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HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode # 14
May 19th, 2008
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“Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos”
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Cast: Joel, Josh & Denise
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
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Topics and Links
- PS3 Thumb Dick Ad
- “They Call Her One Eye“
- Update on Denise’s Buffy Experiment
- 1st Dollhouse Trailer kind of dissapointing
- Starship Troopers 3: Johnny Rico!!!
- Let Best Buy “Professionally Install” Your XBox Games
- Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming
- $15 Million Anime Ejaculate Lasso
- Explain Lost To Its Own Producers
- Teen Plots to Kill Jesus
- Holy Crap: MacGyver Blockbuster Film Coming!
- Pet’s Eye View Camera
- Octopus Pie has our VHS Tape?
- Teacher fired for Wizardry
- Look What’s On Tony Stark’s Workbench In Iron Man
- Bioshock Movie Coming
- Morena Baccarin cast in new ABC pilot
- Strike: Round 2 – SAG headed for the picket lines
- Houston Teens can make ANYTHING into a bong
- TOUCHDOWN JESUS makes me believe. So does THIS.
- Brad Pitt might be Thor?
- “Speed Racer” Bombs at Box Office
- Eric Stoltz Will Play The Inventor Of The Cylons!!
- BATTLESTAR/ CAPRICA Discussion [1:02:00]
- ‘Donnie Darko’ Sequel?
- FRAGGLEs Movie on the Way
- Is Speed Racer Just Too Gay?
- “Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars”
Additional Updated Link!
[01:10:30] “Male Sack” – We answer these questions
[01:54:40] Alternative 90’s Rock Challenge!
[02:04:17] Live Tenacious D Blasphemy Cover
Tags: podcast
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Yahoo!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I haven't even listened yet and dear god this one looks to be full of meaty goodness
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
We were so totally stoked when we saw the cover for Robo Vampire. This will be epic.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I think we made it extra meaty to compensate for Eli's illness and because we missed a week.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Of the two, Undefeatable is more…. watchable? As in, I was able to watch it and just make fun of how bad it was without losing my mind. Robo-Vampire made me doubt my faith in the human race as a whole. I was literally clawing at the walls before it was over.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The link to the teacher that practiced wizardry is messed up: currently links to the tony stark workbench thing.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Fixed! Thanks.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
There was this Lifetime movie about this kid's addiction to internet porn. SomethingAwful did a review of it, but basically, he gets "addicted" to internet porn, sloppily leaves it all over the house with big box letters on the discs saying what is on the disc, and his life goes to shit. This girl like, accuses him of rape, and he gets his ass kicked and almost drowns. It was weird.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
aww, no fair for spoiling Buffy for Denise.
Just cause it's old for you….let her enjoy it!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The puppet episode of Angel was fucking awesome.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Best Buy's Geek Squad is a ripoff. They've been doing stuff like this for a while now. Also stealing porn from dead porn star's computers.
Jean Claude: The Muscles from Brussels.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
There's a companion piece to the Ejaculate Lasso.
Behold, the titty milk jump rope! : http://www.jcbourdais.net/journal/images_journal/...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Spiderman's "coming out" was retconned, wasn't it?
Peter Parker vs. Tony Stark in a fistfight? Hmm?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The X-Men cartoon animation was awful. Longshot has a sick mullet and almost bones Jubilee.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Daredevil has my favorite line of bad dialog ever.
"I didn't kill your father!"
(and here's the line) "LIAR!"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
My friend gave me a guilt trip about not being excited for new Hulk.
Fuck him.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Ever see Jack Black's parody of Spiderman, where he shoots web out of his dick when he sees mary jane?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I guess Iron Man settled the Jerry Seinfeld v. George Constanza argument over whether or not Tony Stark wears some sort of undergarment between his skin and his iron suit.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
One of the best TV Edits is Breakfast Club.
"Did you give her the hot beef injection?" turns to
"Did you give her the hot wild affection?"
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
post the 90's Joel pix, man
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
omg I'm so happy that my questions precipitated a 90's rock hoedown.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
what's with Dianetics in "Kielbasa"? A nod to Scientology?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
lol are you liveblogging the podcast?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
so i guess "thumbdick" is now officially an insult. chalk that one up on urbandicationary.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Wow that was just amazing. I've jonesing for a new podcast forever and this really hit the spot and made my night.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I was, Josh. I was. Then I finished listening to it.
You guys simply must record something for our ears. Where is the Male Sack Alt Rock Request Line for next week?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I have a feeling BSG will be kickass in part 2 of season 4. These episodes have all felt like a slow burn to something greater.
Then again I probably feel this way because getting caught up on the show just so I can watch season 4 only to have the show fall apart is something I don't want accept.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I busted out some Kielbasa on some douche who kept calling and harassing my friend while we were at IHOP last week. I loved how much it freaked out / piseed off all of the truckers, drunks, and general rednecks that inhabit the IHOP I frequent late at night.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
(Hey, another Tolkiendil among the Fancy Bastards! Mae govannen, Melkor!) Joel, now that your leet guitar skills have been revealed you pretty much have to cover a JoCo song for us at some point. And now I have the sudden urge to find an excuse to call someone a thumbdick…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
it broke the fourth wall into smithereens, but it was pretty entertaining, especially the fight at the end.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I saw part of that. That kid didnt even have an above average intake of pr0n. He was a lightweight compared to EVERY other 14 year old on the planet.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
That makes me want to die.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Yeah, what the fuck is going on here? Its like reliving a memory form someone else's point of view.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I'll charge you with making the entry.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Naw, they HAVE TO BE building up to something huge.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
When the D's album first came out we were at an IHOP with a bunch of strangers from a Wierd Al show in Oklahoma. None of them had heard of the D, so I sang "DOuble Team" to them. The whole IHOP got very quiet and uncomfortable.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Thanks! This one was a lot of fun to record.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I could do that.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I really hope so. I would really enjoy it too if they could stop splitting up the fleet. It's something that the show has always done and it's really worn itself out.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I've had plenty of those moments. Usually just talking and not realizing that people at other tables are listening to what I say. I had some guy start a fight with me just because I was voicing my hatred of the president.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I played Trumpet for about 14 years now but I haven't really picked it up in a year or so (since college really). Technically I've played professional if you count doing gigs where they would have payed anybody but a college organized band.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Sweet!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Westron or Dwarven Runes? If it's phonetic than it is most likely Westron.
Ha, Sorry for being a Tolkien dweeb!
A Hijinks musical number? That will be fantastic. On the topic of instruments, I played the cello for two years and I've played the violin for six now.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Maerarad nin mellon!
I learned what I could of the language for the purpose of writing in elvish script. It's alot of fun, but extremly tedious.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Man, eff that. I hate when people complain about spoiling stuff that came out years ago.
There are rules for spoiling movies.
http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/comm...
I'm thinking a year after the series goes off the air is long enough to worry about spoiling it. Maybe even once the DVD of that season has been released.
Also, http://spoileralert.ytmnd.com/ and http://vgspoilers.ytmnd.com/ .
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh, you're talking about Drowning Jesus. "Touchdown Jesus" is a mural at Notre Dame.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Touchdown_Jesu...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I smell a Fancy Bastard Friend Connection.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
it already exists, but not with the definition we are familiar with
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
he just had to have his "Virgin Vaginas".
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh, no. I was TOTALLY in the wrong for this. It was still funny.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Bringing the world together, one geek at a time.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh, GOD, I guarantee you. I can beat the shit out of Undefeatable's terrible-ness. Acquire "I Drink Your Blood", have a plot synopsis –
"Loosely inspired by Charles Manson's "family", the film centers around a group of nomadic Satanist hippies who ride into a small town and terrorize the inhabitants. After an old man confronts the group, he is dosed with LSD. Another young woman is raped. A boy then decides to exact revenge and put a stop to the rampage. The boy (who works at a local bakery) feeds the hippies special pot pies laced with blood from a rabid dog. Rabid, hydrophobic and frothing at the mouth, the hippies go berserk and wreak homicidal havoc upon the unwitting town."
It is the funniest, worst movie ever…
http://www.amazon.com/I-Drink-Your-Blood-Bhasker/...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Yeah, I think JD took the double posting rule to the maximum…
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
free-speech ain't free, hippy
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
What if you're the type who chews on their fingernails?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
The statue may be one of a series: http://www.takashimurakami.com/art.php
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Those MacGruber episodes are a running theme on SNL. Which, though not amazing, is totally watchable. "Suck" is really too strong a word, is all I'm saying.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Meh, I don't think I buy the Captain America shield thing in Iron Man. It's not noticeable/direct enough for me to believe that it's truly supposed to be an Easter Egg. However, if it turns out that I'm wrong, there have been some explanations for how he could conceivable have it on his desk, which I *would* buy.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
WOW is a force. I managed to stop playing, probably because I treated it more as a solo RPG and didn't get into the social aspect of it, but there is definitely a WoW-shaped hole in my life, to this day.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Damnit, you guys are just doing this to make me comment:
1. Spider-man began Civil War on Iron's Man side, but switched part way.
2. In defense of Spider-man – spider sense! Spider-man is able to sorta kinda predict when bad things are going to happen and dodge them. Dunno if it's actually a predictor or what, but it's what has allowed him to survive, for example, guns. So, not as cut and dried, IMO.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I think Wanted looks awesome!
Yes, it's true that bullets and cars do not work like that – I don't care. Cars don't work like they do in Speed Racer, and that movie wasn't too bad.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Excellent Call: Sandman DOES NOT count as a DC character. Of course all nerds love Sandman. Duh.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh, it's ON! Music Nerd Battle!
I'm having trouble telling which one of you is gay.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Damn! Yes, I should read the comments before posting.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
OH COME ON.
90s grunge/alterna-rock? Play me some Pumpkins or some Bush or get the fuck out! And make it electric.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
This just sounds like Josh's weekend plans.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
How could there be any other definition than "a thumb where you would normally find a dick."?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
These things you ask…. I can do them for you.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
All thanks to you, Hijinks Ensue.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I air-guitared "Quiet" one time too many in the lonely solitude of my junior year dorm room and resurrected my dad's cheap Strat knockoff the next time I was home from campus. I've pumped several hundred dollars worth of new pickups, repair work, stomp-boxes, and an amp into that thing, and I haven't touched it in at least 5 years. I've got Josh's problem (aside from sheer laziness): my fingers are just too god damned short.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh of course Sandman doesn't count as a real DC character. He's actually well written.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
if if helps, I simply replied to my own posts for sake of…..something.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Anyway man, after listening to that, I am very happy….
The jam at the end to the 'D' songs was fucking right on key, except at the 'FUCK YEEEEAH' part, you kind of turned into a Tim Curry/Jack Black hybrid…
Anyway, I has links for y'all to check out…
Firstly, you have to see the insane shittiness of the new Guitar hero trailer, it's so half-assed and terrible…
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34271.html
And for some reason I remembered the comic you did a while back with the "There Will Be Blood" reference (the milkshake scene), anyway, the youtube whore team 'Smosh' did a parody of it called there will be Pokemon, it's fucking dead-on and fantastic, check it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_HddDpgAbo
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
ZING!!!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Well, "official confirmation" that it is his shield…
http://io9.com/392620/captain-america-still-part-...
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I watched Undefeatable 3 times (Robo Vampire only twice) with 7 different people over the 3 times. I could never get one big group together.
Now that I cleared that up I'm going back to my crying in my robot outfit and punching gingers due to my shattered mind.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Freedom isnt free. It costs a hefty fuckin' fee.
Freedom costs a buck 0' five.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Starship Troopers 2 is freaking terrible.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Compared to the original, or compared to getting eaten by a giant space-grasshopper?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Whatever you do, do NOT get rid of the post-podcast quote mashups!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Okay, even if Grant Morrison hadn't used Sandman Mark II to help the justice league fight some kinda dream monster, the Martian Manhunter, batman and superman would've still had cameos in The Sandman.
If Vertigo weren't the same universe as DC we never would've enjoyed Swamp Thing's attack on Gotham.
Also, if you haven't read Alan Moore's Swamp Thing, you need to fix your life and get on that shit.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Do cameos back and forth count? I usually think of those more like crossovers than anything, and I don't think anyone would try to count, for example, Spiderman and Wolverine as DC characters just because they appeared in the Marvel/DC crossover books.
Mostly, my point was that when someone says, "Who's your favorite DC character?" Sandman isn't really an appropriate answer.
But, one: excellent display of continuity knowledge, I bow down before you, and two: yah, I really need to go read Swamp Thing.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Oh my god! What the fuck is up with that thumb penis? ARRGH! What the fuck is Sony's ad problem? First, the creepy baby, then the goat disembowelment, now this.
The "Mexicans!" clip seems to be from a movie called "Stop It, You're Killing Me!" http://www.badmovies.org/movies/stopit/
I love using that sound effect. Eli sent me a few of those clips and I *pew pew* people all the time.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Pretty much the same reason I started learning Quenya.
Helluva language for me to pick especially since I'm not very good at languages. And you play violin too! I recently quit after over a decade, but my violin knows I'll come crawling back to her eventually.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
yeah, but dude, Denise is his friend who he knows is starting the series just now. Asking if a character still has all his/her body parts at that point in the series is spoilertown.