HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode #5
Episode 5: “Experimentations in Technical Failure”

Cast: Joel, Eli, & Josh
Topics: LOST/La Bamba/ King of Kong/ Controversy/ Shitty Movies/ All-Con
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
EVERY TIME YOU HEAR A RECORD SKIP, THAT MEANS GARAGE BAND QUIT RECORDING!!!
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Show Notes after the cut… Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:
[1:30] James O’Barr’s Handler/ LOST/ Traditional Mexican Weddings/ Technical Difficulties + More LOST/ Battlestar Hendrix Cop Rock Elsewhere
[13:30] Mexican Heritage = Bob from La Bamba/ Eli’s Grandma/ More LOST?/ Weird Al teaches me about music
[22:32] More LOST??? Ben Clone?/ Burger King is terrible/ Peyote wedges from KFC/ Mexican Star Mars/ Enzyte makes Bob smile (link)/ Dildo Golden Girls: Thank you for being a friend
[30:17] King of Kong (trailer link)/ Billy Mitchell is a cock sucker/ Candy Cocaine Apples/ Mr. Awesome got so much ass
[38:15] Black Devil Doll Controversy (link) (myspace link)/ Black Devil Roots/ 60 ft FOOT porn/ Jeep Balls/ Bronzed Squirrel
[48:20] Xbox for X-Mas Fake out (link)/ Engadget to the rescue (link)
[53:50] All-Con (link)/ Yak Face/ Suck it La Bamba!/ Shitty Movie O’ The Week/ Ninja Brothers of Blood (link?)/ Robo Vampire (link) starring Peter O’Toole
[01:05:00] SNL Digital Short (link)/ Eli has a Wilco Boner/ More Technical difficulties/ Obama is your new bicycle (link)/ Hillary is mom jeans (link)
[01:12:40] Eli gets a call from The Man
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February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WeirdA...
this is what happens when you remember a parody or a satire of something better then the original. i hear a lot of weird al version before i heard the originals also
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
my version is a little different in that I still remember the original, even if I often LIKE the parody better. Weird Al is a true musician, artist, satirist and comedian. He's also a hell of a nice (and humble) guy.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Rankings of accents, from best to worst:
LoTR characters
News/Talkie voice
Bob/Eli's Grandma
Peter O'Toole
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John F. Kennedy
Please, for the love of all that is holy, please don't do JFK again.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
But it wasn't Kennedy OUR PRESIDENT. It was JFK from "Clone High." You have to take these things in context. I think for the next Podcast Im going to ask that people submit questions and the voice you would like them answered in.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Oh please please please do that. I'm going on record now: more Mexican Star Wars – I was crying, laughing so hard.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Guys. Shawn and Jonathan here from Black Devil Doll… Thanks for continuing to talk about our film, being an "indie" we need all the help we can get. I really do wish your controversy theory was true, it would be great for publicity, but unfortunately we are just way behind in post production so we simply don't have the finished print ready. But, the new trailer and the clip we are showing is guaranteed to be the best thing at the show and will probably get us tossed in jail. Don't miss it. See you there, we can do an interview if you like and you meet the cast/crew… We will have posters and t-shirts for sale as well. -thanks
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
i understand….still pissed i'm not seeing it saturday night. is it Industrial Light and Magic that is got you guys off schedule?
i will be out there on Sunday. i will be the mexican at the Con. will the new trailer and clip be seen on Sunday as well?
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I will play the new trailer on Sunday, but the clip is pretty bad, not sure they will let me show the clip during the day on sunday, we shall see. You should try to be there Sat night if you can. -shawn
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
if you have it on DVD or something you could show it to me on my laptop
i will try to make it out saturday night if i can
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
deal.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Ask not what your Student Body President can do for you, ask what you can do for your Student Body President's body!
You should totally detail your workout schedule for the week.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I saw those Obama/Hillary sites a while ago, and I've always wondered why the Obama one doesn't have a submission page. Anyone know how to submit? I'm sure someone has a good positive mention, or "pos-men" for Obama.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Also, those hopping "zombies" are chinese vampires. They are blind, but can sense your breathing, so holding your breath stops them from finding you. Urine somehow hurts them. Putting scrolls on their foreheads with a spell on it stops them too, as well as paintbrushes, IIRC.
Remember in Super Mario Land? Those hopping enemies? Those were like that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiang_Shi
http://www.deliriumsrealm.com/delirium/articlevie...
No, I'm not weird and into this stuff. I'm Chinese.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
DUDE!!
it all makes sense now because after watching RoboVampire we saw another shitty movie the following weekend. during this movie the same dudes showed up hoping around. all of us thought it much be an Eastern thing or something
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
So yeah, they can be considered "vampires". That's not bullshit. And maybe cause their arms are outstretched, maybe they are "robots" or robot-like.
Still, no vampires in headlocks.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I dont think the same people do both sites. There are a few others too.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I never got how wearing a t-shirt of the band to the concert is lame. I understand it's redundant, but it isn't completely awful to do.
Also some of the Hillary ones aren't that bad. Some of them are even good things.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I dont think its bad, per se. But it is generally considered the behavior of concert posers. Worse to me are the kids that obviously spent HOURS getting their concert outfit JUST RIGHT, when I just show up in the clothes I was already wearing that day. (I was already wearing an elaborate rock and roll outfit).
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Re: the lack of a 2 Live Crew parody – There was a comedy-rap duo in the early 90's called 2 Live Jews (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Live_Jews) who released a few albums, most 'famous' of which was "As Kosher As They Wanna Be". You get your "Me So Horny" parody in the form of "Oy It's So Humid". and a "Shake your Booty"/"Shake Your Tuchas" one thrown in for good measure.
And yes, I own the cassette.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Im actually quite familiar with 2LJ. "Oy it's so Humid" was bumping the system for at least a week.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Evidently the "timed out" message was a big fat liar.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Fixed. And, yes, its a dirty lying ass.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
This is all terrifying and wonderful news. Mostly terrifying.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
I must have a Mexican wedding piñata. That's the best idea ever. And Weird Al rules. The first concert I ever saw was a Weird Al show. Freakin' awesome. Have you seen the Weird Al game??! I just stumbled across this: http://VirusAlert3d.com
February 5th, 2009 at 11:35 am
You cant buy a mexican wedding piñata unless you have the code to their secret supply website. Maybe Eli can order it for you.