I heard that it was closer to 1 in 8, so about 12.5%.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'm a greeting-card writer… from the future!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Strangely enough (not sure if this inspired the comic or not) But there really is a place around here (DC Metro area) called Cluck-U Chicken. They make some of the best wings around (Even some that are so spicy they make you sign a waiver before they let you have them)
http://www.cluckuchicken.com/
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
damnit. I hadnt heard of that. Now I KNOW im not original.
September 14th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
The sad thing is..that in NJ there is actually a Cluck-U in Hoboken….