TV IS BACK!!!

2008-02-08-strike-over

I guess you can untie the virgin from the pike and stop stoking the fires at her feet. We also won’t need to sacrifice these goats and suckling pigs to our golden TV idol after all.

Damn it.

That’s right, the strike is (probably close to) over. Why? Because some Disney fuck wad said so. A part of me hoped that it would go on forever and this lack of TV would cause us to evolve into a new society governed by intellect and good will rather than greed and self destruction. Then I realized that only SCRIPTED TV was effected. If this had continued any longer, we would have nothing to watch but game shows and reality TV. Personally, I’ve seen enough of “Are You Sluttier Than a Fifth Grader,” “Who’s Dad has the Bigger Dick?,” “Celebrity Coke Addicts in Thunderdome,” “Celebrity Coke Addicts at the Bottom of Well,” and “Celebrity Coke Addicts Work at a Jamba Juice and the prize is Cocaine.”

It will be nice to see a new The Office or Heroes at some point, but I hope I emerge from this ordeal forever changed. I would like to less dependent on TV for entertainment. Oh shits! “Admit Which Ethnic Groups You Hate (For Money)” is coming on FOX.

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16 Comments

  1. It’s not over. This is a scare tactic to get the Oscars to be air-able.

    It’s not over until the President of the WGA says, “it’s over”

    They are going back to the table on Saturday.

    • Its only available on DirecTV. Every so often they offer them the choice between throwing down enough food for everyone or just enough cocaine to get one of them high. They ALWAYS choose the cocain and end up killing at least one contestant in the process.

    • …says the guy who wrote the previous comic.

      Obviously I have no such standards, and proudly claim the social commentary of others as my own.

  2. …says the guy who wrote the previous comic.

    Obviously I have no such standards, and proudly claim the social commentary of others as my own.

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