Archive for ‘May, 2008’

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In The Event of a Water Landing…

by Joel on May 30, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Posted In: Comics
In The Event of a Water Landing…

Ding-Dongs can be used as a flotation device. So can Hurley.  The resulting tsunami actually destroyed The Island. I assume at least some of you haven’t seen the LOST Season 4 finale, so rest assured this comic doesn’t give anything away. It is merely an alternate (more realistic) course of events that could have taken [...]

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The comic will be updated tonight

by Joel on May 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Posted In: Blog

I wanted to do a comic about the Lost Season 4 finale, but I actually had to see it first. So the comic will be up later tonight. -Joel UPDATE:  Here it is: http://hijinksensue.com/2008/05/30/in-the-event-of-a-water-landing/

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Guitar Hero IV: The Inevitable Conclusion

by Joel on May 28, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Posted In: Comics
Guitar Hero IV: The Inevitable Conclusion

These will be followed by: Guitar Hero IX: Rock Bottom Guitar Hero X: Break Up/Rehab  Guitar Hero XI: Behind the Music Guitar Hero XII: Middle Aged Reunion Tour Much like every other video game franchise that I have ever found the least bit enjoyable, the Guitar Hero franchise subscribes to the philosophy of “Improvement through [...]

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If only there was a place…

by Joel on May 27, 2008 at 11:23 am
Posted In: Blog

…where HijiNKS Ensue readers could get together and discuss their favorite movies, tv shows, internets and video games… if only. Wait, what?! There is?! Ok, enough pretense. Theres a Fancy Bastard Forum now. It’s been up in secret for a few days while a smallish group of FB’s helped me work out some of the [...]

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He’s wed, Jim.

by Joel on May 26, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Posted In: Comics
He’s wed, Jim.

3 seconds after the last panel, a lizard man comes running down the isle. Guess who he attacks first. George Takei is taking advantage of the recent lift of the ban on gay marriage in California to wed his long time first officer, Brad Altman. Let’s hope Brad chooses less life endangering attire. When I [...]

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Shipping update and help needed!

by Joel on May 23, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Posted In: Blog

All shirts ordered from April 22nd to May 9th are out the door. The “Holodeck is for Porn” shirts look awesome. I need your help on a couple of issues: 1) I ordered a Ladies 2XL Baby Doll “Godspeed You Fancy Bastard” shirt and have it in my posession. I can’t find an order, email, [...]

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I bid one dollar, Bob.

by Joel on May 23, 2008 at 3:15 am
Posted In: Comics
I bid one dollar, Bob.

All of this and more could be yours, if… the price is right. This comic is basically factual except that it hasn’t happened yet… or maybe it’s happening right now. I’m not sure, but I’m probably foretelling the future (or at least the present). Josh is in Chicago this week for Bear Pride. You see, [...]

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HijiNKS Ensue Video Blog #8

by Joel on May 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Posted In: Blog, The Experiment, Video Blog

“The Cost of Doing Business” Part of my Video Blog where I record the trials and tribulations of trying to make a living from my webcomic. The end goal is to create a road map for creative people to earn an honest living from their creativity.

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You thought you had seen the last of Auto-Tracking!

by Joel on May 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Posted In: Comics
You thought you had seen the last of Auto-Tracking!

Afterward they develop brain parasites that just tell you the basic plot of a movie in a conversational manner. Not to beat a dead digital video format horse, but this beating stick has a few more whacks left in it (and its got a nice weight… feels really good in your hand.. ya know?). Yesterday, [...]

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Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later

by Joel on May 19, 2008 at 2:18 am
Posted In: Comics
Yo, Homes, Smell Ya’ Later

No, I didn’t concoct this ridiculous sitcom-pitch scenario. Will “The Fresh Prince” Smith is opening a school (like for children) that will have curriculum based on the teachings of Scientology. Here’s hoping for history textbooks with spaceships, “Carlton Dance” aerobics in gym class, graduation commencement by Tom Cruise in a (historically accurate) Xenu mask and, [...]

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