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May 30th, 2008

In The Event of a Water Landing…

Ding-Dongs can be used as a flotation device. So can Hurley.  The resulting tsunami actually destroyed The Island.

I assume at least some of you haven’t seen the LOST Season 4 finale, so rest assured this comic doesn’t give anything away. It is merely an alternate (more realistic) course of events that could have taken place in last night’s episode.

For those that have seen it… are you kidding me? You saw everyone looking at the lard-ass-son-ma-bitch. They were all thinking it. Survival of the fittest, motherfuckers.

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Remember, you can’t spell “ARRRGGGHHHH!!!” without ARG.

UPDATE:

Apparently this was the 100th HijiNKS Ensue comic (not counting the 2 guest comics).  I’ve considered doing a book of the first 100 comics, then doing the the first full 2 years (all of 2007-08) as a deluxe book when the time comes.

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  1. Hurley e il cibo | Push the button
    June 3rd, 2008 at 2:14 am

    [...] Vignetta completa su Geek Webcomic [...]

  2. king_zilch6474
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Being the same size as Hugo, I had to cringe too.

    Logically, though, Sawyer knew that he could make it back to the island, while Hugo couldn't. Plus, reluctant hero Sawyer = badass. I'm straight and I still popped a boner when he came walking up the beach. Don't tell me you didn't. My mom popped a boner and she's been dead for five years.

  3. king_zilch6474
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Oh, and,

    "Remember, you can’t spell “ARRRGGGHHHH!!!” without ARG."

    I am SO done with the obligatory summer ARG. Oh joy, another fake website where we're expected to look at the html code, convert that to binary, convert the binary to Portugese, take the third letter of every sixteenth word, inseminate a wolverine, and rearrange the letters to find another fake website. How 'bout no.

  4. sean5359
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    So **THAT** was the alternate "move the island" plan! It all makes sense now!

  5. sean5359
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    [/spoiler]

  6. troy6626
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    What I want to know is what are "Military Grade Dong Dong Style Confectionary Food Supplements" and how I can get my hands on some. Mmmmm….military dong-dongs!

  7. larnsturt6109
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Sawyer is lickable. That is all.

  8. troy6626
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    P.S. Yes, I know they're Ding Dongs, but I'm standing firm that with copyright law, the military would be forced to name them something else, and Dang Dongs would make a better band name than knock off food name, and let's not even speak of Deng Dongs and especially not Dung Dongs. *shudder*

  9. larnsturt6109
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I would like to state that I called in on the coffin. But I'm not happy that I'm right.

  10. jonny_ace12141
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I'm kinda pissed that the next 2 seasons could easily be the Oceanic 6 trying to get back to the island that they've wanted to get off of for sooo long.

    Edit: i'm totally down for the books of the 1st 100 comics as well, as the 1st 2 yrs.

  11. dram10661
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I would really finalize your store procedure and stuff, and really consider it from every angle you can think of, before trying to release a book.

  12. eddie10331
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I'd buy a book. I'd buy the shit out of a book.

  13. Kyo-chan
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    A book would be fabulous. I'd buy it.

  14. iptydafu8334
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Shaka-zulu! -Thank you! It's like wringing-out an aspergers cum-mop every time the Abram's twat-machine gets spun-up!

  15. deanhatescoffee
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Congrats on #100! That's amazing man, good for you.

    I loved this episode of Lost. It explained a couple of things and, of course, created a few more "WTF?" questions that I sincerely hope will someday be answered. (It should be noted that I'm a glutton for punishment when it comes to Lost.)

  16. deanhatescoffee
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I really wanna know WTF happened to Ben when… *the thing he did*… happened?

  17. deanhatescoffee
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    It was cool the first time.

  18. deanhatescoffee
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Hurley's pinky covering up the label is pretty ingenious. Way to avoid a lawsuit, Joel. :)

  19. deanhatescoffee
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I'm down too.

  20. aj5558
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Congrats on 100! You are awesome. Have a great summer! Oh wait…

    Anyway, that's quite an accomplishment. Here's to hundreds (maybe even thousands?) more!

  21. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    he went to the place that we saw him go where he encountered 2 men with machine guns. He was still wearing the parka, remember?

  22. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Lindelhoff and Cuse said Season 5 is "get back" and Season 6 is "now we're back, now what?" Flashbacks for 5 are probably just going to be what is currently happening on the island.

  23. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Don't ever change. Stay Cool. I signed your crack. We had fun in Algebra.

  24. aj5558
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    K.I.T (520.555.1212).

    2 good + 2 be = 4 gotten

    PS: Where's my ring?

  25. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    First comment and it wins the entire comic. Kudos.

  26. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Its so much more satisfying to wait a month or so and read the website where one guy thats wasted his life spells out the whole thing for you.

  27. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Except EVERYTHING they revealed in the first ARG is still completely absent from the show.

  28. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Dong-dong. Thats fucking brilliant.

  29. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    During the first Flash Forward I thought it was Sawyer.

  30. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Did I mention the books would be $1000?

  31. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    There will most likely be a preorder. Stay tuned.

  32. Mark
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Anyone else wonder what the hell they have been feeding that kid since his main food source (Claire) abandoned him to run off to that cabin in the jungle with her dad?

  33. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    My wife asked the EXACT same thing. Unless there was Dharma brand baby formula, they didnt really have any food source that would keep an infant alive and healthy.

  34. sarcastodon8526
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Yah, that's usually my approach too. It always sounds like fun, until I get to the first puzzle and realize that I have a life.

  35. sarcastodon8526
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    Abandoned him to run off? I kind of assumed she was dead, though it was unexplained.

  36. hijinksensu5337
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    She's out for all of Season 5, then back for Season 6. She's Un-Claire!

  37. john_darc6624
    February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    to be fair, they filmed two alternate endings (Youtube it!) where it's Sawyer/Desmond in the coffin.

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