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“Winter Extreme Sports Special Olympics going down in flames”
Cast: Joel, Eli & Josh
Topics: Lost, Rambo, Cloverfield, American Gladiators, Rambo, Ents, Rambo and Rambo
Rating: Explicit, NSFW, Not for kids
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Show Notes:
[01:38] The Final Countdown (link)
[03:00] Lost Season 4 premier underwhelms
[06:00] Rambo IV makes grown men giggle
[13:00] Drucilla meets Rambo
[14:00] Candy Mountain (link)
[16:30] 1st Caller: Sweet Child O’Mine (link: ???)
[17:36] Mail Sack: Kip has a Lost question
[20:00] Eli has a $500 cat
[23:08] I Can Has Cheezeburger in a Can (link)
[24:25] Michael Bay is remaking Nightmare on Elm Street (link)
[26:40] Tom Cruise needs Rocket Fuel (link)
[27:10] Eli is a Mexican like Guiermo Del Toro
[29:28] “Canadians” (link)
[30:18] J.J. Trek viral marketing (link)
[31:00] Pimp my space ship
[32:30] Full Circle: Back to Rambo
[36:18] Navy Rail Gun (link)
[37:00] “If a tree took a dump in the woods…”
[38:42] Fratboy Tree/ Jack in the Box
[41:00] Question from a caller: Cloverfield
[41:56] Cloverfield hangs out with the Trees
[43:20] Cloverfield: A word of warning
[43:38] Question from a caller: Dicks with dicks
[45:57] 1st live call: Mikey, “Who’s your favorite Gladiator?”
[49:42] Cloverfield shows up
[51:30] Outro?
[54:00] Actual Outro: “Next time, on a very special Hijinks Ensue”
UPDATE: Feeds are here!
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Hooray! Can’t wait to listen to this! The only thing that would be better would be it you named it Oral Hijinks. Or Aural Hijinks. Either works. C’mon! You can’t beat that!
Ok, maybe you can. Either way, I’m excited to hear it and am downloading it now.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:12 am
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February 4th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Yeah, I had no idea what Josh was saying at all. You need a better call out system for the reals.
In other news, I’m a big fan of the new Gladiators event, “Earthquake” where they talk it up like you’re swinging hundreds of feet above the arena on a pedestal and it’s literally like 4 feet off of a mat.
It’s actually cheesier than the old show. I miss Larry Czonka.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:49 am
This was absolutely awesome. You guys need to set up that iTunes feed shit so I can subscribe. The Stalone voice had me rolling on the floor.
February 4th, 2008 at 6:15 am
That was hilarious.
I’m going to be terribly sad now and point out that it was Merry and Pippin who met the Ents, not Frodo.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:12 am
FInal Countdown clip = RIAA violation!!
Beer can boner = classic
February 4th, 2008 at 10:10 am
NICE! I can tell I’m going to like future episodes of this. The many Tenacious D references were well appreciated. I used to do two music podcasts, one with my wife called Rocket Sauce and one called The Search for Inspirado. So, you can see my level of Tenacious D-votion. Man, that was a horrid pun.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Joel’s impression of Eli’s grandma channeled through the spirit of Slowpoke Rodriguez… I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. I actually laughed out all my sick. That’s attractive!
February 4th, 2008 at 10:24 am
well you set yourself up for greatness, with one of the greatest (and possibly the most brain sticky song from the 80’s) if i remember anything from this pod cast it’ll be that song LOL
February 4th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
“Yeah, I had no idea what Josh was saying at all. ”
That had nothing to do with being on speaker phone. Eli and I had no idea what he was saying either.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I submitted to iTunes. Now its on them to list it and get back to me. Really glad you liked it. We had no idea what was going on.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Alex, I realized about 4 sec into it that we mixed a Gandalf quote and the Ent. Its podcast magic.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Its not a violation if you dont…something something.
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Ba na bah bahhhhh, ba na Bah Bah NAAAAAAA!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
We were doing the (snapping) “Always record. ALWAYS RECORD.” bit during the initial set up.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
SLOWPOKE! Not Dopey Gonzalez. I knew it was something like that. The next episode will make you sick again.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Can you also remember the amazing quality humor explosions?
February 4th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
LOL just kidding it’s great keep it up…lol balls.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Awesome! I was stifling giggles (the appropriate response to listening to NSFW stuff at work) the entire time. I’m looking forward to the next one.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Put-
some-
stink-
on-
it,
PUT SOME STINK ON IT!
February 5th, 2008 at 2:05 am
Best podcast I have heard in a long while.
February 5th, 2008 at 8:08 am
I think it shold be called “uncomfortableness ensues.” It’s great though. It’s a magical trainwreck of the most wonderful proportions. Rambo needs to be recurring…ADRIAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 9:29 am
I’m having trouble getting it to play. It could just be my crappy internet connection, though.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:36 am
The Ent doing the Tenacious D drive-in bit had me rolling on the floor. And the Ent talking about his need to shit. Okay, all of the Ent humor.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Try the “download” link instead of the streaming player. Let me know if it doesnt work and I will give you the direct URL to the file.
February 5th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Yeah, about 30 minutes in, it starts over from the beginning. I downloaded the mp3 and got the same thing. I’m gonna try clearing my cache and trying again.
February 5th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Switched to a different computer and it worked. Stupid internet connection at work.
I’m impressed by the range of references you made. It was all stuff I understood as well. Really funny, and I’ll definitely add this to the list of podcasts in iTunes.
February 5th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
The rambo bits killed me. Literally. I’m posting this from beyond the grave. They have free wifi here.
And then the Ent bit hammer-raped my funny bone. Literally.
Keep it up!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
You musnt stifle the giggles. SET THEM FREE!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
“I’m impressed by the range of references you made”
That validates the whole podcast for me. Thanks!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
I knew hell was sponsored by Starbucks!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I was also happy for this reason. I got every reference, which made me very feel warm and sunny inside. And a little bit ashamed.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Thanks Robert. I really do appreciate that.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Rocky?
Apollo Creed?
I must break you?
Im going to call it Trainwrecks Trainwrecking.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
it is my understanding that they mine for sugar in hell…please confirm
yes-no-maybe
circle one
February 5th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Sugar in the RAW!
February 7th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
By the time Cloverfield and Treebeard were chillin’ out together, I had given up on trying not to laugh out loud to myself in public as I walked to work, listening to it on my iPod. I’ve been reading the comic for months now, but this was just too marvelous to go by without comment. Awesome, awesome, awesome. Even though I’m never going to think about trees the same way again…
February 8th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Meredith, let me be sappy for a minute. Your comments really brought a smile to my face. I appreciate you reading and taking the time to let me know what you think about the comic and podcast. Im not kidding when I say “this” is the reward for doing this stuff.
I promise you will hear from Treebeard again.
February 10th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Drusilla and Rambo. Gold.
February 10th, 2008 at 10:46 am
i love racism.
:-/
February 10th, 2008 at 10:59 am
What racism are you talking about?
February 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
[...] you haven’t already, listen to Episode 1, and subscribe to the podcast with RSS or [...]
February 10th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Thanks, Joan of Ar…..I mean, John.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Put-
some-
stink-
on-
it,
PUT SOME STINK ON IT!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
“I’m impressed by the range of references you made”
That validates the whole podcast for me. Thanks!
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Rocky?
Apollo Creed?
I must break you?
Im going to call it Trainwrecks Trainwrecking.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
it is my understanding that they mine for sugar in hell…please confirm
yes-no-maybe
circle one
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Meredith, let me be sappy for a minute. Your comments really brought a smile to my face. I appreciate you reading and taking the time to let me know what you think about the comic and podcast. Im not kidding when I say “this” is the reward for doing this stuff.
I promise you will hear from Treebeard again.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
FInal Countdown clip = RIAA violation!!
Beer can boner = classic
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
“Yeah, I had no idea what Josh was saying at all. ”
That had nothing to do with being on speaker phone. Eli and I had no idea what he was saying either.
February 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Its not a violation if you dont…something something.
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! Ba na bah bahhhhh, ba na Bah Bah NAAAAAAA!