Comments on: Hoboes are basically worthless

By: hijinksensue

hijinksensue — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:23:35 +0000

Actually, at the time the original iPhone was not any sort of gaming platform. There wasn't even an app store and Apple kept insisting that apps were not a part of the iPhone's future.

By: Pip

Pip — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:49:24 +0000

"A sophisticated gaming platform, the iPhone is not"

Ah ha ha ha ha

Hindsight Burn.

By: wombat

wombat — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:15:01 +0000

so everyone noticed johnny five but not jombie the gennie lolz

By: Joel

Joel — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:59:55 +0000

@Founder
#1 Glad to hear that you read it 4 times. Thats awesome.

#2 Fixed it. Thanks!

By: Founder

Founder — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:50:28 +0000

After reading this for like the 4th time, I realized you spelled carried wrong. Doh!

By: Joel

Joel — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:40:22 +0000

@Varis
I have a 3rd phone just for checking voicemail.

@Dean
Careful now with the “fuck apple” stuff. I am still a diehard fanboy. This one series of ads just seemed a bit off. I will still kiss Steve’s rings when he comes by in his Steve-Mobile.

@Chris
damnit. Thanks.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:02:57 +0000

It’s Barber’s Pole, not Poll.

By: Dean

Dean — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:48:24 +0000

lol @ Joel’s terrorist threat comparison.

Fuck Apple and their “hip” unrealistic commercials.

By: Varis

Varis — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:15:26 +0000

Man, the thing that always got me about the iPhone commercials is the one that you parodied. I mean. The dude had two phones. One for calling people and one for texting and internet? WTF. Why do you need two phones for that? Are you talking and texting at the same time? Do you need to be constantly checking the internets while gabbing about last night’s Gilmore Girls?

By: Joel

Joel — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:38:34 +0000

@Yaira
“Number Johnny 5 IS ALIIIIIVE!”

@Jamison and MKR
Its equivalent to “We’re grounding all flights due to a terrorist threat!”
“Guys! I just checked Yahoo News and it doesnt say anything about a threat!”
“Good job. You are cleared for takoffEXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

@Kathleen
Im still using my original Edison telephone. It can only call one number. Its so indie.