Comments on: Moist and Delicious Cake

By: o8643

o8643 — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:58:30 +0000

It is completely possible to play Portal, as well as Half Life 2 on a Mac without Windoze. You just have to know where to look. I hear a certain bay has some good Cider.

By: Dunfalach

Dunfalach — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:02:10 +0000

I finally picked up the Orange Box off an Amazon gift certificate. When last I opened Portal, I was stuck on the 16th room. Someday I shall find a clever way to defeat it; I worry my reflexes just aren't up to the task. Portal's a great puzzle game. Far creepier than the computer voice are the sweet voices of the little guardbots. They make being eliminated by a hail of bullets sound so friendly. Getting the Friendly Fire achievement? Priceless.

Don't play Portal with vertigo though. I don't have vertigo, but my stomach does flipflops sometimes handling the view changes and spins.

By: Gabe Newall Sucks

Gabe Newall Sucks — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:44:49 +0000

Gabe is an jerk. I mean he let EA screw over the PS3 users with the Orange Box just because he was too lazy to develop for the PS3. It's just lazy.

By: MattG

MattG — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:40:52 +0000

Best. Game. Ever.

Seriously.

BTW, I found “HijiNKS Ensue” today via Kris Straub of Starslip Crisis. I’ve been working my way through the past strips. I can’t stop! This is great stuff, Joel. I start my day of every day at work with coffee & webcomics. “HijiNKS Ensue” just made the rotation.

By: Mysterioustree

Mysterioustree — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:39:56 +0000

@Joel

Nah my Weighted companion cube finished it yesterday. He gets crazy hungry sometimes it scares me.

By: Joel

Joel — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 17:57:39 +0000

@Mysterioustree

As long as you have the fish shaped solid waste for garnish, I’ll still eat it.

By: Mysterioustree

Mysterioustree — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:44:32 +0000

I made the cake in portal. It was delicious but, I forgot to add the sediment shaped sediment.

By: Joel

Joel — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:49:01 +0000

@Jon
I dont even know how to address that. The two most life affirming moments in my life have been A) having a child and B) switching to Mac (and not necessarily in that order). Its like when youve been in an abusive relationship for so long that you just assume it has to be this way forever. Then you meet this new person who is not only WAY more attractive but actually wants to do the things YOU want to do, and talk about how your day was instead of just slapping you on the ass and telling you to make them a sandwich.

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:10:20 +0000

wait… you actually own a mac by choice? so do you hate having fun or what? I don’t understand. Sure Microsoft might not be the greatest company in the world but I cant honestly say I have never gotten pleasure out of using an apple product while my gaming desktop and my xbox 360 have greatly improved my quality of life. Apple FTL

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:43:04 +0000

@Josh Lewis
Thats a commitment right there. I applaud your crippling gaming addiction.