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“Country Fried Love 2: Porkchop Boogaloo”
Cast: Joel, Eli, Josh, Allison & Denise
Topics: 80’s Movies, Transformers, Brave Toasters
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
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Hijinks Ensue PodcastShow Notes:
[00:59] Eli wants to harass people at Horror Con
[02:50] The Country Fried Live
[03:50] Josh gets naked for bread
[04:49] Waitress takes our orders (skip this)
[06:00] Mutants of the Deep
[06:55] Childhood trauma and “The Meaning of Life”
[07:39] The MonChiChis
[08:54] The monkey from “Project X”
[10:26] “Flight of the Navigator” in HD
[12:58] “Space Camp”
[14:00] “The Last StarFighter“/Clone High/
Dementia Waitress/ Delta Burke/ Video Game Crimes
[19:04] TEH LOL SENATEZ
[20:40] Josh has hand problems/ BACON!
[23:26] An Exercise in Narcissism
[25:00] Forbidden Robot Love/ Dinobots
[30:30] Transformers Gang Bang
[31:04] The New $20 Bill
[31:35] “The Brave Little Toaster”
[34:14] “The Last Unicorn”
[35:17] Back to the Brave Toaster!
[38:00] America: The Land of Electric Blankets and Freedom
[39:50] Dishwasher Cosplay
If you haven’t already, listen to Episode 1, and subscribe to the podcast with RSS or iTunes.
February 10th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
It’s about fucking time. Do you know how boring the internet is? Now that I’ve tasted the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods that is your podcast, I can’t go back to drinking swill! This is the first thing I’ll be listening to tomorrow morning. Can’t wait!
If it’s even half as good as last week’s, I’ll piss myself with joy.
February 10th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
“half as good” is about right.
February 10th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Bullshit. You didn’t think the first one was that great, if I recall, but it was the greatest thing since I discovered masturbation. So, I reckon I won’t be disappointed in the slightest.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Seriously still awesome, even awesomer with fried foods and non-newtonian honey-mustard. “Fisherfish”
February 11th, 2008 at 10:09 am
LOL. Non-newtonian Honey Mustard. I wish I would have thought to call it that. Hence forth, this is how it shall be known.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:21 am
*sigh
February 11th, 2008 at 10:22 am
That conversation was hilarious. My brother is a fucking honey-mustard nut. He gets it on everything. Several years ago, on his 21st birthday, we got him drunk as shit. He had never been drunk before, so he was completely hilarious. So, about 2 in the morning, we went out to this 24-hour restaurant. He was hitting on the waitress, which was funny enough, but it got better. He wanted honey-mustard, but they didn’t have any. So he begged the waitress to mix honey and mustard and make him honey-mustard dressing. Which, as you know, didn’t work.
The show was hard to hear at first, but once I started listening, the background noise faded out and it was gold. Great show, man. I’m so glad I finally have a podcast worth listening to.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:38 am
YOU ARE THE STAR!!!!
You get the best line in the whole thing. Take a bow.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Hey Joel! I’ve been enjoying these!
Yes, you can has homemade honey mustard – you’re missing some cream based condiment, like mayo or yogurt. That’s the missing link. I like adding garlic salt and red pepper too for kicks.
I must say I was surprised to hear you guys all seemed to remember the Brave Little Toaster! WORTHLEEEESS!!!! You guys hit all the best parts too, Jon Lovitz, the crazed parts store murderer and everything.
February 11th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I guess you know since you were there, but you were mentioned at the end of the latest Webcomics Weekly podcast (halfpixel.com).
February 11th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Its not that you adjusted to the noise. People actually left the restaurant. Maybe we scared them off.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Erin, you minx!
A cream base, you say? I think Ill stick with putting a few extras in my pocket when I go to Wendy’s. Food Network be damned! (Im so sorry, Alton.)
February 11th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
I havent listened to it yet, but its cool that you noticed. I was at the HalfPixel Studio here in Dallas when they recorded it. Kurtz is a gentlemanly host.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Have you noticed how Alton has turned into a complete tool lately? Both on Iron Chef America and when he guests on that reality show “Next Food Network Star.” My friend met him at a book signing and, though he was excited to meet him, was totally disillusioned when he turned out to be kind of a dick.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:38 am
just started. love Clone High.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:02 am
i’m trying to piece together clues to figure out where you guys are from.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:10 am
I can make it very easy for you:
http://hijinksensue.com/about/
“…He lives in a suburb of a suburb of Dallas”
Also in the Podcast I say we’re at Red Hot and Blue, here in Dallas.
This is all a rouse to throw you off. We’re in a mountain fortress guarded by crazed space wolves.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
And Wolf from American Gladiator. After he eats his Beerios.
February 12th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
you live on Skullcrusher Mountain?
February 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Minx? I thought I was a ’saucy harlot’ or somesuch…that’s how you addressed me in middle school at least….
Oh, God…re-reading that…saucy – sauce-y…fuck a bunch of puns…
February 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Our Food Network heroes can never live up to our expectations.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Ah yes, you were obviously a victim of “JOEL WATSON: 12 YEAR OLD LADIES MAN! ”
Somehow it made sense to me in middle school to show I girl I liked her by cramming my abrasive sense of humor down her throat. And let me tell you what, IT WORKED EVERY SINGLE TIME (except never at all).
And I want to say it was “Saucy Wench.” That was my version of “what’s your sign?”
This is also why I didnt have a girlfriend until I was 15 and learned to shut up, put my hair in my face and play my guitar as loud as possible.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
He’s like a sloppy drunk kitten.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Hear them howling? My hungry children.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Virtually unintelligible. First one, loved it. Next time, no restaurant. Too much noise.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
If you feel like it, try listening with headphones. About 10-15 min in it gets quieter and its much easier to make everything out.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Man, its weird to think we go back that far. The podcasts kinda take me back. It was almost if, you were meant to have a webcomic – even before we knew what one was!
February 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Yeah that was 14 years ago. Seems like nothing could be 14 years ago.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
YOU ARE THE STAR!!!!
You get the best line in the whole thing. Take a bow.