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October 11th, 2007

Wiimo

Wii + Emo = Wiimo. Now solve for N.

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21 Responses to “Wiimo”

  1. AJ Says:

    Ha! There’s my ex… sounds like something he would say too :p

  2. Dean Says:

    N = (Wiimo - Emo) * Marketing

    Am I close?

    The first panel in this strip is classic. I especially enjoyed the Gender, Pants Gender, and I Cut Myself categories. “So is that a ‘No’?” was very well timed, cutting Emoboy off before he could continue his rant. Love this one.

  3. Mark Says:

    “I wear black on the outside because that is how I feel on the inside.”

    Very funny comic today, Joel. The Wii and Mii ID numbers were a nice touch ;)

  4. Joel Says:

    @AJ

    Its just a REALLY fun haircut to draw. i cant help it.

    @Dean
    You are SO close but you forgot to account for the curvature of the plane or something.

    @Mark
    You found the Eater Eggs!

  5. Cyn Says:

    Oh man the sadness slidey bar cracked me up. Thanks for the fantastic comic. =)

  6. mikey Says:

    Ha! Quite the jubilant yarn, most quite!

    But for real, this makes me want to try wii bowling after cutting myself to see how much it bleeds. It’s extra fun because the blood loss will probably keep you from the tenth frame.

  7. Joel Says:

    @Cyn
    I havent seen you in these parts in WAY too long. thanks for resurfacing!

    @Mikey
    Would you go as far as to say “ripping fine”? because that would make my day.

    Um, what you are talking about is called “Seattle Rules” Wii Sports. I guess I can invite you to the next meet up.

  8. Jacob Says:

    Excellent.

    Think of all the special mini-games a wiimo could play, like wrist-cutting with all the wii-motion effects and a Papa Roach soundtrack!

  9. Denise Says:

    The funny thing about Mii’s is that there are always certain characters that I see in everyone’s Wii, as if they were universal figures, and those are Jesus and Hitler. Usually both. A friend of mine even had a “Bad Jesus.” I took it to understand that he was more mischievous than regular Jesus, but not quite as bad as Hitler.

  10. Joel Says:

    @denise
    Bad Jesus is 10 hundred times worse than regular Hitler. It goes like this (where > = “worse than”)

    Regular Hitler > Regular Jesus
    Bad Jesus > Regular Hitler
    Bad Jesus > Super Hitler > Regular Jesus
    Cyborg Hitler > Bad Jesus
    Cyborg Jesus > (all)

  11. Joel Says:

    @Jacob
    I was thinking more of an AFI soundtrack. If we’re going with P.Roach I’m going to have to start my paperwork all over again.

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  13. Dean Says:

    Joel, thanks for explaining the intricacies of evil folk. I totally forgot about their cyborg modes.

    I think I’ve figured out the formula:
    N = [(Wiimo - Emo) * Marketing] ^ |sin(x)| + flavin

  14. Joel Says:

    @Dean
    Youre going to need to pick up a TI graphing calculator. Dont forget the Glavin.

  15. marko Says:

    Oh men, that was so hilarious!

  16. Joel Says:

    @Marko

    “Oh men” is my new favorite exclamation. Thanks!

  17. Dean Says:

    I have a TI-89, but I’ll be damned if I know how to do much more than multiply with it.

    “Oh men” - classic! Use it in a comic before someone else does!

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  19. Jim Reverend Says:

    Muahahaha. Best Comic Evar!

  20. Joel Says:

    @ Jim
    You are definitely a Wiimo.
    Its not to late to name your daughter that.

  21. QingTing Says:

    *cries because her wii isn’t nearly so cool*

    *had to use a BEAUTY MARK to represent her labret*

    *sniff*

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