Comments on: Tom Cruise is terrifyingly insane

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:42:29 +0000

Sure, all religions have insane premises. But at least I don’t have to pay tens of thousands of dollars before they’ll even tell me what they are. Bibles are pretty cheap, and most religious folks (batshit insane or not) are happy to tell you (sometimes in excrutiating detail) what apeshit things they believe. Scientologists aren’t up front about it because they know if they told people about Xenu up front, they wouldn’t get many people willing to hand over that kind of money.

By: Joel

Joel — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:24:36 +0000

FINALLY! Someone says it so I dont have to. My thoughts exactly.

“Praise Penelope.”

Praise Penelope, indeed.

(i’m so afraid)

By: honestape

honestape — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:30:38 +0000

Your comments are….uh….interesting, as is your grammar.

By: gina

gina — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:11:13 +0000

Kil Katie or Freakatie whatever, just get rid of her; Tom is doing a great job keeping her flat ass in the basement, she sucks as an hum hum: actress!

Fuck the goldigger! the scientology bride should go away for ever. She signed a contract with Miscavige, not to let Cruise go also;

Praise Penelope.

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:18:35 +0000

Twitter’s been down all night, but the new comic is up:

http://hijinksensue.com/2008/01/31/the-heads-name-is-jor-l-ron/

By: honest ape

honest ape — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:04:26 +0000

I will literally be refreshing the page every 30 seconds until I see it. Okay, not literally. Nor figuratively. But I still want to see it. Pop a preview on twitter already!!

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:58:39 +0000

I shit you not. I am drawing that very head RIGHT NOW. You’ll see it in the morning.

By: Wolf Logan

Wolf Logan — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:51:23 +0000

…and that is the most frightening thing I’ve ever heard.

By: HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic » Archive » Tom Cruise could defeat a Balrog

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:22:04 +0000

By: Joel

Joel — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:30:42 +0000

Katie? Is that you? Are you trying get a signal to the outside world? The next time you’re on TV, blink 3 times in a row and we’ll know it’s a cry for help. You’ll have to leave the baby. Im afraid she’s been compromised.

If you’re correct and Spiderman is in league with the Scientologists we may have to employ the Sinister 6 to get you out.

We WILL NOT leave you behind, Katie. Be strong.