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I guess you can untie the virgin from the pike and stop stoking the fires at her feet. We also won’t need to sacrifice these goats and suckling pigs to our golden TV idol after all.
Damn it.
That’s right, the strike is (probably close to) over. Why? Because some Disney fuck wad said so. A part of me hoped that it would go on forever and this lack of TV would cause us to evolve into a new society governed by intellect and good will rather than greed and self destruction. Then I realized that only SCRIPTED TV was effected. If this had continued any longer, we would have nothing to watch but game shows and reality TV. Personally, I’ve seen enough of “Are You Sluttier Than a Fifth Grader,” “Who’s Dad has the Bigger Dick?,” “Celebrity Coke Addicts in Thunderdome,” “Celebrity Coke Addicts at the Bottom of Well,” and “Celebrity Coke Addicts Work at a Jamba Juice and the prize is Cocaine.”
It will be nice to see a new The Office or Heroes at some point, but I hope I emerge from this ordeal forever changed. I would like to less dependent on TV for entertainment. Oh shits! “Admit Which Ethnic Groups You Hate (For Money)” is coming on FOX.
Tags: tv, writers strike
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February 8th, 2008 at 11:28 am
<nerd>Battlestar Galactica!</nerd>
February 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am
It’s not over. This is a scare tactic to get the Oscars to be air-able.
It’s not over until the President of the WGA says, “it’s over”
They are going back to the table on Saturday.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
what does the guy from WGN have to do with all this? i like that channel mostly cause of the Rockford Files
February 8th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“Celebrity Coke Addicts at the Bottom of Well”
Wow, what cable service are you on? I want some of that!
February 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
So much for the network debut of “Lions Eat Christians”…although Spike TV might still pick it up.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Im not talking about BSG as not to jinx it. I want it so badly…. ive said to much.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Wait are you saying that the Latifah’d Golden Globes were less than amazingly perfect? Thats low man. Just low.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
You think Rockford files is cool. But there are some things that you would change if it were up to you.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Its only available on DirecTV. Every so often they offer them the choice between throwing down enough food for everyone or just enough cocaine to get one of them high. They ALWAYS choose the cocain and end up killing at least one contestant in the process.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I almost wrote that in the post, then I remembered Weird Al used it in “Couch Potato” on Poodle Hat. I didnt want to rip him off.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
…says the guy who wrote the previous comic.
Obviously I have no such standards, and proudly claim the social commentary of others as my own.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
oh my god i’d hate you but i can’t quite bring myself to care enough
February 8th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Look, just watch the Rockford files and call to see if Paul (Robert) can score some weed.
February 9th, 2008 at 1:13 am
I just hope the suck that has become lost will be destroyed soon!! I MISS YOU GOOD EPISODES OF LOST!!
February 9th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I really never expected that I would say “LOST” and “extreme apathy” in the same sentence.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Celebrity Coke Addicts at the Bottom of Well”
Wow, what cable service are you on? I want some of that!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
…says the guy who wrote the previous comic.
Obviously I have no such standards, and proudly claim the social commentary of others as my own.