Archive for ‘February, 2008’

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An Oscar Caliber Performance

by Joel on February 28, 2008 at 12:00 am
Posted In: Comics
An Oscar Caliber Performance

I still haven’t seen “There Will Be Blood” yet. And for that I am sorry. After “Gangs of New York” I wanted to find out the exact moment I would die, so that I could arrange to be murdered by Daniel Day Lewis (as Bill the Butcher) 5 minutes prior to my death. That would [...]

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Battleship: The Movie, The Game, The Breakfast Cereal

by Joel on February 25, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Posted In: Comics
Battleship: The Movie, The Game, The Breakfast Cereal

Ever hungry for new (old) intellectual properties to exploit, Universal is now working on taking classic Hasbro board games like Monopoly and Battleship to the big screen. I only foresee positive outcomes. I want these movies greenlit, and rushed into production so I can enjoy them by X-Mas. In fact, I’m so enthusiastic that I’m [...]

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Call it a going away present

by Joel on February 21, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Posted In: Comics
Call it a going away present

Back up in your ass with the resurrection. Back when things really started to look bleak for Toshiba and HD-DVD I said I had always been rooting for them, but I really didn’t care who won as long as there was a clear winner and we could stop all this foolishness. Well, finally the troops [...]

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The comic will be up tonight

by Joel on February 21, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Posted In: Blog

The comic is going to be finished and uploaded tonight (dinner-time-ish). The idea I had ended up being a lot more complicated than i expected and my procrastination instinct got the better of me. That said, the extra effort should be worth it. I think you guys are going to dig this one. Here’s some [...]

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Bluehost.com: I invite you to eat a dick

by Joel on February 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Posted In: Comics
Bluehost.com: I invite you to eat a dick

The story of how Bluehost.com fired me for getting Dugg. When I started this site in May of 2007 I did quite a lot of research as to the technology I should employ and the companies I should trust. I read countless reviews of publishing solutions and hosting companies. Settling on WordPress with ComicPress, I [...]

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If Loving You is Wrong…

by Joel on February 14, 2008 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Comics
If Loving You is Wrong…

Dear Readers, Here is my St. Valentine’s Day present to you: A Valentine’s card of today’s comic you print out, inscribe with proclamations of love and give to your sweet heart. Just don’t give this to your twin sibling. They might get the wrong idea. (1.5mb – Print this out landscape style on 8.5 x [...]

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New Comment System

by Joel on February 13, 2008 at 11:44 am
Posted In: Blog

The comments are different. More on this later today. Should be fun. Check out Intense Debate to learn more in the meantime. UPDATE: Ok, so here’s the deal. WordPress (the engine that drives this beast of a website) has a pretty terrible comment system. No avatars, no ratings, no profiles, no threads, etc, etc. It’s [...]

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A Prison for College Kids and Divorced Men

by Joel on February 11, 2008 at 9:41 am
Posted In: Comics
A Prison for College Kids and Divorced Men
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TV IS BACK!!!

by Joel on February 8, 2008 at 11:21 am
Posted In: Blog

I guess you can untie the virgin from the pike and stop stoking the fires at her feet. We also won’t need to sacrifice these goats and suckling pigs to our golden TV idol after all. Damn it. That’s right, the strike is (probably close to) over. Why? Because some Disney fuck wad said so. [...]

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S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents)

by Joel on February 7, 2008 at 1:58 am
Posted In: Comics
S.W.A.T. (Swedish Weapons and Torrents)

When you think pirates these days, you conjure images of flamboyantly foppish fellows, beards beaded and doo-ragged domes. I comment today not on those sea fairing swashbuckling skalewags, but rather the dastardly digital do-bads downloading documents, data, dance music and DVD dupes. I just dropped some alliteration science on your asses. Brain mouth words tired [...]

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